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Knurled.
Knurled. MegaDork
8/22/19 8:10 p.m.
NickD said:
Stefan said:
NickD said:

"It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another." -- Malcolm Reynolds

Cut to Jaynestown....

But he was the hero of Canton, the man they called Jayne

"I understood that reference."

MrSmokey
MrSmokey Reader
8/22/19 10:14 p.m.

It would be interesting to find out what goes on in that moment when someone looks at you and comes to all sorts of conclusion.-Malcom Gladwell

wvumtnbkr
wvumtnbkr UberDork
8/23/19 7:28 a.m.

“But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away” -Martin Luther

ultraclyde
ultraclyde PowerDork
8/23/19 10:46 a.m.
wvumtnbkr said:

“But I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away” -Martin Luther

makes you wonder exactly what part of him the devil was trying to get to....

Daylan C
Daylan C UberDork
8/26/19 1:01 p.m.

"I'm in an AWD turbo car with a roof rack and rally armor mud flaps, I feel like I should be vaping"

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
9/10/19 9:20 a.m.

No matter how bad your day is, you don't have to smear anti-fungal cream on an angry king cobras cloaca. 

slowbird
slowbird Reader
9/10/19 3:38 p.m.

"You may now return to your normal state of semi-comatose clock-watching."

 

I can't find where that quote came from, but it's pretty good.

Daylan C
Daylan C UberDork
9/12/19 7:40 p.m.

"I can't wait to put the first scratch on one of them."

"I think they dropped one of them off the truck already."

"Man we can't have no fun around here can we"

Discussing our new scrap metal hoppers they brought in this afternoon.

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy UltimaDork
9/16/19 9:48 p.m.

I'm a scientist, Lem. I've been a threat to humanity, the environment, even Jupiter once, but never to a hot girl's boyfriend. - Better off Ted

Not sure how I missed that show when it aired. It is hilarious.

barefootskater
barefootskater Dork
9/21/19 1:22 p.m.

From Mike Finnegan, credited to Jay Adams: People don't stop skating because they get old, they get old because they stop skating.

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
9/21/19 10:43 p.m.

Does it count as a double stranger if it's done by someone else's off hand? 

Daylan C
Daylan C PowerDork
9/22/19 12:27 a.m.

So I'm a bit late to this particular party but...

"One of you is going to fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!"

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy UltimaDork
9/27/19 1:54 p.m.

Did my wife leave me, or is she just wearin' Realtree?

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
10/14/19 6:42 p.m.

Never buy a trick from a magicians' widow. 

Daylan C
Daylan C PowerDork
10/15/19 3:23 p.m.

"We let it sit because neither of us knew how to set it up."

"Well you could've called me. I probably wouldn't have answered but you could have called me."

slowbird
slowbird HalfDork
10/18/19 1:05 p.m.

"Are you talking to yourself again?"

"Yeah, why not? Nobody else listens to what I say!"

barefootskater
barefootskater Dork
10/18/19 1:47 p.m.

"What is an analogy?"

"One 'r' short of a good time."

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy UltimaDork
11/6/19 11:47 a.m.

Another man helping tree a bear near Mount Sterling on Saturday was bitten and rolled down a slight cliff with that bear.

Wally
Wally MegaDork
11/6/19 12:59 p.m.
barefootskater said:

"What is an analogy?"

"One 'r' short of a good time."

This took an embarrassingly long time to get and when I did I was in a meeting and couldn't let out the necessary giggle.

Daylan C
Daylan C PowerDork
11/6/19 6:05 p.m.

"I've been here nearly 25 years...I've saved many a lives..."

"You barely even do your job!"

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy UltimaDork
11/6/19 9:44 p.m.

My wife: The cat knocked the drink down, because OF COURSE THE CAT KNOCKED THE DRINK DOWN.

Wally
Wally MegaDork
11/7/19 3:26 a.m.

In response to a poorly phrased customer question:  "How long is the next bus? 40 feet, they're all 40 feet long over here."

NickD
NickD PowerDork
11/7/19 6:09 a.m.

"The berkeleying you give ain't worth the berkeleying you get." - A co-worker

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill PowerDork
11/7/19 6:27 a.m.
Wally said:

In response to a poorly phrased customer question:  "How long is the next bus? 40 feet, they're all 40 feet long over here."


I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines!  It's an entirely different sort of flying altogether

(everyone, at the same time):  "It's an entirely different sort of flying."

pinchvalve
pinchvalve MegaDork
11/7/19 11:24 a.m.

"I yam what I yam, and that's alls that I yam"

-Popeye

"Popeye does not have a Growth Mindset"

-Me

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