Minor Confession Thread

I'm strangely attracted to the female Kirk in the Shatner gender swap meme. 
 

I just fixed the toilet chain with a ziptie, because apparently we can't make those chains anymore without them being defective somehow

I miss the Disney fireworks. Like, I don't need to see them, but I can hear them from my apartment, and it's been like 3 months. 

The consistency and smell of Tamiya clear red paint have led me to believe that it's made of at least 90% strawberry jelly (not jam) and you'll be hard-pressed to convince me otherwise.

However, I have refrained from doing a taste test thus far.

Throw some sour cream on that and you have a party!

It wasn't easy but I made it through a month.  Thank You everyone. 

I have spoken to those with whom I needed to speak.

Please stop calling and texting to wish me a happy Father's Day.

I have things to do, and I am not your father.

In reply to Woody :

I have no kids, my dog does not have a phone, and I have 47 texts. 

In reply to Woody :

I doubt ill hear from my kid today. 

In reply to Mndsm :

I'll adopt you as my father.

K- that works. The last extra kid I ended up with is never gonna move out. You've already done that, so I'm ahead. 

In reply to Mndsm :

Happy father's day now where's my back child support?  I owe you a hug.

well I got this

Stampie (FS) said:

In reply to Mndsm :

Happy father's day now where's my back child support?  I owe you a hug.

You can fist fight my ex wife for your share. Double if you win. 

Mndsm said:

Stampie (FS) said:

In reply to Mndsm :

Happy father's day now where's my back child support?  I owe you a hug.

You can fist fight my ex wife for your share. Double if you win. 

Minor comprehension confession:  I missed the word “fight” on my first read through.

In reply to eastsideTim :

...Neither did I. 

I really, really want to see a NA Miata painted Dodge Neon blurple.

newrider3 said:

I really, really want to see a NA Miata painted Dodge Neon blurple.

I want a Dakota drop top in blurple 

I think the most burple appropriate vehicle, aside the first gen Neon, is a Geo Tracker.

I'm continuing to be unreasonably excited about somebody else's Miata I'm having to build. 

newrider3 said:

I really, really want to see a NA Miata painted Dodge Neon blurple.

Would that be Lapis Blue?

If yes, I agree completely.  That's actually one of my favorite colors ever for a small car.  If I ever repainted the Manic Miata that's one of my Top Two picks.  The other would be Ice Blue from the MINI line.  I think a Miata in this color would be seriously hot with black overfenders and bronze wheels:

Duke said:

I'm strangely attracted to the female Kirk in the Shatner gender swap meme. 
 

Ain't nothing strange about it. Shatner makes a pretty good-looking gal.