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  • DukeOfUndersteer

    Jan. 14, 2010 8:58 a.m. DukeOfUndersteer Dork

    Warning: Not Safe For Weak Stomachs....

    A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

    Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf’s snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.


    “I’ve seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I’ve seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal,” the 29-year-old veterinary said.

    The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

    Veterinaries said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper nutrition since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

    In Zimbabwe, a goat gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

    The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

    "This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

    The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

    The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.

    http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0

  • MiatarPowar

    Jan. 14, 2010 9:05 a.m. MiatarPowar HalfDork

    That's berkeleyed up.

  • Trans_Maro

    Jan. 14, 2010 9:09 a.m. Trans_Maro HalfDork

    "Can you make a U-turn?"

    "I can make her eyes pop!"

  • joey48442

    Jan. 14, 2010 9:27 a.m. joey48442 SuperDork

    That's it. Were doomed.

    Joey

  • slefain

    Jan. 14, 2010 9:48 a.m. slefain Dork

    So which villager did it look like?

  • Jan. 14, 2010 10:08 a.m. bigbird4120

    In reply to slefain:

    That's baaaaaad.

    bigbird4120

  • mel_horn

    Jan. 14, 2010 10:53 a.m. mel_horn Dork

    slefain wrote:

    So which villager did it look like?

    Conan O'Brien said last night, "Someone's got a LOT OF EXPLAINING to do!"

    No matter who's doing the explaining, I'm sure it'll be done sheepishly...

  • ditchdigger

    Jan. 14, 2010 11:02 a.m. ditchdigger Reader

    I for one welcome our new human/sheep overlords

  • TJ

    Jan. 14, 2010 11:02 a.m. TJ Dork

    I'm sorry, I didn't understand a single word you just said.

    (Jim Breuer/goat boy reference. Don't have any sheepboy references)

  • Schmidlap

    Jan. 14, 2010 11:10 a.m. Schmidlap Reader

    What's the big deal? The Weekly World News has been telling us about Bat Boy for years.

    Bob

  • neon4891

    Jan. 14, 2010 11:23 a.m. neon4891 SuperDork

    I blame the Scotts...

    Skip to 1:05

  • alex

    Jan. 14, 2010 11:56 a.m. alex Dork

    (Science-y Buzzkill Warning)

    Looks like a case of holoprosencephaly, a genetic mutation that effects fetal brain and skull formation, much like the piglet born with a monkey/human-like face a while back. The same mutation can occur in most mammals, generally resulting in a cyclops-like appearance. In fact, it's speculated that the cyclops Polyphemus from Homer's Odyssey was a man inflicted with holoprosencephaly.

    Still creepy. If you want to feel the physical definition of 'unsettled,' Google up holoprosencephaly.

  • grinch77

    Jan. 14, 2010 12:58 p.m. grinch77 Reader

    yep thats a word that dosen't need to be Googled again.

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Jan. 14, 2010 1:03 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork

    What? I was just helping it over the fence.

  • neon4891

    Jan. 14, 2010 1:20 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork

    grinch77 wrote:

    yep thats a word that dosen't need to be Googled again.

    Hmmm. Google gave me a picture of Tom Cruise

  • Appleseed

    Jan. 14, 2010 4:56 p.m. Appleseed Dork

    I, for one, welcome our sheep overlords.

  • P71

    Jan. 14, 2010 8:50 p.m. P71 SuperDork

    That is berkleying creepy!!!

  • Jan. 14, 2010 9:02 p.m. abumason New Reader

    slefain wrote:

    So which villager did it look like?

    Duh, his Daaaaaad.

  • Luke

    Jan. 14, 2010 9:10 p.m. Luke SuperDork

    There's a New Zealand'er joke in here somewhere.

  • gamby

    Jan. 14, 2010 9:12 p.m. gamby SuperDork

    slefain wrote:

    So which villager did it look like?

    Jay Leno, Tori Spelling or Heidi Montag

    (that is disturbing, BTW)

  • Appleseed

    Jan. 14, 2010 9:36 p.m. Appleseed Dork

    Luke wrote:

    There's a New Zealand'er joke in here somewhere.

    Or a Montana joke.

  • motomoron

    Jan. 14, 2010 10:50 p.m. motomoron Reader

    Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

    What? I was just helping it over the fence.

    I have never actually had something I read on the internet make my drink come out my nose 'til now.

  • 914Driver

    Jan. 15, 2010 7:54 a.m. 914Driver SuperDork

    Looks like an NS-5, Sunny.

 
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