curtis73 wrote:A philosopher walks into a crowded bar and says, "Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?"
Excellent.
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Aug. 10, 2011 2:19 p.m. Powar Dork
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Aug. 10, 2011 4:36 p.m. Appleseed SuperDork
Where I work there are a few flat wall signs that read "Employes only passed this point." I usually blurt out to anyone within earshot. "That's not a point, that's a plane!"
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Aug. 10, 2011 7:22 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork
What did the deaf, dumb, & blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
I realize it's not a physics joke, but I thought this thread needed some comic relief.
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Aug. 10, 2011 9:06 p.m. SVreX SuperDork
4cylndrfury wrote:
One from my field of expertise...
You're an expert in mugging little old ladies??
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Aug. 11, 2011 7:58 a.m. AngryCorvair SuperDork
Appleseed wrote:
Where I work there are a few flat wall signs that read "Employes only passed this point." I usually blurt out to anyone within earshot. "That's not a point, that's a plane!"
And supporting the stereotype of engineers sucking at the grammers, you don't point out that it should be "past" and not "passed."
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Aug. 11, 2011 8:44 a.m. 4cylndrfury SuperDork
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Aug. 11, 2011 9:27 a.m. JoeyM SuperDork
4cylndrfury wrote:
I'll see your periodic table and raise you Theodore Grey's periodic table
(tiles for related elements made from matching wood types, the tiles removeable to reveal the element samples underneath.)
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Aug. 11, 2011 5:45 p.m. Maroon92 SuperDork
poopshovel wrote:
What did the deaf, dumb, & blind kid get for Christmas?
A pinball machine?
