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Knurled.
Knurled. MegaDork
8/22/19 8:10 p.m.
NickD said:
Stefan said:
NickD said:

"It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another." -- Malcolm Reynolds

Cut to Jaynestown....

But he was the hero of Canton, the man they called Jayne

"I understood that reference."

MrSmokey
MrSmokey Reader
8/22/19 10:14 p.m.

It would be interesting to find out what goes on in that moment when someone looks at you and comes to all sorts of conclusion.-Malcom Gladwell

wvumtnbkr
wvumtnbkr UberDork
8/23/19 7:28 a.m.

“But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away” -Martin Luther

ultraclyde
ultraclyde PowerDork
8/23/19 10:46 a.m.
wvumtnbkr said:

“But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away” -Martin Luther

makes you wonder exactly what part of him the devil was trying to get to....

Daylan C
Daylan C UberDork
8/26/19 1:01 p.m.

"I'm in an AWD turbo car with a roof rack and rally armor mud flaps, I feel like I should be vaping"

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
9/10/19 9:20 a.m.

No matter how bad your day is, you don't have to smear anti-fungal cream on an angry king cobras cloaca. 

slowbird
slowbird Reader
9/10/19 3:38 p.m.

"You may now return to your normal state of semi-comatose clock-watching."

 

I can't find where that quote came from, but it's pretty good.

Daylan C
Daylan C UberDork
9/12/19 7:40 p.m.

"I can't wait to put the first scratch on one of them."

"I think they dropped one of them off the truck already."

"Man we can't have no fun around here can we"

Discussing our new scrap metal hoppers they brought in this afternoon.

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy UltimaDork
9/16/19 9:48 p.m.

I'm a scientist, Lem. I've been a threat to humanity, the environment, even Jupiter once, but never to a hot girl's boyfriend. - Better off Ted

Not sure how I missed that show when it aired. It is hilarious.

barefootskater
barefootskater Dork
9/21/19 1:22 p.m.

From Mike Finnegan, credited to Jay Adams: People don't stop skating because they get old, they get old because they stop skating.

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
9/21/19 10:43 p.m.

Does it count as a double stranger if it's done by someone else's off hand? 

Daylan C
Daylan C PowerDork
9/22/19 12:27 a.m.

So I'm a bit late to this particular party but...

"One of you is going to fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!"

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy UltimaDork
9/27/19 1:54 p.m.

Did my wife leave me, or is she just wearin' Realtree?

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
10/14/19 6:42 p.m.

Never buy a trick from a magicians' widow. 

Daylan C
Daylan C PowerDork
10/15/19 3:23 p.m.

"We let it sit because neither of us knew how to set it up."

"Well you could've called me. I probably wouldn't have answered but you could have called me."

slowbird
slowbird HalfDork
10/18/19 1:05 p.m.

"Are you talking to yourself again?"

"Yeah, why not? Nobody else listens to what I say!"

barefootskater
barefootskater Dork
10/18/19 1:47 p.m.

"What is an analogy?"

"One 'r' short of a good time."

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