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Salanis
Salanis HalfDork
5/19/08 12:29 p.m.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

It tastes like burning.

confuZion3
confuZion3 New Reader
5/19/08 12:31 p.m.

Teacher: Ralph, Jesus didn't have wheels.

Ralph: My cat's name is Mittens!

Salanis
Salanis HalfDork
5/19/08 12:57 p.m.

I like to set things on fire!

clemsparks
clemsparks SuperDork
5/19/08 1:11 p.m.

You're deceptive!

clemsparks
clemsparks SuperDork
5/19/08 1:12 p.m.

I'm Idaho!

Tim Baxter
Tim Baxter Online Editor
5/19/08 1:18 p.m.

I found a moon rock in my nose.

aussiemg
aussiemg New Reader
5/19/08 2:24 p.m.

My brain hurts

ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
5/19/08 6:10 p.m.

wiggle puppy

BajaGringo
BajaGringo SuperDork
5/20/08 4:26 a.m.

Ignored. Oops! E36 M3!:omg:

ValuePack
ValuePack HalfDork
5/20/08 10:06 a.m.

YVAN EHT NIOJ

Mental
Mental SuperDork
5/20/08 10:10 a.m.
ValuePack wrote: YVAN EHT NIOJ

"I'm wearing a bathrobe, and I'm not even sick!"

porksboy
porksboy None
5/20/08 7:14 p.m.

"My nose makes its own bubble gum"

kcbhiw
kcbhiw None
5/21/08 10:31 a.m.

My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owies.

rebelgtp
rebelgtp HalfDork
5/21/08 11:04 a.m.

"Me fail English? That's unpossible." -Ralph "Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems." -Homer

ValuePack
ValuePack HalfDork
5/21/08 11:22 a.m.

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
5/21/08 7:12 p.m.

From the movie: 'I like boys now.'

Kramer
Kramer New Reader
5/22/08 8:48 a.m.

Entering the back room of the video store:

"Everybody's hugging!"

ClemSparks
ClemSparks SuperDork
5/22/08 9:17 a.m.
Jensenman wrote: From the movie: 'I like men now.'

Fixed...I just watched the movie yesterday (first time)...

Clem

ValuePack
ValuePack HalfDork
5/22/08 12:14 p.m.

Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!

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