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Dusterbd13-michael
Dusterbd13-michael MegaDork
1/31/20 8:05 p.m.

Quote from the book i am reading:

 

Do NOT underestimate his capacity to berkeley things up. 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
1/31/20 8:21 p.m.

I feel like a snake that's eating it's own ass.

 

-Me

bearmtnmartin
bearmtnmartin SuperDork
1/31/20 8:35 p.m.

My life motto, and one I have taught my kids:

 

If you settle for what you have you deserve what you get.

bearmtnmartin
bearmtnmartin SuperDork
1/31/20 8:39 p.m.

Here is one I saw a while on an electrical jump cart:

Danger: high voltage. Shock will not only kill you, but it will hurt the whole time you are dying. 

 

 

Love that one

Daylan C
Daylan C PowerDork
2/1/20 11:03 p.m.

"They had a redneck party at the Dive.

That's not a special occasion that's just Tuesday."

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
2/2/20 12:18 a.m.

Me tolerating you is quickly coming to a middle

Knurled.
Knurled. MegaDork
2/2/20 4:25 a.m.

An older coworker of mine grew up with an outhouse in KY. She said as kids they used play Poopstick. She described it as "tag, with incentive."

fasted58
fasted58 MegaDork
2/2/20 4:47 a.m.

Things fall apart, it's scientific.

David Byrne

chandler
chandler PowerDork
2/2/20 6:01 a.m.

What kind of music do you have here?

 

We have both kinds; country and western.

kazoospec
kazoospec UberDork
2/2/20 7:14 a.m.

Never go cheap on a tattoo.  

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair MegaDork
2/2/20 8:23 a.m.

I just opened a jar of applesauce and it smells like Bondo.  Not sure if I should use it.

-- me, just now, because I need applesauce for my pancake batter

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair MegaDork
2/2/20 8:32 a.m.

ANARCHY BURGER!  Hold the government!

-- The Vandals

barefootskater
barefootskater SuperDork
2/9/20 5:05 p.m.

The drive thru at McDonald's isn't the place to worry about personal appearance. 

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
2/9/20 5:52 p.m.

“He’s combing his hair again. He messed it up putting on his pants”

-my wife, referring to my father (with dementia) who was still getting dressed after 3 1/2 hours. 

bearmtnmartin
bearmtnmartin SuperDork
2/9/20 6:25 p.m.

In reply to SVreX :

I can relate having watched my demented dad playing with the edge of the dinner table at his group home, and then suddenly flipping it on its back complete with the drinks and dinners of his and the other four people at the table. I get my laughs where I can.

P3PPY
P3PPY HalfDork
2/9/20 8:23 p.m.

“Are you sure you’re taking the right person on this date?” - Brother in law’s wife, all gussied up, when they were about to leave in my Z4 and he asked how to disable traction control. 

TurnerX19
TurnerX19 Dork
2/10/20 2:23 p.m.

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease that is always fatal" My co-worker talking about inheriting several EDM machines from his elderly renter.

Javelin
Javelin MegaDork
2/10/20 2:41 p.m.
AngryCorvair said:

I just opened a jar of applesauce and it smells like Bondo.  Not sure if I should use it.

-- me, just now, because I need applesauce for my pancake batter

The lumps might be hard to sand out before you prime, but why not?

P3PPY
P3PPY HalfDork
2/10/20 9:06 p.m.

“I didn’t realize the blades were so close”

very smart friend of mine who did something very dumb and attempted to clear a jam from A RUNNING WOOD CHIPPER. Amazingly he still has all of his fingers

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
2/10/20 9:45 p.m.

"Ari and I are.currently fighting over custody of you". My immediate supervisor to me via text. It was his day off and he wanted me to come over and do axle seals on some E36 M3ty Honda be bought. Ari is his boss, my boss, and also his wife- and she wanted me at work doing work stuff, mostly keeping the cashiers in check. 

NickD
NickD PowerDork
2/11/20 11:27 a.m.

"I gotta say Vin, you built a real dickhead car here. I love this thing." - Ron Zaras

jharry3
jharry3 HalfDork
2/11/20 11:41 a.m.

My 13 year old daughter this morning:  "Oh dad, don't worry, my school passes everyone, even if I fail math and science they aren't the kind of school that holds kids back a grade."   

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair MegaDork
2/11/20 12:09 p.m.

Unrelated to the rough spot I'm in:  This quote is from "Circles", which is what I thought was the first JJ Grey song I'd ever heard.  Turns out I was wrong, I had "The Sun Is Shining Down" on my iPod from when I ripped the Alligator Records 40th Anniversary compilation.  Man, what a fantastic performer.  I'm so glad I got to see them Sunday night at the Majestic Theatre in Detroit.

"Please forgive me

For what some other man did to you

Before I came along."

matthewmcl
matthewmcl Reader
2/12/20 12:49 p.m.

...but realistically there are like two people who geek out over them, and I bought it from the other one.

-Knurled

 

I feel this one belongs here.

Javelin
Javelin MegaDork
2/12/20 1:37 p.m.
matthewmcl said:

...but realistically there are like two people who geek out over them, and I bought it from the other one.

-Knurled

 

I feel this one belongs here.

I've said that far too many times.

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