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  • DirtyBird222

    Jan. 10, 2010 9:03 p.m. DirtyBird222 Dork

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDyD5bXYlmg&feature=player_embedded

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSNQdoAukpc&feature=player_embedded

  • Capt Slow

    Jan. 10, 2010 10:47 p.m. Capt Slow HalfDork

    Hahaha the tail end of the second video was classic!

  • DrBoost

    Jan. 11, 2010 3:08 p.m. DrBoost Dork

    I love reading the comments on vids like that. Bunch of morons that are driving their mom's Delta 88 but say they have a [insert rice mobile here] with 500 w.h.p.

  • 93celicaGT2

    Jan. 11, 2010 7:14 p.m. 93celicaGT2 SuperDork

    There's a couple turbo saturns around here... i would LOVE to build one, just to be another automotive equivalent of the Spanish Inquisition.

    Here's the full version of that last clip. It's pure gold.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZsScMYg5Q4

  • DirtyBird222

    Jan. 11, 2010 7:32 p.m. DirtyBird222 Dork

    i see challenge material

  • Twin_Cam

    Jan. 11, 2010 8:36 p.m. Twin_Cam Dork

    That dude was one of the big contributors to Turbo Saturns.net (TSN), the only Saturn forum that didn't suck back in the day. I think his name was Mike. He even admitted that the Supra wasn't really trying to keep up, he just posted the video as a joke.

    That car really was damn quick, though.

  • Vigo

    Jan. 11, 2010 10:22 p.m. Vigo Reader

    He even admitted that the Supra wasn't really trying to keep up,

    Hah, not trying to keep up and still putting bus lengths on the saturn. I guess next step is to leave it in neutral?

    I like the 1st gen dohc saturn sedans a lot.

  • joey48442

    Jan. 12, 2010 12:26 a.m. joey48442 SuperDork

    The car itself is cool...But I would wager a few bucks the owner is quite the idiot.

    Joey

  • Appleseed

    Jan. 12, 2010 2:25 a.m. Appleseed Dork

    I would wager a wagon in the same flavor would own the word "sleeper."

  • 93celicaGT2

    Jan. 12, 2010 8:41 a.m. 93celicaGT2 SuperDork

    Twin_Cam wrote:

    That dude was one of the big contributors to Turbo Saturns.net (TSN), the only Saturn forum that didn't suck back in the day. I think his name was Mike. He even admitted that the Supra wasn't really trying to keep up, he just posted the video as a joke.

    That car really was damn quick, though.

    Did they ever call him "Mouse?" There's a guy that works at Phoenix Tuning that has extensive turbo saturn background.

    But now, this begs the question... What is more sleeper-ish? A turbo saturn, or a turbo Escort? (Videos to follow tonite)

  • John Brown

    Jan. 12, 2010 8:58 a.m. John Brown SuperDork

    I wish both the Supra and Saturn drivers would have accidentally ran into a wall and died in a prolonged and fiery manner.

    That doesn't belong on surface streets.

  • SpeedTheory

    Jan. 12, 2010 9:09 a.m. SpeedTheory Reader

    Heh. We're building a '94 DOHC Coupe as a Lemons car...

  • Capt Slow

    Jan. 12, 2010 2:33 p.m. Capt Slow HalfDork

    93celicaGT2 wrote:

    Twin_Cam wrote:

    That dude was one of the big contributors to Turbo Saturns.net (TSN), the only Saturn forum that didn't suck back in the day. I think his name was Mike. He even admitted that the Supra wasn't really trying to keep up, he just posted the video as a joke.

    That car really was damn quick, though.

    Did they ever call him "Mouse?" There's a guy that works at Phoenix Tuning that has extensive turbo saturn background.

    But now, this begs the question... What is more sleeper-ish? A turbo saturn, or a turbo Escort? (Videos to follow tonite)

    Trick question turbo tempo is the correct answer

  • poopshovel

    Jan. 12, 2010 3:12 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork

    Trick question AWD turbo Tracer is the correct answer

    ...in theory.

  • DirtyBird222

    Jan. 12, 2010 7:21 p.m. DirtyBird222 Dork

    John Brown wrote:

    I wish both the Supra and Saturn drivers would have accidentally ran into a wall and died in a prolonged and fiery manner.

    That doesn't belong on surface streets.

    who crapped in your cheerios?

  • Duke

    Jan. 13, 2010 12:01 p.m. Duke SuperDork

    DirtyBird222 wrote:

    John Brown wrote:

    I wish both the Supra and Saturn drivers would have accidentally ran into a wall and died in a prolonged and fiery manner.

    That doesn't belong on surface streets.

    who crapped in your cheerios?

    Anybody with sense thinks the same thing.

  • Appleseed

    Jan. 14, 2010 2:10 a.m. Appleseed Dork

    I see people go that fast around here all the time. And they're not racing.

  • joey48442

    Jan. 14, 2010 9:09 a.m. joey48442 SuperDork

    Duke wrote:

    DirtyBird222 wrote:

    John Brown wrote:

    I wish both the Supra and Saturn drivers would have accidentally ran into a wall and died in a prolonged and fiery manner.

    That doesn't belong on surface streets.

    who crapped in your cheerios?

    Anybody with sense thinks the same thing.

    As long as they don't take anyone else with them, I'm ok with that!

    Joey

  • Drewsifer

    Jan. 14, 2010 10:54 a.m. Drewsifer Reader

    Capt Slow wrote:

    93celicaGT2 wrote:

    Twin_Cam wrote:

    That dude was one of the big contributors to Turbo Saturns.net (TSN), the only Saturn forum that didn't suck back in the day. I think his name was Mike. He even admitted that the Supra wasn't really trying to keep up, he just posted the video as a joke.

    That car really was damn quick, though.

    Did they ever call him "Mouse?" There's a guy that works at Phoenix Tuning that has extensive turbo saturn background.

    But now, this begs the question... What is more sleeper-ish? A turbo saturn, or a turbo Escort? (Videos to follow tonite)

    Trick question turbo tempo is the correct answer

    "That, and not buying a Tempo. Tempos really suck." Jay Lamm, Grassroots Motorsports, Feb 09.

  • DirtyBird222

    Jan. 14, 2010 10:56 a.m. DirtyBird222 Dork

    like you've never driven fast on the streets before give me a break...

  • White_and_Nerdy

    Jan. 14, 2010 6:01 p.m. White_and_Nerdy Reader

    Appleseed wrote:

    I would wager a wagon in the same flavor would own the word "sleeper."

    I've thought about supercharging my SW2. It has no AC, and a SC would fit perfectly where the AC compressor is supposed to go. Might even be able to do so on a Challenge friendly budget. But from reading around Sixthsphere.com, it seems you have to make a choice - a reliable Saturn, or a Saturn with forced induction. I have no immediate plans to pursue this - a lack of play money is the major factor - but I haven't written off the idea entirely...

    Here's some track video for you - my 96 SL2 in a NASA time trial at the Carlisle sport compact show. The only mod was an intake I threw on just before leaving home, since we were supposed to take my friend's car that died the day before the show.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBspAnHLKdc

    It's not what you drive, but how you drive it.

 
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