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Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
5/31/20 12:29 p.m.

In reply to Torkel :

The booty do gotta jiggle sometimes. 

chandler
chandler PowerDork
5/31/20 1:01 p.m.
Mndsm said:

In reply to Torkel :

The booty do gotta jiggle sometimes. 

Glad this is at the top of a page, it's so much better by itself.

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
5/31/20 2:10 p.m.

In reply to chandler :

My goal is to inspire. 

Daylan C (Forum Supporter)
Daylan C (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
6/2/20 2:10 a.m.
Daylan C (Forum Supporter) said:

"I'm probably the slowest Miata here today. Definitely the ugliest."

Confirmed. I was the slowest Miata there that day. 

Brett_Murphy (Forum Patrón)
Brett_Murphy (Forum Patrón) MegaDork
6/2/20 8:45 a.m.

I think my new way to wish people well is going to be: "May you live to see better times."

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
6/2/20 8:51 a.m.

In reply to Brett_Murphy (Forum Patrón) :

Since we can't shake hands or slap asses or anything anymore. I've taken to "be well John Spartan. " It makes about 1/10 laugh and the other 9 do all my social distancing for me. 

chandler
chandler PowerDork
6/2/20 12:59 p.m.
Mndsm said:

In reply to Brett_Murphy (Forum Patrón) :

Since we can't shake hands or slap asses or anything anymore. I've taken to "be well John Spartan. " It makes about 1/10 laugh and the other 9 do all my social distancing for me. 

I've just continued sticking out my hand and leaving it there til it gets uncomfortable, then turning and walking away with my head down.

californiamilleghia
californiamilleghia Dork
6/2/20 1:01 p.m.

it takes a lot of empty beer cans to get $35.22  recycle money ........burp.......

And then I went and spent it all at Trader Joes Mexican food........yummm

Daylan C (Forum Supporter)
Daylan C (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
6/2/20 6:05 p.m.

"Man...this is really happening. I'm not ready to be an adult! Somebody put a diaper on me!" 

- one of my friends from the Barren County High Class of 2014 on graduation night. 

NickD
NickD UltimaDork
6/4/20 1:53 p.m.

"Relationship is a good ship but a damn poor ship to sail on" - My grandfather

SaltyDog
SaltyDog HalfDork
6/5/20 5:16 p.m.

Never order chicken on a spit from a dyslexic waiter.

NickD
NickD UltimaDork
6/8/20 9:08 a.m.

"Its not cheating, it's clever strategizing." - My brother-in-law Odell.

kazoospec
kazoospec UberDork
6/8/20 10:56 a.m.

Me (Helping my neighbor build a shed):  "If I'm the one who 'knows what they are doing', we'll all screwed."

As it turns out, I was, in fact, the closest of the four of us to "knowing what I was doing".  I'll be checking after each storm to see if the shed is still standing. 

Daylan C (Forum Supporter)
Daylan C (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
6/8/20 11:59 p.m.

"On a scale of one to farmer, how does the wiring look?"

"Greeeeen acres is the place for me!"

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
6/9/20 8:06 a.m.
kazoospec said:

Me (Helping my neighbor build a shed):  "If I'm the one who 'knows what they are doing', we'll all screwed."

As it turns out, I was, in fact, the closest of the four of us to "knowing what I was doing".  I'll be checking after each storm to see if the shed is still standing. 

I use this at work all the time "if I'm the smart one, we're all berkeleyed"

Crxpilot
Crxpilot Reader
6/19/20 7:58 p.m.

“Prudent drivers are artisans of the common good who love their city not with words but with deeds.”

-Pope Francis during a visit to Los Angeles

SVreX (Forum Supporter)
SVreX (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
6/20/20 8:00 p.m.

"A lot of people spent their stimulus checks buying TVs. Then a couple months went by, and they realized they could have just stolen the TVs". 
 

-My son, pontificating on stuff (What can I say? He comes by it honestly)

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UltimaDork
6/20/20 9:03 p.m.
californiamilleghia said:

it takes a lot of empty beer cans to get $35.22  recycle money

We don't pay a can fee in Illinois but my son went to college in Michigan that does so I encouraged him to collect and take back enough cans to pay his tuition.  I argued there had to be one kid that financed college by returning cans.   

Brett_Murphy (Forum Patrón)
Brett_Murphy (Forum Patrón) MegaDork
6/21/20 1:51 a.m.

berkeley you, you berkeleying berkeley!

Me, earlier today when a dimwit in a brodozer decided to try to turn into me.

dean1484
dean1484 MegaDork
6/21/20 7:12 p.m.

When in doubt add bacon. If that does not work add double stuff Oreos. 
 

Advice to my son a couple minutes ago. 

Daylan C (Forum Supporter)
Daylan C (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
7/4/20 8:02 a.m.

"Honestly I would be afraid to turn a UV light on in here."

"Maybe...but it's only gonna get worse."

barefootskater
barefootskater UltraDork
7/5/20 11:15 a.m.

"Video games cause violence"

"show me an entire generation of turtle-hating mushroom heads going around smashing bricks with their heads."

Dusterbd13-michael (Forum Supporter)
Dusterbd13-michael (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
7/5/20 11:28 a.m.

"Id drive it to a goat berkeleying"

My buddy brad this morning about a VERY questionably modified and painted sentra at pullapart. 

Daylan C (Forum Supporter)
Daylan C (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
7/5/20 8:41 p.m.

"But we're boneheads. We're car guys. It's what we do. We make dumb decisions. Deep down we wanna make dumb decisions to see if we can make it out of it."

wvumtnbkr
wvumtnbkr UberDork
7/5/20 11:00 p.m.

"Not sharing the drink bottle in the racecar is like eating somebodies shiny happy person but not willing to use their toothbrush"

 

Said by a very good friend (female) when another driver wanted to wash out the drinks bottle during a pit stop....

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