http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/27/world/africa/27pirates.html?hp
Pirates FTW
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Sept. 26, 2008 2:11 p.m. seann Reader
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Sept. 26, 2008 2:14 p.m. Salanis SuperDork
The life of a Pirate is one non-stop party.
Rum > sake.
Wenches > pretty much anything else.
Han Solo > Luke Skywalker.
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Sept. 26, 2008 2:15 p.m. John Brown SuperDork
What they aren't telling you is that the pirates employed ninjas to actually do the hijacking... but nobody saw them.
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Sept. 26, 2008 2:20 p.m. Salanis SuperDork
Not true. Ninjas are all cool about being able to leap stealthily onto a roof, but they don't have the centuries of experience on moving platforms that Pirates have.
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Sept. 26, 2008 2:23 p.m. John Brown SuperDork
These are the guys that were used:
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Sept. 26, 2008 2:25 p.m. Salanis SuperDork
Those aren't ninjas though. Those are ninja-pirates. A fusion of all that is awesome. 50% Ninja + 50% Pirate + 100% Awesome.
Edit: I hear at least one Ninja-Pirate has been sighted frequenting motorsports events...
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Sept. 26, 2008 2:36 p.m. ignorant SuperDork
its not over..
enters ninja stealth mode
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Sept. 26, 2008 3:38 p.m. hotrodlarry New Reader
pirates....
...cause you never see ninjas with wenches , do ya?
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Sept. 26, 2008 3:50 p.m. Osterkraut Reader
The article said:There is even a pirate spokesman (who could not be reached for comment on Friday.)
Yaaaar! I was with me wenches!
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Sept. 26, 2008 4:50 p.m. 16vCorey Dork
hotrodlarry wrote:
pirates....
...cause you never see ninjas with wenches , do ya?
That's because you never see ninjas at all.
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Sept. 26, 2008 5:07 p.m. PHeller Reader
I picture this ending with a really cool covert operation involving some highly specialized commando force that will likely be recounted by Tom Clancy.
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Sept. 26, 2008 11:39 p.m. MitchellC Reader
hotrodlarry wrote:
pirates....
...cause you never see ninjas with wenches , do ya?
The girls who get with ninjas knows what's coming to them if they open their mouths. Ever wonder why sushi made at home never tastes as good as the stuff you get out? You're using the wrong kind of meat.
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Sept. 28, 2008 5:56 p.m. Tommy Suddard
Ninjas. Duh.
Here's Proof.
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Sept. 28, 2008 6:55 p.m. Volksroddin Reader
Na Pirates are still cooler......beer,wenches Duh! Those are thing you can use every day
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Sept. 28, 2008 8:03 p.m. hotrodlarry New Reader
The girls who get with ninjas knows what's coming to them if they open their mouths. Ever wonder why sushi made at home never tastes as good as the stuff you get out? You're using the wrong kind of meat.
awesome...LOL
