EastCoastMojo Mod Squad
4/28/14 8:56 a.m.

Since the Feedback forum is no more, this will now be the thread for reporting canoes. Please post a link to the threads and the names of the spammers in this thread. Big thanks to everyone who takes the time to report Spammy McSpammers. Your help makes it easier for us to blow them out of the water!

You may also use this thread to request moderator assistance, such as updating a thread title or moving a thread to another forum, or to report forum violations. 

RexSeven UberDork
5/14/15 3:46 a.m.

A explanation on canoes for newbies:

With older GRM forum formats mods had to comb through threads for spammers, which took way too much time to do because of the number of spammers we got. There was no "report comment" button what like other boards have. The community helped out by flagging potential spammers with a key word, which the mods would then search the boards for. "Canoe" became the keyword to identify them. "Flounder" is a similar keyword we used for flamewars/flamebait/trolling... basically, Internet arguments gone out of control. Threads on religion, politics, and your favorite brand of penetrant/motor oil/etc. are particularly susceptible to becoming flounders.

Of course, canoe and flounder have become in-jokes. So are the filters for naughty words. You can figure those out by filter pwning yourself.

So if you find a spammer or someone who isn't playing nice with the community, please report them here. Mods don't actively go searching for every instance of the word 'canoe' anymore, so while its OK to reply to a spammer with 'canoe,' we may still not see it. Tattle on them here, and we'll make the decision on whether to banhammer them or not.

AWSX1686 SuperDork
5/14/19 8:36 a.m.

Can't edit my profile. Says this field is required: tags


Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
5/16/19 3:50 p.m.

Man, there are a lot of Uber paddlers. I thought they pretty much all drove :/

sleepyhead the buffalo
sleepyhead the buffalo Mod Squad
6/15/19 8:41 a.m.

Suspicion of spam:


Came in when a lot of other spam came in... I suspect this one is playing a ‘long con’

sleepyhead the buffalo
sleepyhead the buffalo Mod Squad
6/24/19 11:31 a.m.
Dr. Hess said:


Paintless dent repair tools

Thanks Hess, this is their third attempt, so I’m kicking it upstairs and not “removing it out of hand”

sleepyhead the buffalo
sleepyhead the buffalo Mod Squad
6/25/19 12:50 a.m.
Cooter said:

Good Old Bernie Might Be A Canoe Sales Manager

I’m not so sure, some info out in the ethers matches up... some less so.  I deleted the WhatsApp posts, and pushed this up the chain.

Daylan C
Daylan C UberDork
7/8/19 4:16 a.m.

Sure let's revive a single post thread from 2015.

EDIT: ok I clinked their link and this one may actually have just been an honest goof but I'm not sure.

Duke MegaDork
7/16/19 7:49 a.m.

victorianaylor58 softening us for a canoe attack.

sleepyhead the buffalo
sleepyhead the buffalo Mod Squad
7/16/19 8:18 a.m.

In reply to Duke :

That was an odd one, cleared out, thanks for the headsup 

TJL Reader
7/17/19 5:15 a.m.
TJL Reader
7/17/19 5:39 a.m.
Jordan Rimpela
Jordan Rimpela Digital Editor
7/17/19 8:23 a.m.

In reply to TJL :

They're all gone now. 

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