Since people are thinking we should reinstitute dueling and beating the crap out of each other on the senate floor, if we chose our Republican presidential nominee based on a cage fight, who would win? I say we include everybody, Cain, Perry, Bachmann, Chris Christie, any of the people that have been in the mix.
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Jan. 27, 2012 10:54 a.m. Otto Maddox SuperDork
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Jan. 27, 2012 11:04 a.m. bluej Dork
You know Paul would pull some miagi/yoda E36 M3 and leave em all in a heap.
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Jan. 27, 2012 12:03 p.m. oldsaw SuperDork
Let's change the scenario and have all voters follow the lead of Fear Factor's next episode; contestants have to drink beakers of animal semen and urine.
That's pretty much what's on the table next November.
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Jan. 27, 2012 12:25 p.m. bludroptop SuperDork
Steel cage - two go in, one comes out?
I'd be hard pressed to bet against Trump.
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Jan. 27, 2012 12:30 p.m. ThePhranc HalfDork
Christy. He'll eat all the rest.
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Jan. 27, 2012 12:34 p.m. Cone_Junky Dork
Bachmann. That bitch would gouge your eyes out. Don't f with bat E36 M3 crazy.
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Jan. 27, 2012 12:34 p.m. Salanis SuperDork
We need to get back to the political greats of this country.
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Jan. 27, 2012 12:40 p.m. bravenrace SuperDork
Bachmann. My experience is that women don't fight fair. Please don't ask me how I know..
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Jan. 27, 2012 1:13 p.m. Appleseed SuperDork
WE WANT JUSTICE! WE WANT REPUBIDOME!
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Jan. 27, 2012 1:14 p.m. nderwater SuperDork
My money would be on this guy
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Jan. 27, 2012 1:47 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork
I get the feeling Rick Perry is more of a badass than he lets on. Might have that whole "retard strong" thing goin on.
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Jan. 27, 2012 2:31 p.m. DoctorBlade Dork
Perry's the only one who has admitted to having guns, so....
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Jan. 27, 2012 3:12 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork
Packin an extra chromosome never hurts either.
