mad_machine wrote:it's not like they actually had to TOUCH the bacon.. it was wrapped and sealed to keep the somali pirates from stealing my bacon
FTFY
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Oct. 28, 2011 12:41 p.m. 4cylndrfury SuperDork
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Oct. 28, 2011 12:43 p.m. Salanis SuperDork
The Lord above made liquor for temptation
To see if man could turn away from sin
The Lord above made liquor for temptation, but...
With a little bit of luck
With a little bit of luck
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Oct. 28, 2011 1:56 p.m. mndsm SuperDork
Salanis wrote:
mndsm wrote:
Nope, no pork products. Islam is like that. I'm thinking you're right though.
They aren't allowed alcohol either. No beer and no bacon...
That's no fun. I thought the good lord created us in his image, including the cravings for booze and bacon?
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Oct. 28, 2011 2:06 p.m. DILYSI Dave SuperDork
If she keeps not eating, the problem eventually solves itself.
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Oct. 28, 2011 7:41 p.m. Trans_Maro Dork
914Driver wrote:
She gets three hots and a cot in Minnesota.
In other Countries you are executed.
Fixed that for you.
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Oct. 28, 2011 8:38 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork
I had to go to court in atlanta a couple weeks ago (saved me $300 on a speeding ticket,) anyway, whitey is impolitely barked at to remove his hat as soon as he steps foot in the court room. Meanwhile, yassir t-payne arraberkeleystick, who is otherwise dressed as a thug is not confronted for the berkeleying oversized dishrag on his head, not to mention the size 63 "pants" that don't cover the first foot of his ass. The lazy whiners and 'easily offended' are the government worker favorites in this country. As a through and through Whitey, the best is having your bag searched at Hartsfield by a guy who was born in Trashcanistan.
