Oh let's see:
There was the one in some kind of hatchback that took speed limits very seriously. We were on a 4 lane road and the speed limit goes from 55->45->35 and this person slowed down very quickly at each change. I mean, they hit the brakes so hard at the signs the car visibly nose-dived. It was like they believed they would bounce off of an invisible barrier if they were going 1mph over.
There was the little old lady driving what I assumed to be a used car to the lot for delivery. She had the generic little old lady stance behind the wheel. She could barely see over the wheel. That is bad enough but she had white letters and numbers scrawled down the left side of the windshield, her sun visor fully deployed and the wire from some device hanging from the rearview. Her total "window" of vision couldn't have been but about 6"x8". And she was riding my bumper through stop and go traffic.
How about the douchbag in the Landcruiser this morning? There are 4 lanes, 2 each way and he is leapfrogging through traffic. At one point, he passed me like I was sitting still (I was going about 60) only to slam on his brakes because of traffic ahead. This went on for about 2 miles and he had his left blinker on the whole way...until he jumped from the left-most lane to a right turn lane. He did change his signal then.
*Then there are the everyday bozos who race through yellow/red lights but take forever to start moving at green
*And the ones who slam on their brakes before getting into the empty 1/4 mile long turn-only lanes. They usually signal after braking.
Or the ones who drive almost the entire length of the empty turn-only lanes to brake and jump over at the last minute.
Then there are the ones who are in so much of a hurry that they have to turn out in front of me on a 2 lane, 55mph country road...just to speed up to 10 under and make another turn half a mile up.
*And I wouldn't want to forget the 3 dipE36 M3s that ran the left turn light after the semi in front barely made it through. The one who stopped (a quarter way into the intersection) looked at me like I was the shiny happy person for daring to go when I had the green.
On a positive note, I didn't see anyone reading or having breakfast while driving.
