Sheesh, only took me 4 1/2 years to become a Dork.
From someone much wiser than moi:
“Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.”
“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
“Who was the first guy that looked at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
“What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”
“History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.”
Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes
