Sorry couldn't resist! 
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Aug. 22, 2008 3:51 p.m. fastEddie Dork
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Aug. 22, 2008 3:54 p.m. 16vCorey Dork
Do you think the dogs attacked her because she squeezed the Charmin?
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Aug. 22, 2008 3:55 p.m. Salanis Dork
I was expecting something about someone getting arrested for assaulting Bob Costas.
I knew that couldn't be right, because if Marjorie took out Bob Costas, they'd never find the body. And if they did, they'd never trace it back to her.
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Aug. 22, 2008 4:00 p.m. bluej Reader
Salanis wrote:
I was expecting something about someone getting arrested for assaulting Bob Costas.
I knew that couldn't be right, because if Marjorie took out Bob Costas, they'd never find the body. And if they did, they'd never trace it back to her.
glad i'm not the only one.
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Aug. 22, 2008 5:56 p.m. Tommy Suddard
My mother would never murder anybody, that's why we keep getting new decks.
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Aug. 23, 2008 2:02 a.m. Wally SuperDork
I miss Mr Whipple
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Aug. 23, 2008 12:00 p.m. mel_horn HalfDork
Salanis wrote:
I knew that couldn't be right, because if Marjorie took out Bob Costas, they'd never find the body. And if they did, they'd never trace it back to her.
They would get an anonymous tip telling them to look in the refrigerator.
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Aug. 23, 2008 12:43 p.m. integraguy Reader
Sorry, when I first saw this, I had visions of Majorie "behind bars" for speeding down the nearly deserted Daytona Beach. They still allow cars/driving on Daytona Beach, don't they?
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Aug. 23, 2008 4:59 p.m. Marjorie Suddard General Manager
Tommy Suddard wrote:
My mother would never murder anybody, that's why we keep getting new decks.
Have I taught you nothing, son? Never use decks. Always use patios--with very deep footers.
Margie
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Aug. 24, 2008 12:44 p.m. fastEddie Dork
Yeah, concrete helps hide the scent from the police dogs!
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Aug. 25, 2008 7:01 a.m. wreckerboy SuperDork
Yes, but her insane giggling would give it away.
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Aug. 25, 2008 9:20 a.m. Jensenman SuperDork
It's also better to bury them vertically. Much easier to do with an earth auger, less disturbance of the soil. Don't forget the lime.
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Aug. 25, 2008 9:26 a.m. JFX001 HalfDork
This is getting spooky. Educational....but spooky.
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Aug. 25, 2008 9:49 a.m. Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
Auger down further, drop them in and plant a tree. Good fertilizer.
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Aug. 25, 2008 9:56 a.m. Jensenman SuperDork
You've done this before.
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Aug. 25, 2008 10:14 a.m. doitover Reader
freezer, rental industrial chipper shredder, river, done.
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Aug. 25, 2008 10:58 a.m. fastEddie Dork
been watching Fargo have we?!
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Aug. 25, 2008 11:21 a.m. doitover Reader
Actually it was a real case. They convicted the guy based on blood in his house and one bone chip on the bank of the river where he was known to have used a rental shredder. I'm not saying it's fool proof but a little bleach in the house and he might be walking the streets with us today. What a gross thread, but it is Bob Costas we are talking about.
fastEddie wrote:
been watching Fargo have we?!
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Aug. 25, 2008 3:27 p.m. Mental SuperDork
Marjorie Suddard wrote:
Tommy Suddard wrote:
My mother would never murder anybody, that's why we keep getting new decks.
Have I taught you nothing, son? Never use decks. Always use patios--with very deep footers.
Margie
"Hey Tommy! You seem like a pretty good kid, you stay out of trouble, get good grades. What's your secret?"
"I guess I just don't want to upset my Mom."
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Aug. 25, 2008 5:39 p.m. Tommy Suddard
You never heard what happened to Billie, did you?
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Aug. 26, 2008 6:26 a.m. Jensenman SuperDork
Didn't she jump off the Tallahatchie Bridge? Or was that a rumour Margie started to hide the truth?
