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chandler UltimaDork
11/2/20 7:26 a.m.
Woody (Forum Supportum) said:
Pete. (l33t FS) said:

I want a Big Mac.  Or maybe two.


Haven't been to McDonald's in at least a year.

There's a new pizza place in the area, and everyone has been talking about their Big Mac pizza. Supposedly, it tastes exactly like a Big Mac. So one night, we ordered one and, sure enough, it tastes exactly like a Big Mac.

But the problem is that I wanted pizza, not a Big Mac. After the first bite, I was done. If I had wanted a Big Mac, I would have saved twelve bucks and just gotten and actual Big Mac.

Also, I'm all-in for eating cold pizza for breakfast the next morning. Do Not try that with a Big Mac pizza. Yuck.

And McDonald's Inc. has already made them change the name to "Hamburger Pie".

One local here has the Packo pizza; mustard on a pizza shouldn't be good but it tastes exactly like a Tony Packos hot dog. It's eerie, and delicious.

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
11/2/20 9:24 p.m.

For the second time in three years, my doctor told me that I have a terrific prostate. 

Not sure if I’m just really healthy, or if he’s actually hitting on me. 

Karacticus Dork
11/6/20 2:51 p.m.

I still haven't learned to keep my mouth closed when underneath a vehicle opening up a fitting to drain coolant.

Wally (Forum Supporter)
Wally (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
11/6/20 3:27 p.m.


When I can finally have a memorial service I'm getting someone to start this, she would have loved it. 

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
11/6/20 6:52 p.m.

If I were in charge of writing headlines for the New York Post, I’d be having a really hard time choosing between “The Biggest Loser” and “You’re Fired!!”.  

Pete. (l33t FS)
Pete. (l33t FS) MegaDork
11/6/20 8:37 p.m.
Karacticus said:

I still haven't learned to keep my mouth closed when underneath a vehicle opening up a fitting to drain coolant.

Facemasks aren't just for shopping.

Wally (Forum Supporter)
Wally (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
11/6/20 9:48 p.m.

In reply to Woody (Forum Supportum) :

The rest of the paper is usually a waste but their headline people make up for it. 


Wally (Forum Supporter)
Wally (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
11/7/20 11:05 p.m.

I've had a good summer in a lot of ways, better than many. Getting drug out of the house to go racing a few months ago turned into running out of work every Saturday to head to tracks across jersey and Pennsylvania.  I've been away more weekends than I've been home and it's been fun but every day ends in a hotel missing the two people that would have loved to have gone along with me, Add in a new someone that started following us online and wanted to come along but ended up in a hospital with a still undiagnosed illness it's hard not to think there's always going to be a cloud over any good times. 

1988RedT2 MegaDork
11/8/20 10:54 a.m.

I just cooked a veggie burger in bacon grease and I feel absolutely naughty!

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
11/8/20 11:37 a.m.

I can back a firetruck down an alley without turning my head, but I can't back a car straight into a parking space to save my life.

Antihero (Forum Supporter)
Antihero (Forum Supporter) UltraDork
11/8/20 12:20 p.m.

Driving the zx2 on the paper route is way more fun than it should be.


Lots of twisty backroads with no one on them? Yes please.


Add in having to make predetermined stops, a time limit and it's pretty much a road rally. 


I may have shaved roughly a half hour off the route by going a wee little but faster. It's originally a 2 and a half hour route

Wally (Forum Supporter)
Wally (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
11/8/20 12:41 p.m.

In reply to Woody (Forum Supportum) :

I'm glad I'm not the only one.  A few weeks ago someone got an artic bus stuck in a tight alley.  I backed out two blocks making a tight turn along the way, got in my Escape and curbed a wheel turning around.  

Appleseed MegaDork
11/8/20 4:12 p.m.

I coughed hard in the middle of a dump. 41+ years on this Earth and I've never had poo yeet it's way out on my system like that.

Dieselboss15 Reader
11/8/20 5:19 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed :

good way to take care of constipation?

Appleseed MegaDork
11/8/20 6:44 p.m.

In reply to Dieselboss15 :

Or blow your balloon knot into the stratosphere.

chandler UltimaDork
11/8/20 6:59 p.m.
Datsun310Guy said:

I did a banzai run to Univ of IL in my Silverado to drop off my daughter for a tour/visit.  Coming back I cranked the cruise to 79mph with a lot of bursts hitting 90mph to follow and keep up with a few groups of cars.  (I57 N)   

The faster I go the faster I want to go. I have this addiction to speed......


Once you get to Matteson you can crank it to whatever you want and fly. There is never a cop between there. 

dropstep UberDork
11/8/20 7:26 p.m.

I actually enjoyed just cleaning up the truck and some parts on the car today! 

Daylan C (Forum Supporter)
Daylan C (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
11/14/20 11:11 a.m.

I'm realizing I know absolutely nothing about normal cars as I start to think about the idea of getting a new daily.

stanger_mussle (Forum Supporter)
stanger_mussle (Forum Supporter) UltraDork
11/14/20 11:46 a.m.

When I'm bored, I like to trawl through the free section of my local Craigslist for E36 M3s and giggles.

People seem to think they are doing you a favor when they offer you a 40ft tall palm tree for free that you have to remove or a bunch of river rock that they want you to dig up. Got a direlect 31ft cabin cruiser and trailer? Offer it up for free!

The best I found today was some lady offering her breast milk for free surprise

chandler UltimaDork
11/14/20 11:57 a.m.

That last one is only a deal if she is hot and I can collect it from the source...

AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter)
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
11/15/20 10:07 a.m.

Today's minor confession is a two-fer:

  1. never had it before
  2. will definitely have it again

i went with the #11, with fries and green beans.

Mndsm MegaDork
11/15/20 12:02 p.m.
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) said:

Today's minor confession is a two-fer:

  1. never had it before
  2. will definitely have it again

i went with the #11, with fries and green beans.

Ljs is really underrated. The batter is super salty, delicious goodness. In all fairness I always get a combo basket with fish and chicken, and I can't really tell the difference between one non-beef plank and the other. That's probably not good. But the scraps at the bottom kill it every time. 

Duke MegaDork
11/17/20 8:21 a.m.

Uhhh, TIL that Long John Silver's is still a thing.

Wrong thread, I know.


wae UberDork
11/17/20 8:29 a.m.

Oh, I love Long Johns!  I have fond memories of my Grandma taking me there as a kid and if you go in there knowing that what you're getting is greasy fast-food, it's actually pretty good when compared against other fast food places.

Their headquarters is down in Louisville (I think...  Maybe it was Lexington?  Don't recall, it's been a few years) and I went on a sales call in there a while back.  While most IT folks that I've talked to over the years have calendars with Thanksgiving through New Years marked in red as a change freeze, they had their annual calendar up with February through April marked off.  Lent is their Black Friday.

Placemotorsports Reader
11/17/20 9:05 a.m.

I love good hush puppies.  As a kid my brother and I would order them as a meal

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