Man-Capsules, to increase stamina. (I assume during sexy time)
I'm on my droid, so hopefully someone can copy and paste for me. Truly sick and from what it's sounding, not made up.
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Aug. 12, 2011 9:14 a.m. N Sperlo Dork
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Aug. 12, 2011 9:22 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
C'mon. Like you have never considered eating a dead baby to gain more woman-pleasing stamina?
Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babys and and a bear skin rug?
A: I have never pleasured myself while lying on a bear skin rug.
Thank you, thank you... I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip the waitresess.
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Aug. 12, 2011 9:32 a.m. N Sperlo Dork
Stay classy, snorkel.
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Aug. 12, 2011 9:36 a.m. Duke SuperDork
What is it with the Chinese and aphrodisiacs? There are like 20 billion of them already - aren't they getting it on plenty now, without having to eat snow tiger livers, snort powdered rhinoceros horn, and swallow dead baby pills?
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Aug. 12, 2011 10:45 a.m. 914Driver SuperDork
Thank God, I thought it was going to be something gross.
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Aug. 12, 2011 11:55 a.m. JoeyM SuperDork
Duke wrote:
What is it with the Chinese and aphrodisiacs? There are like 20 billion of them already - aren't they getting it on plenty now, without having to eat snow tiger livers, snort powdered rhinoceros horn, and swallow dead baby pills?
+1
can we convince them that securities backed by toxic mortgages are an aphrodesiac?
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Aug. 12, 2011 1:09 p.m. Keith SuperDork
How do you think they got to that population level in the first place?
Man, I don't think I've heard a dead baby joke since high school.
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Aug. 12, 2011 2:15 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork
more men than women in china now.. I hate to think of what they are doing with those pills without the women around to put them to use
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Aug. 12, 2011 5:41 p.m. redrabbit New Reader
How do you say "solient green is people" in chineese?
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Aug. 12, 2011 5:44 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork
redrabbit wrote:
How do you say "solient green is people" in chineese?
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Aug. 12, 2011 6:47 p.m. friedgreencorrado SuperDork
So, how did a cheap hood of a bodyguard get ahold of $400 an ounce strawberries?
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Aug. 12, 2011 7:48 p.m. Zomby woof SuperDork
Snork, I have a bear skin rug. Look me up if you're in the area.
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Aug. 12, 2011 8:39 p.m. Lesley SuperDork
Get a room you guys.
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Aug. 12, 2011 9:40 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork
not listening... lalalalalalalalalalalalala
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Aug. 12, 2011 10:30 p.m. Racer1ab Reader
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Aug. 13, 2011 8:48 a.m. AngryCorvair SuperDork
mad_machine wrote:
more men than women in china now.. I hate to think of what they are doing with those pills without the women around to put them to use
dude, why do you think they bought the USA? when they invade, it ain't gonna be to get their money back.
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Aug. 13, 2011 9:58 a.m. Wally SuperDork
In reply to Keith:
You obviously hang out with the wrong group of people.
I think it makes perfect sense to harnes to power of babies. What has more energy than a screaming baby?
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Aug. 13, 2011 5:05 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork
two screaming babies?
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Aug. 13, 2011 5:09 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork
they even have the ability to destroy a career
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Aug. 13, 2011 6:34 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork
I am going out on a limb here to say that Vin Diesel never had much of a career to destroy
