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  • zoomx2

    Oct. 10, 2009 2:37 p.m. zoomx2 Reader

    Linky :)

    SHEBOYGAN — Police say a Wisconsin woman stripped in front of her children in an attempt to avoid arrest for shoplifting and then scuffled with officers.

    Julia E. Laack, 36, of Sheboygan was charged Friday with felony battery to a peace officer, resisting, shoplifting and two counts of disorderly conduct, the Sheboygan Press reported.

    The criminal complaint alleges Laack stole a bag of beef jerky and a lighter at a convenience store Thursday. Police went to her home. The complaint said she refused to come to the door and began screaming and swearing at three children in her house, telling one that the incident was all his fault.

    Police entered and tried to calm her down. With her children present, the complaint said, she stripped to her underwear and told the officers they couldn’t arrest her because she would be naked. Laack struggled with officers as they tried to arrest her, the complaint alleged, kicking one in the groin and spitting in the mouth of another.

    While in the squad car on the way to the police station, the complaint said, Laack exposed her buttocks against the rear window.

  • neon4891

    Oct. 10, 2009 2:49 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork

    Glad there is no pictures with it, as I doubt it is someone you want to see nekkid

  • Keith

    Oct. 10, 2009 3:01 p.m. Keith SuperDork

    ...told the officers they couldn’t arrest her because she would be naked.

    I was not aware of this fine point of the law.

  • billy3esq

    Oct. 10, 2009 4:10 p.m. billy3esq Dork

    Keith wrote:

    ...told the officers they couldn’t arrest her because she would be naked.

    I was not aware of this fine point of the law.

    Neither was I, but I may have been absent that day.

  • Grtechguy

    Oct. 10, 2009 4:29 p.m. Grtechguy SuperDork

    well.....if you wanna see......just not at work or in front of kids

    http://images.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2009/10/Julia-E.-Laack.jpg

  • mad_machine

    Oct. 10, 2009 6:00 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    before I read the article.. I had all sorts of nasty thoughts of how nekkid and beefjerkey could be combined

  • EastCoastMojo

    Oct. 10, 2009 6:33 p.m. EastCoastMojo Dork

    I wonder what her tattoo says. Hopefully it is something tactful.

  • wlkelley3

    Oct. 10, 2009 6:46 p.m. wlkelley3 HalfDork

    Not completely nekkid, she still has shoes/sandals on.

    It's probably something about "property of....." tattoo.

  • Oct. 11, 2009 8:12 a.m. z31maniac Dork

    I can't believe a police department would be so lacking for stuff to do that they would actually go to someone's house over beef jerky and a lighter.

  • cwh

    Oct. 11, 2009 8:26 a.m. cwh Dork

    In Sheboygan, that's probably a major crime.

  • mad_machine

    Oct. 11, 2009 11:26 a.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    I have been in Sheboygan.. there is not much there anymore

  • Duke

    Oct. 12, 2009 8:22 a.m. Duke SuperDork

    Now that's quality parenting, right there. For several generations back.

  • mad_machine

    Oct. 12, 2009 8:38 a.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    only the best for our next generation

  • slefain

    Oct. 12, 2009 9:22 a.m. slefain Dork

    Sheboygan

    Sheboygan Sheboygan Sheboygan Sheboygan Sheboygan Sheboygan Sheboygan Sheboygan Sheboygan Sheboygan

    It's just fun to say

    Sheboygan Sheboygan Sheboygan Sheboygan Sheboygan Sheboygan

  • John Brown

    Oct. 12, 2009 9:38 a.m. John Brown SuperDork

    Meh,

    They spell it wrong.

  • Oct. 12, 2009 1:46 p.m. skruffy Dork

    I guess she's never watched Cops, being naked seems to be a requirement for getting arrested. At least shirtless...

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Oct. 12, 2009 1:48 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker Dork

    Is the L in Laack silent?

  • Oct. 12, 2009 4:46 p.m. captain_napalm Reader

    Grtechguy wrote:

    well.....if you wanna see......just not at work or in front of kids

    http://images.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2009/10/Julia-E.-Laack.jpg

    Looks an awful lot like NYPD

  • ignorant

    Oct. 12, 2009 4:53 p.m. ignorant SuperDork

    shipoopi?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99kHuTOJ94o&feature=related

 
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