i just noticed how Aspire-as in ford aspire rhymes with things. what's an Aspire without a/c? a perspire. what's an Aspire dead by the side of the road? an expire. that got me thinking. can you rhyme the names of bad cars to words in the english language?
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Nov. 10, 2009 1:07 p.m. stoptheeconobox New Reader
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Nov. 10, 2009 1:13 p.m. Carson Dork
We already have a member with an Aspire R/T.
pronounce it.
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Nov. 10, 2009 1:24 p.m. Woody SuperDork
Nothing rhymes with Aztec.
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Nov. 10, 2009 1:31 p.m. JetMech Reader
Sure. Yugo=No-go.
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Nov. 10, 2009 1:32 p.m. captainzib Reader
Woody wrote:
Nothing rhymes with Aztec.
Pontiac Ass Crack has a bit of a ring to it.
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Nov. 10, 2009 1:37 p.m. aircooled SuperDork
Woody wrote:
Nothing rhymes with Aztec.
People who ran afoul of the Aztec were sacrificed...
People who drive Aztecs have their dignity sacrificed.
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Nov. 10, 2009 1:38 p.m. Dr. Hess PowerDork
What do you call 3 Pontiac Aztecs on the dealer's lot?
A lifetime supply.
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Nov. 10, 2009 1:39 p.m. Kia_racer Reader
In reply to aircooled:
I dunno, it kinda grows on ya. Like a fungus.
But I drive a Kia so what do I know.
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Nov. 10, 2009 2:00 p.m. JetMech Reader
Kia_racer wrote:
I drive a Kia so what do I know.
I rented a Kia recently, and it wasn't a bad car. Would've been better with a real gearbox, though.
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Nov. 10, 2009 2:04 p.m. oldtin Reader
Woody wrote:
Nothing rhymes with Aztec.
Too bad it's ugly as heck
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Nov. 10, 2009 2:44 p.m. jrw1621 Dork
A friend once had an Aspire rental car while his was in the body shop.
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Nov. 10, 2009 2:45 p.m. Kia_racer Reader
JetMech wrote:
Kia_racer wrote:
I drive a Kia so what do I know.
I rented a Kia recently, and it wasn't a bad car. Would've been better with a real gearbox, though.
Mine is a 5spd Sephia. 166K and only minor problems like alt and plug wires.
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Nov. 10, 2009 3:24 p.m. JetMech Reader
In reply to Kia_racer:
I wish I could say that every vehicle I've owned has had only minor problems!
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Nov. 10, 2009 3:40 p.m. slantvaliant HalfDork
Not exactly rhyming:
Rustang Cramaro Fireturd Trans-Sham Coulda Heep
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Nov. 10, 2009 3:52 p.m. John Brown MegaDork
Carson wrote:
We already have a member with an Aspire R/T.
pronounce it.
THREE members have held that cars title.
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Nov. 10, 2009 4:18 p.m. Bobzilla HalfDork
I've been driving/racing Hyundai's for the last few years. What joke HAVEN'T I heard?
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Nov. 10, 2009 6:25 p.m. maroon92 UberDork
Carson said:
We already have a member with an Aspire R/T.
pronounce it.
It has recently had it's name changed to Aspire8...same concept, different approach.
John Brown said:
THREE members have held that cars title.
And it dies with me!
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Nov. 10, 2009 6:50 p.m. friedgreencorrado Dork
Woody wrote:
Nothing rhymes with Aztec.
The aesthetics of a train wreck. The antithesis of V-Tech. The poster child of real dreck.
That's all I can do without spending an hour with the thesaurus..
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Nov. 10, 2009 11:48 p.m. Appleseed Dork
I used to think Aztec-like cars were cool. When I was 5. And I built them out of LEGOs.
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Nov. 11, 2009 7:40 a.m. egnorant Dork
Mercury Mystique has adopted the title of "mistake". A girlfriend had no objections when I replaced the V with a J on her Astro Van. Bright red Suburban with Razorback "bling" became the SubBubbaian.
I own 2 Aspires.
Bruce
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Nov. 11, 2009 7:46 a.m. John Brown MegaDork
Ford Tempon, Mercury Maxipaz either way they are both disposable rags.
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Nov. 11, 2009 8:20 a.m. joey48442 SuperDork
Vw croutan. Land rover freeloader.
Joey
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Nov. 11, 2009 8:22 a.m. John Brown MegaDork
Joey just reminded me Mazda Gayotta.
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Nov. 11, 2009 8:53 a.m. Adrian_Thompson Reader
Turdbota will always be Turdbota's to me.
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Nov. 11, 2009 9:02 a.m. RX Reven' Reader
Ford Exploder...I'm actually very happy with mine but it's still fun to goof on it.
