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  • Wally

    April 25, 2011 5:05 a.m. Wally SuperDork

    http://www.thelocal.de/society/20110423-34585.html

    Police called to investigate noise find lone jiggling vibrator

    Police called to a flat in Berlin by neighbours who said it sounded like someone was using an electric drill through the night smashed down the door to find a vibrator had switched itself on and was jiggling around on the floor.

    Officers who answered the desperate call of the neighbour tried repeatedly to contact the 23-year-old woman whose flat it was, according to a report in the Berlin Kurier on Saturday.

    But they could not get a response, and eventually decided to break in the door in an attempt to find out what was going on in the flat.

    “You could hear the noise out on the street,” one neighbour was quoted as saying.

    When the officers smashed their way into the flat they found nothing more dangerous than the vibrator which was doing its best on the floor.

    Now the young woman is not only going to have to face her neighbours when she returns home – she will also have to pay for the smashed door, the paper said.

  • huge-O-chavez

    April 25, 2011 5:41 a.m. huge-O-chavez SuperDork

    How would one go about purchasing one of these appliances, off lease?

  • JoeyM

    April 25, 2011 6:12 a.m. JoeyM SuperDork

    Don't be a spelling nazi.

  • Luke

    April 25, 2011 6:27 a.m. Luke SuperDork

    Wally wrote:

    “You could hear the noise out on the street,” one neighbour was quoted as saying.

    That must've been one heavy-duty device!

    ....or maybe it was a hardwood floor.

  • DrBoost

    April 25, 2011 6:48 a.m. DrBoost SuperDork

    The vibrator was on, and she wasn't answering the phone? Has there ever been a more obvious statement?

  • Kramer

    April 25, 2011 7:01 a.m. Kramer HalfDork

    My friend made fun of my apartment, so I knocked her flat.

  • mad_machine

    April 25, 2011 8:09 a.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    Luke wrote:

    That must've been one heavy-duty device!

    18v dewalt vibrator.. part of their new sex toys line

  • 914Driver

    April 25, 2011 8:53 a.m. 914Driver SuperDork

    Wally wrote:

    “You could hear the noise out on the street,” one neighbour was quoted as saying.

    Must have been the Industrial Size !

  • joey48442

    April 25, 2011 9:29 a.m. joey48442 SuperDork

    Kramer wrote:

    My friend made fun of my apartment, so I knocked her flat.

    zing-pow!

    Joey

  • jrw1621

    April 25, 2011 9:36 a.m. jrw1621 SuperDork

    Same girl caught earlier in commercial: http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/26109596
    Yes, the video is safe for work.

  • carguy123

    April 25, 2011 10:11 a.m. carguy123 SuperDork

    Who said it was a sex toy? Lot's of people use vibrators for lots of other reasons. The 18 volt Dewalt sounds interesting. For deep down tissue massage.

  • N Sperlo

    April 25, 2011 10:27 a.m. N Sperlo Reader

    carguy123 wrote:

    Who said it was a sex toy? Lot's of people use vibrators for lots of other reasons. The 18 volt Dewalt sounds interesting. For deep down tissue massage.

    Oh, this sawzall feels amazing....

  • John Brown

    April 25, 2011 10:36 a.m. John Brown SuperDork

    It may have been rotary powered ;)

  • N Sperlo

    April 25, 2011 11:06 a.m. N Sperlo Reader

    I searched and I found it... But there adult in me won't let me post it. A very interesting sawzall attachment.

  • huge-O-chavez

    April 25, 2011 7:00 p.m. huge-O-chavez SuperDork

    huge-O-chavez wrote:

    How would one go about purchasing one of these appliances, off lease?

    preferably unwashed..

  • JoeyM

    April 25, 2011 7:13 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork

    mad_machine wrote:

    Luke wrote:

    That must've been one heavy-duty device!

    Probably a Hitachi Magic Wand which is powerful enough to have a chord instead of batteries. [That link is to a wikipedia entry about the product. I'll let you decide if it is NSFW]

  • Woody

    April 25, 2011 7:25 p.m. Woody SuperDork

    I know a few girls in Germany. I'll make some phone calls.

  • April 25, 2011 7:33 p.m. fasted58 Reader

    Commercial unit:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbk-5eT5frI

  • Toyman01

    April 28, 2011 10:23 p.m. Toyman01 SuperDork

    Ahhh, attack of the annoying canoes.

 
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