With all the death notices on the board, I just couldn't resist it.
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Dec. 19, 2011 3:31 p.m. DrBoost SuperDork
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Dec. 19, 2011 3:34 p.m. Toyman01 SuperDork
Don't tell my kids.
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Dec. 19, 2011 4:44 p.m. DrBoost SuperDork
Yeah, could someone delete this post? I wasn't thinking that someones kid could see this. While I don't celebrate christmas, I respect those that do.
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Dec. 19, 2011 5:01 p.m. EastCoastMojo SuperDork
No worries, Santa Claus is alive and well
Santa Clause on the other hand, well, we all saw that coming. -
Dec. 19, 2011 5:14 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
EastCoastMojo wrote:
No worries, Santa Claus is alive and well
Santa Clause on the other hand, well, we all saw that coming.Insert dangling participle joke here
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Dec. 19, 2011 5:25 p.m. DrBoost SuperDork
You guys leave my dangling parts out of this!
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Dec. 19, 2011 5:44 p.m. Grtechguy SuperDork
DrBoost wrote:
Yeah, could someone delete this post? I wasn't thinking that someones kid could see this. While I don't celebrate christmas, I respect those that do.
sorry folks.J.W.?
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Dec. 19, 2011 7:27 p.m. DrBoost SuperDork
Yup. But don't hold that against me.
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Dec. 20, 2011 7:04 a.m. slantvaliant Dork
He's still around ...
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Dec. 20, 2011 8:32 a.m. N Sperlo SuperDork
To make all the houses in one night, Santa would have been moving so fast the friction would cause him to instantly burst into flames.
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Dec. 20, 2011 10:39 a.m. ditchdigger Dork
slantvaliant wrote:
He's still around ...
Are they finally making a move of "The stupidest angel"?
That is a zombie movie I can't wait for.
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Dec. 20, 2011 10:42 a.m. hotrodlarry Reader
N Sperlo wrote:
To make all the houses in one night, Santa would have been moving so fast the friction would cause him to instantly burst into flames.
magic dust, man.
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Dec. 20, 2011 11:53 a.m. Klayfish HalfDork
No, Santa is still alive and well, he's just in the slammer. After all, remember that Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Well...the law finally caught up with Santa and he's awaiting trial on DUI and manslaughter charges...
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Dec. 20, 2011 12:00 p.m. Duke SuperDork
Can't believe nobody posted this classic:
