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  • cwh

    Nov. 30, 2009 7:58 p.m. cwh SuperDork

    OK, this is way beyond bizarre, but we want to cook a goose for the holidays. My sister did it for us years ago, and it was really good. Problem is, I CAN'T FIND A GOOSE!!! Does anybody have a clue where I can buy a goose for Christmas dinner? I'm in Ft. Lauderdale, but am sure somebody can ship here. Any clues or leads will be appreciated by 10 hungry Hanlons. Thanks, all knowing lords of the internet.

  • pinchvalve

    Nov. 30, 2009 8:05 p.m. pinchvalve SuperDork

    Geese are hard to find? On Thanksgiving, we headed out into the back yard:

    And came back with a Goose:

    Easy!

  • ignorant

    Nov. 30, 2009 8:16 p.m. ignorant SuperDork

    go to butcher.

    collect goose.

  • MitchellC

    Nov. 30, 2009 8:26 p.m. MitchellC HalfDork

    Perhaps you could contact one of these vendors: Ft. Lauderdale Meat Vendors

    I work at Winn-Dixie, and I have seen meat come in that we don't normally carry on the shelf (like whole pigs). Talk to the meat manager, and he'll let you know if they can get it in. The same goes for any grocery store.

  • Tommy Suddard

    Nov. 30, 2009 9:21 p.m. Tommy Suddard SonDork

    plus equals

  • M2Pilot

    Dec. 1, 2009 4:20 p.m. M2Pilot New Reader

    In reply to Tommy Suddard:

    Don't know if Harris-Teeter has stores there but I noticed they have frozen geese in their store here in eastern NC.

  • slefain

    Dec. 1, 2009 4:24 p.m. slefain Dork

  • OrangeRazor

    Dec. 1, 2009 4:27 p.m. OrangeRazor New Reader

    If you can't get a goose, try roasting duck instead. Pretty easy to find, not too expensive, and darned tasty.

    Whatever you do, make sure you reserve as much extra fat as possible for future cooking. Frying potatoes with duck fat = OM NOM NOM.

  • cwh

    Dec. 1, 2009 4:32 p.m. cwh SuperDork

    Strange conclusion to this. After spending hours researching and searching, wifey says, why not call our regular store, Penn Dutch Meats? Called, they have 14# geese, 4.99/ pound!! I made this much harder than it had to be. Now, need good recipes. Hint, Hint.

  • mtn

    Dec. 1, 2009 5:11 p.m. mtn SuperDork

    cwh wrote:

    Strange conclusion to this. After spending hours researching and searching, wifey says, why not call our regular store, Penn Dutch Meats? Called, they have 14# geese, 4.99/ pound!! I made this much harder than it had to be. Now, need good recipes. Hint, Hint.

    I don't know the exact recipe, but I do know that Bacon and JalapeƱo's make it taste excellent.

  • pinchvalve

    Dec. 1, 2009 5:34 p.m. pinchvalve SuperDork

    Check out Emeril's recipe for duck. Involves a day or two of soaking in brine and an orange glaze. Signature dish at NOLA in the French Quarter. OMG good. HOWEVER this removes most of the "ducky" flavor which some folks oppose.

  • Dec. 1, 2009 5:53 p.m. mndsm Reader

    Ok, you're in Florida... all the geese in MN fly south for the winter....... where the hell are they going? Ain't no geese here. Should be plenty for the pickin. That being said, wish I'd have known this a few weeks ago, I almost collected several with the front end of my car.

  • HeavyDuty

    Dec. 1, 2009 9:22 p.m. HeavyDuty Reader

    slefain wrote:

    Possibly the best post on this board ever!

  • cwh

    Dec. 1, 2009 9:42 p.m. cwh SuperDork

    I don't think geese come anywhere near here. Hunting in this area is mainly wild boar, scrawny deer, and gator. I haven't gone hunting in many years, but would like to try for a big wild pig. Of course, they can do as much damage to me as I can to them. Geese aren't like that.

  • Spinout007

    Dec. 2, 2009 3:27 a.m. Spinout007 Reader

    A little late to the party on this one but

    did you want one or the whole flock?

  • 914Driver

    Dec. 2, 2009 5:54 a.m. 914Driver SuperDork

    Are they too greasy to smoke?

    http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Roast-Goose-with-Oranges-and-Madeira-966

    http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Scandinavian-Roast-Christmas-Goose-20112

    http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Roast-Goose-with-Garlic-Onion-and-Sag...

  • BoxheadTim

    Dec. 2, 2009 6:25 a.m. BoxheadTim Reader

    If you get a properly reared goose and not some weight watchers variety, they are very greasy/fatty. Of course that has the advantage that you can roast them for quite a long time without the meat drying out but I wouldn't want to try and smoke one.

  • 4cylndrfury

    Dec. 2, 2009 6:47 a.m. 4cylndrfury Dork

    Seriously? A goose? Pshhh thats weak. You need to step up to the mans table and fix a Turkducken...A de-boned turkey, stuffed with a de-boned duck, stuffed with a de-boned chicken

    Prepare one for the family and eat it. After youre finished with dinner and the hair on your chest shows up, come back and give us a report. I'll be waiting over here in man-ville for you once you ditch that weak-ass goose and get your lumberjack on

  • Dec. 2, 2009 7:26 a.m. spitfirebill Dork

    Turducken ain't cheap. My in-laws make them in their meat market and it takes a lot of labor to put that baby together.

  • 914Driver

    Dec. 2, 2009 7:29 a.m. 914Driver SuperDork

    spitfirebill wrote:

    Turducken ain't cheap. My in-laws make them in their meat market and it takes a lot of labor to put that baby together.

    The inventor of the Turducken was onBourdain's show once, he boned all three and wrapped them up in about 8 minutes.

    Dan

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Dec. 2, 2009 7:38 a.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork

    914Driver wrote:

    The inventor of the Turducken was onBourdain's show once, he boned all three and wrapped them up in about 8 minutes.

    Thats nothing. I can be done boning in under 30 seconds usually.

  • 4cylndrfury

    Dec. 2, 2009 8:01 a.m. 4cylndrfury Dork

    Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

    914Driver wrote:

    The inventor of the Turducken was onBourdain's show once, he boned all three and wrapped them up in about 8 minutes.

    Thats nothing. I can be done boning in under 30 seconds usually.

    http://instantrimshot.com/

    jeeeessh

  • mrwillie

    Dec. 2, 2009 3:06 p.m. mrwillie Reader

    In reply to M2Pilot:

    Not to thread-jack, but where in Eastern NC do you live? I grew up in Greenville. Don't make it back much, but I still have family in the area.

 
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