How about a 15K 1976 Grand Torino 4 door:
http://charleston.craigslist.org/cto/1515565734.htm
According to the owner it's "easy like Sunday morning"
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Jan. 5, 2010 9:12 p.m. Toyman01 Dork
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Jan. 6, 2010 10:51 a.m. btp76 Reader
This one I really like. It's grossly overpriced, yet still affordable.
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/pts/1533674515.html
Economy Motors Plate Frame - $20 (Dallas)
Economy Motors of Sherman,Texas.I've never seen one of these.Usually they are Economy motors of Dallas.The frame is broken.But good for display or whatever.
(214)683-5061
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Jan. 6, 2010 10:52 a.m. btp76 Reader
I toyed with the idea of removing the phone number, but then thought better of it.
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Jan. 6, 2010 11:11 a.m. DukeOfUndersteer Dork
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/cto/1534297734.html
SMASH MY CAR WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER FOR $20 THATS RIGHT. RELIEVE YOUR STRESS BY SMASHING MY CAR FOR $20. I HAVE TRIED IT YOU FEEL ALOT BETTER AFTER. EMAIL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOUR INTERESTED.
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Jan. 13, 2010 10:52 a.m. mith612 New Reader
http://maine.craigslist.org/cto/1542205758.html
1999 Honda Civic with bus engine
Yah, how you guys doin. I ben workin on this here project all summer fall and spring and its finally done. Its a 99 honda civic with a ford 7.3 powerstroke engine and transmission. I picked the car up for 3200 from a dealer and the engine and tranny for 800. The rear end is from a 98 subaru wagon, with 12" drag radials. I have about 10 grand invested it runs a 7 second quarter mile looking to get 5,500 cash money. call for more info, 207-232-6814 ask for timtim or ben. thanks for looking
Too bad there's no pics!
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Jan. 13, 2010 10:57 a.m. DukeOfUndersteer Dork
^^^ that is 8 shades of AWESOME!! Ya, really wish there were pics...
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Jan. 13, 2010 11:19 a.m. beaterworld New Reader
DukeOfUndersteer wrote:
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/cto/1534297734.html
SMASH MY CAR WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER FOR $20 THATS RIGHT. RELIEVE YOUR STRESS BY SMASHING MY CAR FOR $20. I HAVE TRIED IT YOU FEEL ALOT BETTER AFTER. EMAIL YOUR CONTACT INFO IF YOUR INTERESTED.
WTF?
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Jan. 13, 2010 6:01 p.m. RX Reven' Reader
mith612 wrote:
http://maine.craigslist.org/cto/1542205758.html
1999 Honda Civic with bus engine
Yah, how you guys doin. I ben workin on this here project all summer fall and spring and its finally done. Its a 99 honda civic with a ford 7.3 powerstroke engine and transmission. I picked the car up for 3200 from a dealer and the engine and tranny for 800. The rear end is from a 98 subaru wagon, with 12" drag radials. I have about 10 grand invested it runs a 7 second quarter mile looking to get $5,500 cash money . call for more info, 207-232-6814 ask for timtim or ben. thanks for looking
I’m looking to get $5,500 cash dough moola dinero clams bread money bucks for my project car.
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Feb. 1, 2010 9:02 a.m. DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
heres a good one...
runs like raped ape. had to turn VTEC off or I could dead
http://dayton.craigslist.org/cto/1580105793.html1994 civic LX Honda D15B7
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Feb. 1, 2010 10:34 a.m. Schmidlap Reader
This one is more hilarious than delusional:
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/cto/1561958463.html
2002 Ford Focus SE Wagon - $1600
2002 Ford Focus Station Wagon. In nice shape overall, miles are high (about 180k). Was used as a delivery vehicle for medical diagnostic company, transporting urine and blood samples mainly. Unfortunately some of the samples (a rather substantial amount) spilled in the cargo area and the car does smell a bit of wee. I have tried Febreeze, but I cannot get the smell of wee out of the car, so I typically drive with the windows down and you may want to do the same. Either that, or replace the cargo area carpet and the rear seatback (splash from the spillage went on the rear seatback). Other than that, the car drives fine. Will probably need brakes and tires soon. Also, radio only pulls in AM stations.
UPDATE: A GUY CAME OUT TO LOOK AT THE CAR LAST NIGHT AND TOOK IT FOR A TEST DRIVE. DURING THE TEST DRIVE, HE WAS APPARENTLY NAUSEATED BY THE SMELL AND VOMITED A LITTLE IN THE CAR. SO NOW IT SMELLS OF WEE AND A LITTLE BIT LIKE VOMIT.
Bob
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Feb. 1, 2010 12:39 p.m. TRoglodyte New Reader
Someone should inform that focus wagon owner that a burning tire in the cargo area would deodorize AND disinfect the area.
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Feb. 2, 2010 2:55 p.m. deveous9 New Reader
TRoglodyte wrote:
Someone should inform that focus wagon owner that a burning tire in the cargo area would deodorize AND disinfect the area.
FREAKING HILARIOUS !!!
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Feb. 3, 2010 12:47 p.m. Chris_V SuperDork
DukeOfUndersteer wrote:
heres a good one...
runs like raped ape. had to turn VTEC off or I could dead
http://dayton.craigslist.org/cto/1580105793.html1994 civic LX Honda D15B7
That one was written as a joke by a VWVortex forum member in response to funny CL ads... So unfortunately it's not real.
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Feb. 3, 2010 12:55 p.m. WilD Reader
In reply to Schmidlap:
Wow, a triple threat biohazard, and only $1600. That ad made me literally laugh out loud.
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Feb. 3, 2010 7:58 p.m. paul New Reader
Autotrader, 1986 300ZX, 125,000+ miles, $10,000 http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?ct=u&car_id=267341816
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March 7, 2010 5:22 p.m. Rufledt Reader
http://janesville.craigslist.org/cto/1612324703.html not a car for sale, but funny http://janesville.craigslist.org/ctd/1610713565.html there's the actual car
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March 7, 2010 5:29 p.m. Rufledt Reader
In reply to paul:
atleast it looks really nice. i would say its a case of it being worth far less than it should be except the milage is SOOO high. how long do those usually last anyway?
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March 7, 2010 8:00 p.m. Toyman01 Dork
If I had to guess, a mechanics dream is a car he/she doesn't have to work on.
Mechanics Dream '99 Pontiac Grand Am - $800 (Summerville) Date: 2010-02-28, 1:40PM EST Reply to: sale-vfrp9-1621884311@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Just REDUCED 2/28/10**1999 Black Pontiac Grand Am.. 4 door..Sunroof.. V6 engine... AC/Heat..Automatic windows... But needs work done to get it back on the road. I'm selling it for the price of the title loan I have on it so i can just get rid of it. If you love working on cars, this car needs a head gasket, the drivers side and rear passenger windows needs to be fixed, no major body work issues, just a little dent above the rear tire on passengers side, a little love and you will have her purring like a kitten. Serious inquires only please. Pay the loan off and she is yours to KEEP!! (Not Actual car in photo, but it's the same make model and year, so you can see the potential)
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March 8, 2010 5:47 a.m. Josh Dork
A nightmare is a kind of dream.
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March 8, 2010 11:52 a.m. John Brown MegaDork
http://lansing.craigslist.org/cto/1633490863.html
1999 mercury cougar widebody custom, 60,000 miles on car orginal, half way done, needs sanding to finish, missing few interior peices, doesnt, run fuel pump doesnt work, only thing holding car back from running, $1200 obo Call 517-749-2052 or email at polishpower42@aol.com
... UMMM hee hee, there are so many insults and angles
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March 8, 2010 3:49 p.m. WilD Reader
Not so much delusional as funny, but of course, clowns are supposed to be funny...
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March 8, 2010 3:52 p.m. 93celicaGT2 UltraDork
John Brown wrote:
http://lansing.craigslist.org/cto/1633490863.html
1999 mercury cougar widebody custom, 60,000 miles on car orginal, half way done, needs sanding to finish, missing few interior peices, doesnt, run fuel pump doesnt work, only thing holding car back from running, $1200 obo Call 517-749-2052 or email at polishpower42@aol.com
... UMMM hee hee, there are so many insults and angles
So you're telling me that i'm the only one that would think it would be hilarious to put a nasty suspension on that thing, some gigantic slicks, and go terrorize the local autocrosses in my ricemobile?
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March 8, 2010 3:54 p.m. John Brown MegaDork
If by nasty suspension you mean a tube frame RWD 500HP V8 on 12" wide slicks then no you are not the only one.
$1200.00 for an abortion? Only if the insurance company is paying.
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March 8, 2010 3:56 p.m. 93celicaGT2 UltraDork
Sure, that would be fun, too.
I'd pay $800 for it. Honestly. I would. But then, i already drive an abortion of sorts.
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March 9, 2010 3:49 a.m. Appleseed Dork
TRoglodyte wrote:
Someone should inform that focus wagon owner that a burning tire in the cargo area would deodorize AND disinfect the area.
This answer is so full of awesome.
