Hi Salanis,
When I first got my RX-8 (didn’t even have the plates yet) some E36 M3 in a Tahoe pressed up against my bumper at a gas station so he could get the nozzle to reach rather than waiting his turn.
I opened the passenger door rather than getting in on the driver’s side, he honked as to say “move it” I just ignored him and got my cell phone and started taking pictures of the contact point, his license plate, & him now screaming at me asking what I was going to do.
The windows were down on his Tahoe and he had his wife and two little kids with him so rather than answering him, I turned to the kids and advised them to not grow up to be like their daddy who everyone laughs at and has no respect for (wife is now cringing & sliding down in her seat with a “here we go again” gesture).
I then told him to move his truck and wait for me to inspect my car & give him the nod that it was OK to leave. I told him that if he left without my permission, I’d call 911 with a hit & run report & mention that the driver strongly smelled of beer (which was true).
I’m only 5’9” & he was one of your classic high school football jocks that peaked at 18 types but he knew he’d made a series of huge tactical blunders & was one misstep away from big, big, big trouble.
In the end, no damage occurred (as someone mentioned, bumpers are specifically designed for bumping) & I gave him the nod that he could leave.
I hope he took the experience as a wake up call rather than taking anything out on his family; I’ll never know.