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May 29, 2008 9:37 p.m. Wally SuperDork

I have caller ID, but I also get board from time to time. Tonight I made ice cream come out my wife's nose.

Cablevison:Mr Miller?

Me:Yes?

C:I have an exciting offer for you tonight

Me:(Already a cablevision customer) Are you really excited or is that just some marking mumbo jumbo?

C: I'm very excited to be able to offer you this Hi-speed internet service today(something I already have, from his company)

Me: Are you calling from a prison?

C: Huh?

Me: I saw a special on 60 minutes about telemarketers calling from prisions out west. I thought from your accent that maybe you were...

C: No, I'm not in prison

Me: Too bad, I've been having a dream about meeting a man in prison, We'd become friends and I'd sneak him a jug of Tanqueray in my, Hello? Hello? Are you still there?
May 30, 2008 7:21 a.m. triumph7 New Reader

RealMiniDriver wrote:
nickel_dime wrote:
Opus wrote:
nickel_dime wrote: I have a mp3 file of the funniest telemarketer gag I've ever heard. It would have you rolling on the floor.

I'd like to post it for you guys but I've no clue where or how to post it to get it on the board. I tried photobucket but it doesn't like audio files. If someone can help or let me send it to you I'd appreciate it.

Trust me, it will be worth the trouble.

Most likely Tom Mabe, He tortures telemarketers and records it for fun.
Probably, it's from the Bob and Tom show. He plays like a cop and the telemarketer is calling to the scene of a murder. He starts asking the guy all kinds of questions..
I've heard that one. Funny as hell.

The one with the call from the carpet cleaning company is even better.....

"Good thing you called, there's blood EVERYWHERE. How soon can you get here!"

He gets'm so bad that the telemarketer's supervisor calls back and asks if there's any body they can call for him, like the police.
May 30, 2008 8:22 a.m. PHeller New Reader

These are too good. Making my Friday.
May 30, 2008 9:10 a.m. slefain Dork

I routinely answer my phone in either Spanish or Japanese. You don't need to know the whole language, just "Hello" and a few well rehearsed words. My friends all know I'm crazy and just know it as my normal greeting, while telemarketers either hang up immediately, or try to find out what language you speak to get and interpreter.

My voicemail message is the entire "Doughnut" Swedish Chef sketch from the Muppet Show. You have to listen to the whole thing to leave a message. I don't get telemarketer messages anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbs64GvGgPU
May 31, 2008 4:52 p.m. ckosacranoid HalfDork

this tread is funny, i just have to get some to mess with them though..lots of funny ideas....