NickD said:Stefan said:NickD said:"It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another." -- Malcolm Reynolds
Cut to Jaynestown....
But he was the hero of Canton, the man they called Jayne
"I understood that reference."
It would be interesting to find out what goes on in that moment when someone looks at you and comes to all sorts of conclusion.-Malcom Gladwell
“But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away” -Martin Luther
wvumtnbkr said:“But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away” -Martin Luther
makes you wonder exactly what part of him the devil was trying to get to....
"I'm in an AWD turbo car with a roof rack and rally armor mud flaps, I feel like I should be vaping"
No matter how bad your day is, you don't have to smear anti-fungal cream on an angry king cobras cloaca.
"You may now return to your normal state of semi-comatose clock-watching."
I can't find where that quote came from, but it's pretty good.
"I can't wait to put the first scratch on one of them."
"I think they dropped one of them off the truck already."
"Man we can't have no fun around here can we"
Discussing our new scrap metal hoppers they brought in this afternoon.
I'm a scientist, Lem. I've been a threat to humanity, the environment, even Jupiter once, but never to a hot girl's boyfriend. - Better off Ted
Not sure how I missed that show when it aired. It is hilarious.
From Mike Finnegan, credited to Jay Adams: People don't stop skating because they get old, they get old because they stop skating.
Does it count as a double stranger if it's done by someone else's off hand?
So I'm a bit late to this particular party but...
"One of you is going to fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!"
Did my wife leave me, or is she just wearin' Realtree?
Never buy a trick from a magicians' widow.
"We let it sit because neither of us knew how to set it up."
"Well you could've called me. I probably wouldn't have answered but you could have called me."
"Are you talking to yourself again?"
"Yeah, why not? Nobody else listens to what I say!"
"What is an analogy?"
"One 'r' short of a good time."
Another man helping tree a bear near Mount Sterling on Saturday was bitten and rolled down a slight cliff with that bear.
barefootskater said:"What is an analogy?"
"One 'r' short of a good time."
This took an embarrassingly long time to get and when I did I was in a meeting and couldn't let out the necessary giggle.
"I've been here nearly 25 years...I've saved many a lives..."
"You barely even do your job!"
My wife: The cat knocked the drink down, because OF COURSE THE CAT KNOCKED THE DRINK DOWN.
In response to a poorly phrased customer question: "How long is the next bus? 40 feet, they're all 40 feet long over here."
"The berkeleying you give ain't worth the berkeleying you get." - A co-worker
Wally said:In response to a poorly phrased customer question: "How long is the next bus? 40 feet, they're all 40 feet long over here."
I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines! It's an entirely different sort of flying altogether
(everyone, at the same time): "It's an entirely different sort of flying."
"I yam what I yam, and that's alls that I yam"
-Popeye
"Popeye does not have a Growth Mindset"
-Me
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