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  • DrBoost

    Oct. 3, 2009 10:29 a.m. DrBoost HalfDork

    My wife has a habit of not explaining herself when she assumes I know exactly what she's talking about. I'm sure I do the same thing, but I'm the man of the house, I'm allowed, right?
    Anyway, I've been telling her for years, when it comes to cooking (which she is very good at and has been doing it for a long time and thus, uses terminology that baffles me) she needs to talk to me like I'm a third grader. The other day she did it again, but I think I got my point across.
    She said "Hey hot, studly DrBoost, whom I love more dearly than anything else on earth and is the light of my life (or something like that) I have to leave. Can you finish dinner for me"? "Will do" was my obedient, husbandly response. "O.K. then, it's easy. Just finish up the dumplings, blanch the vegetables, then put the dumplings on the chicken and toss it in the oven please."
    It sounded like Charlie Browns teacher just asked me to "mwaamwamwamwaaaa ma mwa mwaamwa." I thought about telling her, yet again to please explain things like this to me, because blanch isn't something you do to veggies, it's a character on the Golden Girls. But I figured I'd make my point. I said: "Sure honey. I'll get on that right away. I'm a little busy right now though, so could you pull the drums off of the car and make sure the primary shoes and secondary shoes are installed correctly then get my bore-scope out and let me know how the cross-hatch pattern looks on the rear bank in the minivan?"
    She said "huh!? Oh, alright. I'll write the directions down for you."
    "Thanks" said Doc.


    Men are from Mars.......

  • Grtechguy

    Oct. 3, 2009 10:38 a.m. Grtechguy UltraDork

    Amen

  • cwh

    Oct. 3, 2009 11:30 a.m. cwh Dork

    My wife LOL'd when I read this to her. She wants to send it to her friends. Seems you have hit on something universal. Cool wife, too.

  • Woody

    Oct. 3, 2009 12:22 p.m. Woody SuperDork

    This sounds exactly like my house, except my wife can't cook and I don't listen nearly as well as you do.

  • mel_horn

    Oct. 3, 2009 12:58 p.m. mel_horn Dork

    I would be ecstatic if she were on the same floor or in the same room when she issued the instructions...

  • carguy123

    Oct. 3, 2009 2:51 p.m. carguy123 Dork

    Just sent your post to all the women in my life.

  • MitchellC

    Oct. 3, 2009 2:54 p.m. MitchellC HalfDork

    Is it bad that I know more about dumplings and blanching than knowing how to install primary and secondary shoes correctly?

  • EastCoastMojo

    Oct. 3, 2009 3:46 p.m. EastCoastMojo Dork

    I don't know how to blanche, but I am confident I could scope the cylinders correctly.

  • 914Driver

    Oct. 3, 2009 4:15 p.m. 914Driver SuperDork

    So we're hanging out in the shower, cleansing gel being used at an alarming rate. She's loping the mule and being vixenish.... "Do you remember at a Christmas party four years ago? You were talking to (somedamnbody) and you said (whatever) .

    What did you mean by that?"

    It dropped like a rock and I was looking for the exit.

    What the heck is going on in your head?

    Yes. Men & Women think differently.

  • MitchellC

    Oct. 3, 2009 4:21 p.m. MitchellC HalfDork

    That's rough. I think that's how a bear feels when he went for the steak set in the jaw-trap.

  • EricM

    Oct. 3, 2009 6:09 p.m. EricM HalfDork

    If I tried that I would have gone 3 weeks without sex....

  • mad_machine

    Oct. 3, 2009 8:59 p.m. mad_machine UberDork

    and people wonder why I prefer to be single

  • Volksroddin

    Oct. 3, 2009 9:25 p.m. Volksroddin Dork

    ha ha, thats why I am teaching my daughter(5yr old) how to work on RC cars.

    OK now just keep turning to the left and the shock will come right off. All right good job now letts fill it oil, ok now put the shock back now. Yes she can do this and she is getting better at driving it too

  • Lesley

    Oct. 3, 2009 10:56 p.m. Lesley SuperDork

    OK, I can do brakes. But make dumplings? Nyet!

  • FindlaySpeedMan

    Oct. 4, 2009 1:22 a.m. FindlaySpeedMan New Reader

    Hah. Compare cookbook directions to car-fixin directions sometime. Betty Crocker gives you step-by-steps that a monkey could follow. Follow the directions exactly and you get cookies, no prob. Chilton just says, "remove transmission", and leaves you to fill in the blanks with swear words.

    At the rate I'm going, I'll be baking bread and rebuilding engines in the same kitchen. Just have to stay out of wedlock.

  • Salanis

    Oct. 4, 2009 1:23 a.m. Salanis UltraDork

    FindlaySpeedMan wrote:

    Hah. Compare cookbook directions to car-fixin directions sometime. Betty Crocker gives you step-by-steps that a monkey could follow. Follow the directions exactly and you get cookies, no prob. Chilton just says, "remove transmission", and leaves you to fill in the blanks with swear words.

    Voted up. "Say What?" worthy.

  • mad_machine

    Oct. 4, 2009 1:50 a.m. mad_machine UberDork

    "reinstallation is opposite of removal"

  • Lesley

    Oct. 4, 2009 10:23 a.m. Lesley SuperDork

    FindlaySpeedMan wrote:

    At the rate I'm going, I'll be baking bread and rebuilding engines in the same kitchen. Just have to stay out of wedlock.

    LOL - I had a 360 on an engine stand in the mudroom off my kitchen for a year. Really freaked people out, it was beside the freezer.

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=390822&l=3fd80e9e7c&id=515956307

  • aussiesmg

    Oct. 4, 2009 10:28 a.m. aussiesmg SuperDork

    Lesley, with all due respect, even I wouldn't do that...

  • cwh

    Oct. 4, 2009 11:15 a.m. cwh Dork

    Hell, when my future wife and I first got together, I had a BW T-10 4 speed (Aluminum, even) on the dining room table. Right next to my big roll around tool box. I didn't think there was anything odd about that, she did. Few months later, she and her daughter spent two days cleaning the house before she moved in. Tranny and tool box got moved.

  • Jensenman

    Oct. 4, 2009 11:16 a.m. Jensenman MegaDork

    Neither the wife or I can cook well. It's amazing we have survived this long.

    In my single daze, I had a TT600 Yamaha in my kitchen and an MGB engine in my den. And no I'm not making that up or exaggerating.

  • NYG95GA

    Oct. 4, 2009 11:30 a.m. NYG95GA SuperDork

    My living room has a table saw and a chop saw in it. The floor is covered with sawdust. There's a stack of assorted lumber, a refrigerator, and two work benches, covered with tools.

    Oh yeah.. and some spiders.

  • Woody

    Oct. 4, 2009 8:51 p.m. Woody SuperDork

    I rented an old farm house when I was in college. The kitchen was disgusting, so I pushed the new fridge into the dining room next to the microwave and parked my CB400F in the kitchen so it would be easier to start in the winter.

  • Trans_Maro

    Oct. 4, 2009 10:23 p.m. Trans_Maro HalfDork

    mad_machine wrote:

    "reinstallation is opposite of removal"

    That's what she said!

  • Oct. 5, 2009 12:03 a.m. 4eyes New Reader

    cwh wrote:

    Hell, when my future wife and I first got together, I had a BW T-10 4 speed (Aluminum, even) on the dining room table. Right next to my big roll around tool box. I didn't think there was anything odd about that, she did. Few months later, she and her daughter spent two days cleaning the house before she moved in. Tranny and tool box got moved.

    Only two days? Good job keepin' a clean house dude

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