Meme Thread... no politics

In reply to Appleseed :

Tourism jingle for IDOT: "Just outside Chicago Is a state called Illinois"

Daylan C said:

When I started my job, we had company wide monthly meetings where the new employees would be introduced.  The request was "tell us something interesting about you..."  Mine was "I worked for a year and a half as a radio-telegrapher."  My friend's was "I once failed a Turing Test."

Not that we have this problem.

Toyman01 said:

What about when the bad sound you're used too suddenly stops

Ranger50 said:

That hurts, man. I still "pre-crush" my E36 M3.

In reply to poopshovel again :

Same, been smashing those bricks up since childhood. we called them "crunchy noodles"

Grizz said:

Toyman01 said:

What about when the bad sound you're used too suddenly stops

poopshovel again said:

Ranger50 said:

That hurts, man. I still "pre-crush" my E36 M3.

Eat the brick. 

Chug the boiling water. 

Snort the flavor packet.

Man up. Sheesh.

RealMiniNoMore said:

poopshovel again said:

Ranger50 said:

That hurts, man. I still "pre-crush" my E36 M3.

Eat the brick. 

Chug the boiling water. 

Snort the flavor packet.

Man up. Sheesh.

Nothing quite like freebasing 3 days worth of sodium. 

Daylan C said:

Fun fact: Answering "I have an eight inch tongue and breathe through me ears" gets you a trip to HR. 

Wally said:

Fun fact: Answering "I have an eight inch tongue and breathe through me ears" gets you a trip to HR. 

Awesome

In reply to ProDarwin :

I wish I could take credit for it.  It was originally the greatest pickup line I ever saw work, a friend said it in a bar in New Hampshire.  I break it out from time to time if things aren't awkward enough