confuZion3 wrote: I don't even know why we still debate this. Isn't it obvious that Ninjas > Pirates?
Sorry - both lose:
confuZion3 wrote: I don't even know why we still debate this. Isn't it obvious that Ninjas > Pirates?
Sorry - both lose:
Duke wrote: Sorry - both lose:
Canadian special forces?
Duke wrote:confuZion3 wrote: I don't even know why we still debate this. Isn't it obvious that Ninjas > Pirates?Sorry - both lose:
The Rednecks from "Without A Paddle?"
Salanis wrote: But nothing trumps whiskey for pure manliness.
How could you forget Moonshine? What else could singlehandedly invent NASCAR?
Screw 'em both, I'll take Techno Vicking, or regular vickings.
Or Celts, it takes something special to weild a claymore and go onto the battle feild in a kilt. And scotch is awsome
Who would vote for Obama?
neon4891 wrote: Screw 'em both, I'll take Techno Vicking, or regular vickings. Or Celts, it takes something special to weild a claymore and go onto the battle feild in a kilt. And scotch is awsome
Vikings were pirates. Techno Viking is clearly a Robo-Pirate.
i pick mongols! 2nd is ninja's easy!
ManofFewWords wrote: Who would vote for Obama?
Pirates do not vote. They run their own societies and scoff at authority.
Ninjas do not vote...as long as they have a katana for social issues and a forest for economic issues they're covered.
GameboyRMH wrote:ManofFewWords wrote: Who would vote for Obama?Pirates do not vote. They run their own societies and scoff at authority. Ninjas do not vote...as long as they have a katana for social issues and a forest for economic issues they're covered.
well acording to the history channel... a pirate ship was a true democracy, only durring battles did the captains athourity come in
EastCoastMojo wrote: Damn I want some whiskey right berkeleying now.
After this conversation, I went and bought a bottle of Glenlivet last night. Yum.
So I've got a question:
Say a Ninja need to get to his next kill and he decides he needs to ride a motorcycle. What does he ride?
A Ninja, that seems a bit obvious, kind of like a pirate sailing around in a Morgan "Murderous Thief" or something.
Now, or course, you are going to say Katana. But the Katana was the weapon of the Samurai (the Ninja is the Ninja-to, yes I had to look that up), basically the arch enemy of the Ninja. But then again, maybe that would throw people off, you know it would be like "hey, nice Katana, and nice pajamas... normally I would ask if you are a Ninja, but seeing as what you are riding..."
So what do Ninjas ride?
Oh BTW:
It's so bitchen' you'll kick you mom in the head!
Canadian Lumberjack Commandos rule. Then Pirates. Everyone knows ninjas have small penii.
I can't believe grownups even try to debate this!
How about Terminators for most feared beings? And I mean the original T-101, not the later ones. Those were just marketing ploys. Remember, they can't be reasoned with. They also don't feel pitty or remorse. They also don't eat.
David S. Wallens wrote: How about Terminators for most feared beings? And I mean the original T-101, not the later ones. Those were just marketing ploys. Remember, they can't be reasoned with. They also don't feel pitty or remorse. They also don't eat.
Terminator was a bad ass movie in 1984. The factory scene was scary as E36 M3!
Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
David S. Wallens wrote: How about Terminators for most feared beings? And I mean the original T-101, not the later ones. Those were just marketing ploys. Remember, they can't be reasoned with. They also don't feel pitty or remorse. They also don't eat.
There are those who say that Ninjas / Pirates is an oversimplification of a much more complex struggle of Awesomeness, and that really it is:
Ninjas / Pirates / Robots / Monkees
Terminator=Robot (duh)
DILYSI Dave wrote:David S. Wallens wrote: How about Terminators for most feared beings? And I mean the original T-101, not the later ones. Those were just marketing ploys. Remember, they can't be reasoned with. They also don't feel pitty or remorse. They also don't eat.Terminator was a bad ass movie in 1984. The factory scene was scary as E36 M3!
Which do you fear more, Schwarzenegger or Johnny the pirate? Exactly.
ignorant wrote:
Can we get that on soome stuff at Cafe Press?
Salanis wrote:David S. Wallens wrote: How about Terminators for most feared beings? And I mean the original T-101, not the later ones. Those were just marketing ploys. Remember, they can't be reasoned with. They also don't feel pitty or remorse. They also don't eat.There are those who say that Ninjas / Pirates is an oversimplification of a much more complex struggle of Awesomeness, and that really it is: Ninjas / Pirates / Robots / Monkees Terminator=Robot (duh)
I think that's an oversimplification as well. There's a big difference between C-3PO and a T-101. One will rip your head off. The other will just give you a headache.
C-3PO = meh
R2-D2 = Pimp
Star Wars is the coolest movie ever because it sufficiently covers all the bases:
Ninja:
Pirate: 
Robot: 
Monkey: 
So the answer is Star Wars, and not the new ones, or the '97 re-cuts, but the original '77, '80, '83 versions
neon4891 wrote: So the answer is Star Wars, and not the new ones, or the '97 re-cuts, but the original '77, '80, '83 versions
Exactly. Remember, Han Solo shot first.
How often do wenches shower? You get enough fishy smell on the ocean as it is, who wants it with their women? Atleast the Japanese girls are freshly washed and dressed up nice.
Pirates are like the obnoxious drunk guy that no one likes. Except there's a whole ship of em that talk funny, with stupid names and striped shirts. Like the suburban frat boys in polo shirts that awkwardly throw out "dawg" and "bro" to sound cool.
With ninja's, you won't even know they can cut your head off until you say the wrong thing. And it'd happen so quick you wouldn't even know what happened. And then they'd vanish into thin air. I guarantee you that people will like that trick a lot more than whatever pirates can do. The bird on the shoulders cute until it poops all over you.
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