Of Course Her Name Was Kaitlyn...

Have you ever wondered what it's like to have your head stuck in an exhaust pipe?

But was it in Florida?  

Given the average diameter of your typical bro-dozer these days, I'm suprised it doesn't happen more. You could stuff a fat, heavy duty baby in one.

In reply to Appleseed :

Next week you'll see a story about the fire department being called to rescue a baby from a stack. 

With no Tequila or a large wager involved, why?

In reply to Daylan C :

More boost should pop them out.

After the Tide Pods thing fizzles out, I can totally see a "Rolling Coal with a Woman's Head in the Tailpipe" challenge 'going viral', as the kids say.

914Driver said:

With no Tequila or a large wager involved, why?

The Kaitlyn was cited for underage drinking, so maybe Tequila was involved!

I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that there was drinking involved. And at a wholesome country music festival of all places. I never. 

Wally said:

In reply to Daylan C :

 

 

More boost should pop them out.

Ok why wasn't that method employed here? Would have saved everyone some trouble.

I thought Truck Nutz were bad, but drunk teenagers hanging from the exhaust?  That's getting outta control. 

In reply to spitfirebill :

Minnesota, of all places. I didn't even realize country music was a thing in Minnesota.  

Given that genre of music's proclivity towards cute girls, drankin', and pickup trucks, I believe this story will become the inspiration for the next big hit single.  

"Stuck in a Brodozer Tail Pipe"

"Well, I was drunk the day I stuck my head into that tail pipe / And no one could figure out what to do / But just as I was gonna give up hope, I heard a voice from heaven, said, / "Don't worry, ma'am, you'll pull through".

I'm almost surprised the "bet" did not leave her with lock-jaw. 

Perhaps a misunderstanding of "head" 

volvoclearinghouse said:

In reply to spitfirebill :

Minnesota, of all place. I didn't even realize country music was a thing in Minnesota. 

Minnesota is all country. Corn and pickups. Sure, it freezes solid in the winter, but when you've got farms you've got country.

In reply to Keith Tanner :

What's the significance of the name?

Is this like that story... A woman's car breaks down on the side of the road.  She is bent over the engine compartment and the hood comes down, trapping her.  Some time later, a copy shows up and frees her.  She says "I want to report a rape.  A truck driver from Texas raped me."  The cop says "How do you know that he was a truck driver from Texas, maam?"  "Well, I could smell the diesel and he had a great big belt buckle and a little tiny dick."

I hope she doesn't get picked on too bad about this when she gets back to Harvard this fall.

I bet that when they finally got her out she was exhausted.

APEowner said:

I bet that when they finally got her out she was exhausted.

 

At least he didn’t try to leave and make her tired!

dculberson said:

APEowner said:

I bet that when they finally got her out she was exhausted.

 

At least he didn’t try to leave and make her tired!

The whole problem started when she heard this guy talking about wanting to remove the cat from his exhaust, so she stuck her head in trying to see poor the thing.

I'm betting there was a Tide pod in the exhaust.

Everyone is mocking her, but why does the guy get a pass for having a tail pipe that big? 

APEowner said:

I bet that when they finally got her out she was exhausted.

 

It took a while to find her too. No one could hear her scream, her voice was muffled.