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Antihero
Antihero HalfDork
8/24/18 4:03 p.m.
beanco said:

That is buttfugly. I actually assumed that the front tire and fender were just laid up against the car to show what fugtasticness awaited you.

 

I may have nightmares from this

gunner
gunner Reader
8/26/18 9:17 p.m.
barefootskater said:

$10,000. Ten freaking thousand american dollars. "being sold VERY LOW under market value" "it even runs"

I don't know who this guys dealer is but he must have some good stuff.

https://stgeorge.craigslist.org/cto/d/only-4-door-1981-cadillac/6678278519.html

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Under market value eh? Let the free market reign then. GLWS buddy. 

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt PowerDork
9/6/18 8:41 a.m.

If the stretched-front Seville was too restrained, how about an Excalibur?

He's asking $55K for it. For when a Bentley looks too plebeian, I suppose.

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt PowerDork
9/6/18 8:45 a.m.

Or for roughly half the price of the Excalibur, you could have this rustbucket with only 2 of the 21 windows intact! Probably not a case of the seller having been smoking something interesting, as much as the seller counting on the buyers having done a lot of the smoking something interesting.

 

trigun7469
trigun7469 SuperDork
9/6/18 8:59 a.m.

In reply to MadScientistMatt :

According to Haggerty $21,600 would be in good condition and $13,800 fair, unfortunately they don't have a category for not intact.

nutherjrfan
nutherjrfan SuperDork
9/6/18 9:59 p.m.

If honest then the price has to be delusional-ish sort of... smiley

Some quotes from the ad then a pic.

ReLiable CheaP Lots of rust - $1300

Personal items are strewn all over the inside along with food and trash. 

Ac works too well

Please only contact me when ready to purchase on spot not next week not next pay 
RIGHT AWAY

Its turbo and fast

Or it could be a bargain.  What do I know?

trigun7469
trigun7469 SuperDork
9/17/18 2:24 p.m.
914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
9/18/18 7:03 a.m.

"Yo, I'm  a in de pendant bidness man".

barefootskater
barefootskater HalfDork
9/19/18 12:23 p.m.

Oh man. Pretty sure this guy wants more than the car cost new. And I even like these. 

TLDR; Base Metro, no AC, no stereo, $9500. For reals.

ThatsNoUsername
ThatsNoUsername HalfDork
9/19/18 1:46 p.m.
barefootskater said:

Oh man. Pretty sure this guy wants more than the car cost new. And I even like these. 

TLDR; Base Metro, no AC, no stereo, $9500. For reals.

Im fairly certain i remember those going for less than that new.

 

I mean, yeah its in great shape with very low miles but....its a metro. At least if it had ac and a stereo you could ride in somewhat comfort but now theres nothing to distract you form the fact you are driving a metro

glueguy
glueguy Dork
9/20/18 2:20 p.m.

In reply to trigun7469 - not sure I've ever seen an E46 with manual HVAC controls.

 

Furious_E
Furious_E SuperDork
9/24/18 8:17 p.m.

Price isn't super delusional, but if you can get past the wall of text this ad is a real gem.

https://baltimore.craigslist.org/cto/d/volvo-740-turbo-diesel/6704156931.html

wlkelley3
wlkelley3 UltraDork
9/24/18 8:46 p.m.

Can't find the C-list link nor the F-book post I first saw it on. Someone was on the book of faces was ranting about a C-list post in Texas for a car and a woman but only showed a photo of the car, none of the woman. C-list post was for a "Chevy and paula for sale." surprise Not sure is auto correct is to blame or illiteracy or both. 

Crxpilot
Crxpilot Reader
9/24/18 10:33 p.m.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/332440904190980/

Could be fantastic, but not too likely.

drsmooth
drsmooth HalfDork
9/27/18 11:49 a.m.

The words "mint condition" sometimes gets used in a manner inconsistent with generally accepted use of the term.

This is one of those times.

 

Mint condition - currently selling as is. Have all parts in order to get this thing saftied just ran out of time. All it needs it the CV boots done, wheel cylinders and e brake cable. Bought a new project. Give me an offer it is one of a kind.

 

Suprf1y
Suprf1y UltimaDork
10/1/18 11:02 a.m.

1991 Beretta GTZ 4G63T swap

The price isn't necessarily delusional but the act of swapping that motor into that car I think is.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UltimaDork
10/11/18 9:10 p.m.

What's the fake price for a super nice car?  What is the scam?

$1000? Really?  I contacted one and they said they "made an error" and meant to note that was the down payment.  

Drives & looks like new
Excellent condition
Only 109000 miles
Power seats
Power steering
Power windows 
one owner
clean carfax
Payments available

 

 

Pattyo
Pattyo Reader
10/11/18 9:25 p.m.

In reply to Datsun310Guy :

I think there are mutiple scams possible. Sometimes it's the send me the money via western union scam or it could be the acquire a bunch of emails from  naive people to sell them to spammers scam. I guess you just got the bait and switch scam.

Tony Sestito
Tony Sestito PowerDork
10/12/18 7:41 a.m.

The newest scam around here is literally taking a picture of a car ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN and listing it. 

https://providence.craigslist.org/cto/d/corvettend-owner-restored/6721333030.html

https://providence.craigslist.org/cto/d/004-toyota-tacoma-crew-cab/6721199812.html

Man, they are getting lazy!laugh

nutherjrfan
nutherjrfan SuperDork
11/5/18 9:29 p.m.

I drive close to this dealer on my way to WM. smiley

So at $6k for a model of car I dig I could be cajoled into going to the dealer just to see if it's for real.  Do eet? 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
11/6/18 12:40 a.m.

I'm reasonably sure the bottom half of that door is made entirely out of duct tape.

Floating Doc
Floating Doc Dork
11/6/18 6:29 a.m.
Appleseed said:

I'm reasonably sure the bottom half of that door is made entirely out of duct tape.

It sure looks like it.

Scrom
Scrom New Reader
11/13/18 1:54 p.m.

At challenge price this would be awesome, but at $7500 not so much.

https://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/cto/d/1980-volvo-242dl-sport-2dr/6735254611.html

travellering
travellering HalfDork
11/13/18 2:52 p.m.

Ermagerd! It has a Panhard bar!  Wowzerwow wow!

Seriously looks like he was trying to make a jc whitney version of a Triumph herald...

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