Kermit the Frog died today. His last words: 'That damn pig told me she was clean'.
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May 8, 2009 7:59 a.m. Jensenman MegaDork
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May 8, 2009 8:18 a.m. NYG95GA Dork
Shoulda used protection, like maybe a sausage casing.
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May 8, 2009 8:21 a.m. SoloSonett Reader
Damn Swine ... flu!
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May 8, 2009 8:22 a.m. slefain Dork
Hey, he's the one that gave her warts.....
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May 8, 2009 8:28 a.m. poopshovel SuperDork
What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
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May 8, 2009 8:28 a.m. poopshovel SuperDork
Nothing.
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May 8, 2009 10:16 a.m. mad_machine UltraDork
makes you wonder about pork rinds
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May 8, 2009 11:44 a.m. Kramer Reader
Miss Piggy had a frog in her throat.
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May 8, 2009 11:54 a.m. Opus HalfDork
And I thought you were going to mention Sad Kermit
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May 9, 2009 11:53 a.m. InigoMontoya Reader
NSFW sort of image below, mods feel free to remove if necessary.
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May 9, 2009 12:46 p.m. 4cylndrfury HalfDork
I was working on my outdoor water garden today, and had to shuffle some of the ~40# rocks that surround the pump for the waterfall. As I put one of the bigger rocks back down in its place, I accidentally squished a frog. It made a weird yelping groan as its guts came out its mouth. My wife was also out in the yard and heard it. She thought I farted. I said "poor frog"...in the typical post fart joke fashion, and she just gave me a dirty look. I showed her the flattened amphibian, and she made the grossest face Ive seen her make in the 6+ years weve been together.
