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  • poopshovel

    Aug. 7, 2011 8:30 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork

    I don't do this. Evar. I'm doing it now. My super awesome neice, who is really smart, kind, courteous, generally awesome, etc., is also a softball phenom. Her team has won the Southeastern Championship, and is headed to the championships in Washington State (from Tampa FL) next week.

    Seriously. I don't do this. If her Mom was a crackhead dying from cancer, or she was a girlscout with cookies to sell, or a Somalian...Somalian, I wouldn't ask, but this is a chance for her to go compete with the best in the country at what she likes to do. A proverbial $2011 softball challenge. I think it's really important for kids to be involved in competitive 'stuff' whether it's automobile-centric or not, and I want her to go, and I want to help.

    I'll gladly shave my head for a $20 donation, shave my nethers for a $50 donation, and light myself, or someone else of your choosing on fire, at the challenge for a $1,000 donation.

    Your help would be greatly appreciated. Info. on the 2011 junior softball world series is here:

    http://jrsoftballworldseries.wordpress.com/

    And if this is an "out of line" request, PLEASE delete with no hard feelings on this end.

    Paypal is highcountry AT tds DOT N-E-T. Include an address, name, etc., with donation, and maybe something wicked and hongnorious will end up on your doorstep.

    They're headed out a week from today, so seriously, DON'T send money after this Friday.

    Thanks dudes & chicks!!!

    Uncle Mike

  • HiTempguy

    Aug. 7, 2011 11:06 p.m. HiTempguy Dork

    In for pooling together for $1k so he lights himself on fire.

    Flaming poopshovel... I like it, its got a riiiing to it :D

  • AngryCorvair

    Aug. 8, 2011 10:13 a.m. AngryCorvair SuperDork

    HiTempguy wrote:

    In for pooling together for $1k so he lights himself on fire.

    Flaming poopshovel... I like it, its got a riiiing to it :D

    fifty people at $20 each is very doable. but i vote he set Wayne on fire. in the back parking lot, so he's gotta go UP to get to the pool.

    and i mean that in the most complimentary way possible.

  • Marjorie Suddard

    Aug. 8, 2011 10:32 a.m. Marjorie Suddard General Manager

    Let me just nip this in the bud. Poopie, you're welcome to solicit your friends here for donations to help a very worthy cause, but please do not tie it to any outrageous shenanigans at the Challenge. We just don't need that headache.

    Margie

    edit: Sent you a couple bucks. Call it a down payment on the "no fire" Challenge party.

  • Aug. 8, 2011 10:36 a.m. mndsm SuperDork

    Eh, i'm in for a few bucks. Poopshovel amuses me.

  • Osterkraut

    Aug. 8, 2011 11:22 a.m. Osterkraut SuperDork

    Marjorie Suddard wrote:

    Let me just nip this in the bud. Poopie, you're welcome to solicit your friends here for donations to help a very worthy cause, but please do not tie it to any outrageous shenanigans at the Challenge. We just don't need that headache.

    Margie

    edit: Sent you a couple bucks. Call it a down payment on the "no fire" Challenge party.

  • poopshovel

    Aug. 8, 2011 11:34 a.m. poopshovel SuperDork

    Okay, maybe we move the human canadian bacon ceremony to an adjacent hotel. Thanks to those who have donated.

  • mad_machine

    Aug. 8, 2011 11:35 a.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    Dropped you a couple of bucks.. but use nair, not a razor (just kidding) good luck to your super awesome niece

  • poopshovel

    Aug. 18, 2011 4:45 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork

    Dudes and chicks:

    Thanks again SO much. Neice's team is in Washington and KICKING ASS!!! I believe they've played 4 games so far. Beat the entire continent of Asia yesterday Neice had 2 RBI's! Twice what I had in my entire little league career!!! They MERCY RULED Canada's monkey asses 22-2 today (sorry jg, no refunds.) Tomorrow's opponent is TBD, but if I understand correctly, the winner will be in the final World Series game, shown on ESPN 2 Live on Saturday.

    To those who DIDN'T send an address, please PM me with one, as there's some really decent hong shwag and a sweet "Thank You" letter in your futures!

  • mtn

    Aug. 18, 2011 5:15 p.m. mtn SuperDork

    Wish I would have seen this earlier.

  • aussiesmg

    Aug. 18, 2011 5:24 p.m. aussiesmg SuperDork

    How did I miss this, sorry Mike

  • poopshovel

    Aug. 19, 2011 10:32 a.m. poopshovel SuperDork

    Ah, no worries mates! They've made it there, so I assume they raised enough funds!!!

    Here's an article from their local paper:

    http://southtampa.patch.com/articles/south-tampa-girls-take-on-the-world?ncid=wsc-...

  • poopshovel

    Aug. 20, 2011 2:00 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork

    THEY'RE IN! Playing "central" (Michigan,) in two hours. Game will be on ESPN2, and online on ESPN3 - which you can access w/Xbox Live. GO SOUTHEAST!!! berkeley MICHIGAN!!! Thanks again everybody. Niece's name is Kendall Arcia. Also, I just realized I've been misspelling "niece." I blame Evan Williams.

  • AngryCorvair

    Aug. 20, 2011 10:04 p.m. AngryCorvair SuperDork

    poopshovel wrote:

    THEY'RE IN! Playing "central" (Michigan,) in two hours. Game will be on ESPN2, and online on ESPN3 - which you can access w/Xbox Live. GO SOUTHEAST!!! berkeley MICHIGAN!!! Thanks again everybody. Niece's name is Kendall Arcia. Also, I just realized I've been misspelling "niece." I blame Evan Williams.

    i was sitting in a bar watching that game this afternoon after getting rained out on Woodward. i never made the connection that the florida team was your niece's team. they took a solid beating in the second inning. :-(

  • poopshovel

    Aug. 22, 2011 8:31 a.m. poopshovel SuperDork

    Sometimes you mercy-rule the bear. Sometimes the bear mercy-rules you.

 
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