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  • Jim Pettengill

    Nov. 18, 2010 11:58 a.m. Jim Pettengill HalfDork

    As a retired geologist, I've been known to resemble those statements on occasion.

    I believe the next bit of geologic T-shirt wisdom is usually REUNITE GONDWANALAND!

  • ClemSparks

    Nov. 18, 2010 12:04 p.m. ClemSparks SuperDork

    A [edit]Helium[/edit] atom walks into a bar.

    The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here, pal."

    Hydrogen doesn't react.

  • 1988RedT2

    Nov. 18, 2010 12:23 p.m. 1988RedT2 HalfDork

    ClemSparks wrote:

    A hydrogen atom walks into a bar.

    The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses in here, pal."

    Hydrogen doesn't react.

    Um. Hydrogen isn't a noble gas. It's extremely reactive.

  • ClemSparks

    Nov. 18, 2010 12:38 p.m. ClemSparks SuperDork

    Darnit...I named the wrong "H" gas!

    My head was in a cloud (of noble gasses), apparently.

    Helium was the one...

  • Wally

    Nov. 18, 2010 12:44 p.m. Wally SuperDork

    Helium

  • Paul_VR6

    Nov. 18, 2010 3:03 p.m. Paul_VR6 Reader

    I have that same red ball catalog.

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Nov. 18, 2010 3:05 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork

    Paul_VR6 wrote:

    I have that same red ball catalog.

    This one?

  • moparman76_69

    Nov. 20, 2010 8:27 a.m. moparman76_69 New Reader

    moparman76_69 wrote:

    Yeah I had the same reaction.

    Was it equal and opposite?

    NOTE: Scott here at Grassroots: I totally just abused my admin powers in an accidental and stupid way: instead of quoting the "I had the same reaction" and posting my witty "Was it equal and opposite?" in my own response, I accidentally hit the EDIT button and destroyed whatever this post said in the first place. D'oh!

    LOL good job.

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