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Dec. 13, 2011 1:49 p.m. bravenrace SuperDork
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Dec. 14, 2011 8:18 a.m. Strike_Zero Dork
Not really delusional . . . but funny . . .
1997 BMW 740i (E38 Series) Black for sale - $1400 (Grayson, GA)
CL Seller said:
1997 BMW 740i (E38 Series) Black for sale - $1400 (Grayson, GA)
Date: 2011-12-14, 7:29AM EST Reply to: sale-rhqtd-2752423883@craigslist.org
We have a 1997 BMW 740i (e38 Series) Black for sale. Please note that before you read the rest of the ad, the engine is blown and we can't afford to replace it. This car is not running and will need to be towed. The body is in good shape and lots of interior work completed. We have replaced many parts on this car. This includes new tires, half an engine block (Probably why it blew up), new dashboard, water pump, ball joints, new battery, new brakes, etc... The car has close to 200,000 miles on it with a full title. May be good for parts or you can get it running. Will not answer any questions already answered in this ad. (I love it when they put this . . followed by)
$1,400 or B/O (we are really looking to sell, please let us know offers).
Please call (770) 979-2333 to see it. No scammers. (What is there to scam? You get cash, I get a blown up luxo barge)
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Dec. 14, 2011 8:49 a.m. bravenrace SuperDork
How DO you replace half the engine block? And what did they do with the other half?
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Dec. 14, 2011 9:22 a.m. EvanB SuperDork
It may only have half an engine block, but it has a full title.
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Jan. 6, 2012 6:52 p.m. oldtin SuperDork
10k porsche 928 - no paint - converted to holley carb
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Jan. 6, 2012 6:57 p.m. Grizz HalfDork
EvanB wrote:
It may only have half an engine block, but it has a full title.
Seems that bimmer needs to meet my friend Ellis Juan.
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Jan. 19, 2012 4:43 p.m. ransom Dork
The first three words of the title of the email I received in response to my truck ad (normal, auto-generated by CL): "1991 Ford F250"
The entire text of the email from a theoretical prospective buyer:
"is this the Guy with the 91 Ford?"This is either one of those spam-harvesting responses I've heard so much about, or somebody so stupid that I don't want to sell him the truck because he'll drool on me during the paperwork.
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Jan. 24, 2012 5:31 p.m. Jay SuperDork
For all you guitar players, you can't pass this up:
http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-musical-instruments-guitars-rocker-acousti...
Kijiji yokel wrote:
i have a rocker acoustic guitar
only a few dongs in it everything else is good
email me for address and time and pictures
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Jan. 24, 2012 7:07 p.m. HappyJack Reader
http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-I-need-the-space-W0QQAdIdZ346...
Date Listed 14-Jan-12Last Edited 17-Jan-12
Price $100.00
Address Whitby, ON L1M 1A1, Canada
For Sale By Owner
Make Cadillac
Model Other
Year 1972
Kilometers 82000
Body Type Convertible
Transmission Automatic
Colour Black
Drivetrain Rear-wheel drive (RWD)
Type Used
Fuel Type Gasoline
Description
come see for yourself!..legal and road worthy..no rust!..stored for many years..I need to make room and it belonged to my ex..I won it in a divorse settlement.. I work odd hours..so please call between 12 midnight and 5 am.. 905 415 0134..if no answer try again im not too far from the phone usually. thanx I DONOT HAVE A COMPUTER..PLEASE CALL Is it just me, or does this seem like someone is playing with their ex? $100 for a 72 Cadillac? Its worth more even as scrap. Only call between midnight and 5 am? I'll have to remember this one.
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Jan. 24, 2012 11:10 p.m. Sultan Reader
Well here is a new car brand, This guy is selling a Shevi Aveo. I guess walking out to the car to make sure you spelled the car name right.
Here is what he has to say about the car "very nice care, low on gas, automatic, very good condition," I am not sure he knows that you can fill up the car so it won't be low on gas.....maybe I should call to let him know.
