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1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltimaDork
3/12/19 9:36 a.m.

Let's not forget the key to effective management:

"The beatings will continue until morale improves."

One of my all-time favorites.  devil

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy MegaDork
3/12/19 1:33 p.m.

"Corporate profitability ensured through employee exsanguination."

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
3/12/19 5:19 p.m.
MadScientistMatt said:

"Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows."

Alone the same line: Never trust a bald barber. He doesn't give 2 E36 M3s about your hair.

Karacticus
Karacticus Dork
3/12/19 6:51 p.m.

“Prototyping software isn’t any different than throwing E36 M3 at the wall and then standing back to admire your work”

SkinnyG
SkinnyG UltraDork
3/12/19 7:03 p.m.

"Computer Designed just means Very Accurately Done Wrong"

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy UltimaDork
3/14/19 9:10 a.m.

In regards to the 'Vette twisting its frame: "We are talking about it. Whats that worth to GM?"

Wally
Wally MegaDork
3/17/19 5:35 p.m.

“This new aero package would be much harder for Tom Cruise to explain on Nicole Kidman's thigh.”  The best tweet of the day so far.

Johnboyjjb
Johnboyjjb HalfDork
3/18/19 7:40 a.m.

“I used to be afraid of failing at something that really mattered to me, but now I'm more afraid of succeeding at things that don't matter.”

- Bob Goff

kazoospec
kazoospec UltraDork
3/19/19 5:40 p.m.

"Buying a used clutch is like buying used underwear" - Some random dude responding to a FB Marketplace ad.  

DneprDave
DneprDave Reader
3/19/19 6:27 p.m.

Looking over a wreck at the track,

What happened? He went into the corner hot and ran out of talent.

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte UltraDork
3/19/19 8:09 p.m.

F#$%^CK em, feed em fish heads. 

Turboeric
Turboeric Reader
3/19/19 9:15 p.m.

Al Unser Jr. on losing to his Dad: My dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.

dotkickpra1
dotkickpra1 New Reader
3/19/19 10:19 p.m.

Hello. I am a new canoe.

Thanks.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
3/20/19 1:02 a.m.

In reply to dotkickpra1 :

I'm confused if this is an actual quote, or a canoe sale.

TurnerX19
TurnerX19 HalfDork
3/20/19 8:08 a.m.

In reply to Appleseed :

Looks like a canoeist trying to up his post count to look real before he posts a link we should avoid.

NOHOME
NOHOME UltimaDork
3/20/19 8:47 a.m.

Stampie
Stampie PowerDork
3/25/19 1:21 p.m.

Customer just told me this.

I served in Vietnam and saw plenty of blood. When the blood was running it was all red. Everyone's blood was the same color. There wasn't no green blood. Everyone's the same inside.

RevRico
RevRico PowerDork
3/27/19 11:23 p.m.

yet I think the MX-5 is a good example on how you can have fun with a car with almost no power. And it’s an important lesson to always have in the back of your head when you develop super powerful cars.

Christian von koeneggseggeggeg

stanger_missle
stanger_missle SuperDork
3/29/19 10:15 p.m.

All I know is that if I finally decide to sell any of my cars, I absolutely cannot sell it to anyone here without some sort of non-disclosure agreement.

- TheRX7Project

This needs to be in "Say What?" as well laugh

paranoid_android
paranoid_android UberDork
3/30/19 9:39 a.m.

(In the context of dealing with life problems)

If the only tool you carry is a hammer, all your problems will look like nails.

Knurled.
Knurled. MegaDork
3/30/19 10:15 a.m.
paranoid_android said:

(In the context of dealing with life problems)

If the only tool you carry is a hammer, all your problems will look like nails.

I like the vairant of that.

 

When the only tool you have is a hammer, all of your problems start to look like thumbs.

paranoid_android
paranoid_android UberDork
3/30/19 2:21 p.m.

In reply to Knurled. :

I haven’t heard that, but it is absolutely true!

Daylan C
Daylan C UltraDork
4/6/19 10:19 p.m.

"People have been doing it all wrong, using Tinder to get girls' numbers. LINKED IN! its right there! No work involved!"

Knurled.
Knurled. MegaDork
4/7/19 5:26 a.m.

"Less fun than juggling soapy cats."

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/7/19 11:29 a.m.

As smart as teeth in the ass of a tiger.

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