Now here's a scary thought - obviously all of us shop there so do other people think we are one of "those people"?
Where do you fit in the Bingo card?
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Aug. 28, 2009 10:35 p.m. carguy123 Dork
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Aug. 28, 2009 11:41 p.m. Appleseed Dork
When we come out with a cart full of motor oil and a box of Twinkies? Yes. Yes they do.
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Aug. 29, 2009 12:37 a.m. MitchellC HalfDork
As a plus, you can stroll into Walmart in any clothes that happen to be on. Just mowed the lawn and smell of fresh grass? No problem. Just worked on the car all the day and smell like sweat, coolant, and spilled beer? No problem. Just murdered a prostitute? No problem.
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Aug. 29, 2009 10:31 a.m. neon4891 SuperDork
I like to go there after work, So often a Wegmans uniform, disheveled hair, and smelling of fish. But this isn't till 9-10pm
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Aug. 29, 2009 10:35 a.m. Wally SuperDork
carguy123 wrote:
Now here's a scary thought - obviously all of us shop there so do other people think we are one of "those people"?
Where do you fit in the Bingo card?
I was once the fat guy in the scooter, but in my defense it was three am, and I was jousting with a pot head on an OCC Schwinn
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Aug. 29, 2009 10:40 a.m. neon4891 SuperDork
In reply to Wally:
That trumps my playing hide-and-go-seek one time. I was hiding in the hunting blind set up on display
too bad the nearest 24 hour one is 45 min. from home, 75 min. from work.
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Aug. 29, 2009 10:47 a.m. Wally SuperDork
Mext time you're there after work and someone asks you for directions, which they will because you have a uniform even thouigh it dosen't say Walmart, give them some long complicated ones. A few weeks ago someone asked me for fish sticks. They took out paper to write down the directions through the garden center, pharmacy and photo lab back to where we were standing. I was picking up a frozen pizza so I guess we were close.
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Aug. 29, 2009 2:10 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork
obviously all of us shop there
I've been to Wal Mart twice in the last 5 years (I sort of have this policy against giving my money to people who seemingly deliberately make it uncomfortable to shop in their store - plus, that's where the tubercolusis laden illegals hang, and I don't want tuberculosis.)
Anyway, one trip was to purchase a sledge-hammer at 3AM. Next time you are forced to go to Wally World, I highly recommend cruising the isles drunk with a sledge slung over your shoulder. It makes the whole experience a little more bearable.
The other was to buy a cheap portable CD player and a copy of "Let There Be Rock," also at 3AM, to drown out the snoring from my buddy I was sharing a hotel with at an auto-x in Huntsville. The Huntsville Wal Mart is skr8 redonkulous, btw.
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Aug. 29, 2009 2:15 p.m. NYG95GA SuperDork
poopshovel wrote:
- Next time you are forced to go to Wally World, I highly recommend cruising the isles drunk with a sledge slung over your shoulder. It makes the whole experience a little more bearable.
You sir, are a madman.
I like it!
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Aug. 29, 2009 2:26 p.m. donalson SuperDork
MitchellC wrote:
Just murdered a prostitute? No problem.
when you start driving a lorry?... or is that in your past?
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Aug. 29, 2009 2:50 p.m. vazbmw Reader
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Aug. 29, 2009 2:53 p.m. vazbmw Reader
that is funny. that could be there new slogan
MitchellC wrote:
As a plus, you can stroll into Walmart in any clothes that happen to be on. Just mowed the lawn and smell of fresh grass? No problem. Just worked on the car all the day and smell like sweat, coolant, and spilled beer? No problem. Just murdered a prostitute? No problem.
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Aug. 29, 2009 3:32 p.m. fiat22turbo SuperDork
Just poured a new patio? No problem
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Aug. 29, 2009 4:36 p.m. bamalama Reader
poopshovel wrote:
The Huntsville Wal Mart is skr8 redonkulous, btw.
Everything in Huntsville is redonkulous.
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Aug. 29, 2009 11:27 p.m. Appleseed Dork
MitchellC wrote:
As a plus, you can stroll into Walmart in any clothes that happen to be on. Just mowed the lawn and smell of fresh grass? No problem. Just worked on the car all the day and smell like sweat, coolant, and spilled beer? No problem. Just murdered a prostitute? No problem.
I've done two of those.
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Aug. 30, 2009 12:22 a.m. Mental SuperDork
I will send a free T-shirt of my choosing to the first GRM'r who makes that website.
Bonus if its the one in Gainsville on the weekend of Oct 3-4
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Aug. 30, 2009 1:18 a.m. RedS13Coupe Reader
Walmart is a WRC sponsor, so I shop there for the greater good.
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Aug. 30, 2009 12:19 p.m. AngryCorvair SuperDork
Appleseed wrote:
MitchellC wrote:
As a plus, you can stroll into Walmart in any clothes that happen to be on. Just mowed the lawn and smell of fresh grass? No problem. Just worked on the car all the day and smell like sweat, coolant, and spilled beer? No problem. Just murdered a prostitute? No problem.
I've done two of those.
when are you going to start mowing the lawn?
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Aug. 30, 2009 12:42 p.m. Appleseed Dork
AngryCorvair wrote:
Appleseed wrote:
MitchellC wrote:
As a plus, you can stroll into Walmart in any clothes that happen to be on. Just mowed the lawn and smell of fresh grass? No problem. Just worked on the car all the day and smell like sweat, coolant, and spilled beer? No problem. Just murdered a prostitute? No problem.
I've done two of those.
when are you going to start mowing the lawn?
As soon as the grass starts growing on a 6 foot hole I just dug.
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Aug. 30, 2009 12:48 p.m. ratghia Reader
When my dad, grandfather and I were on our way to the $2006 challenge we got stopped for the night just south of Atlanta. To kill time and look for some snack food we headed into town to find a store. We ended up at Wal-Mart. We were walking around when we hear a guy yell at his girlfriend and slap her. She looked at him and said “you goin to jail for spousal abuse”. He proudly replied “wouldn’t be the first time”.
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Aug. 30, 2009 12:54 p.m. Lesley SuperDork
when are you going to start mowing the lawn?
As soon as the grass starts growing on a 6 foot hole I just dug.
You might find a car...
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Aug. 30, 2009 1:41 p.m. 4cylndrfury Dork
Appleseed wrote:
AngryCorvair wrote:
Appleseed wrote:
MitchellC wrote:
As a plus, you can stroll into Walmart in any clothes that happen to be on. Just mowed the lawn and smell of fresh grass? No problem. Just worked on the car all the day and smell like sweat, coolant, and spilled beer? No problem. Just murdered a prostitute? No problem.
I've done two of those.
when are you going to start mowing the lawn?
As soon as the grass starts growing on a 6 foot hole I just dug.
its easier to just pour a 4'x6' slab patio...
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Aug. 30, 2009 3:23 p.m. slantvaliant Reader
FYI, Walmart is also the site of choice for a rite of passage for Texas CHL (Concealed Handgun License) holders.
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Aug. 30, 2009 4:28 p.m. jamscal HalfDork
Mental wrote:
I will send a free T-shirt of my choosing to the first GRM'r who makes that website.
Bonus if its the one in Gainsville on the weekend of Oct 3-4
I told my wife she could take a pic of me with a fake mullet pretending to urinate in Walmart and that $100 gift certificate would be ours.
Somehow I think the "free T-shirt of my choosing" would have the sides cut out.
-James
