I'm looking at a quote from NBC's The Office. It's from Creed and he mentions making money as the leader of a cult.
So, does anybody have any experience with this? How about any recommendations? Free money is good money.
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Feb. 11, 2009 12:27 p.m. confuZion3 Dork
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Feb. 11, 2009 12:29 p.m. Jensenman UltimaDork
I'm thinking that starting a cult would severely cut into racing time.
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Feb. 11, 2009 12:32 p.m. slantvaliant Reader
... unless it's a racing-based cult.
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Feb. 11, 2009 12:35 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
And only the Stig, or maybe Richard Petty, can get away with a racing based cult
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Feb. 11, 2009 12:52 p.m. Jensenman UltimaDork
We mere mortals don't have that option.
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Feb. 11, 2009 12:57 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
but then a stig based cult would die out from infighting over which stig to follow.
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Feb. 11, 2009 12:59 p.m. Tim Baxter Online Editor
I was going to start a cult until I realized nobody listens to me.
That's kind of a problem in the cult business. Plus I couldn't hold a lengthy discussion on how I'm the one true way to avoid the awful wrath when the Gamorans descend on earth without giggling.
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Feb. 11, 2009 1:00 p.m. Snowdoggie Reader
Google 'The Church of the Sub-Genius' or 'JR Bob Dobbs'.
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Feb. 11, 2009 1:00 p.m. 4cylndrfury Reader
We could do like Zorro and have a different "stig" for each day of the week. We could split the 'enrollment" fees amongst the actors. Since his identity is hidden, we would just need to find people with similar body proportions and work on a rotating schedule, that way, none of the stig actors would be identifiable....FYI I am 6'1 220lbs...in case anyone needs another stig actor for their "racing based organization"
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Feb. 11, 2009 1:25 p.m. ignorant PowerDork
http://www.xenu.net/ done.
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Feb. 11, 2009 1:39 p.m. ignorant PowerDork
1 BILLION YEARS.. ...
get that in your cult NOW!
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Feb. 11, 2009 1:43 p.m. maroon92 SuperDork
for 50,000 dollars John Brown might let you join the Paved Church of the Heavenly Cone in a managerial position...you could make bank in the "upper echelons".
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Feb. 11, 2009 2:14 p.m. confuZion3 Dork
You see, I think a racing cult could work. I'll claim that the savior is a race car (a Miata, of course) and that everybody needs to donate the sum of $50,000 to the church to fund the construction of a race track in the name of Lacy, our savior, and our lord / race car. That way, I'd even get non-crazy people involved.
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Feb. 11, 2009 2:19 p.m. Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
Meh, too late. We've got you.
Muuhaaahhhaaahhhaahhhaaaa
Per Cult of GRM
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Feb. 11, 2009 2:20 p.m. captainzib Reader
You're gonna need some Snuggies.
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Feb. 11, 2009 2:41 p.m. Scott Lear Club Editor
Snuggies would be a great cultish robe. They even have colors to denote rank. Brilliant!
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Feb. 11, 2009 2:42 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
I'm 6ish 250+, can i be the Stig's fat american cousin?
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Feb. 11, 2009 2:51 p.m. thatsnowinnebago HalfDork
I'm 6"1' 180ish, does that mean I can be college Stig?
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Feb. 11, 2009 2:52 p.m. captainzib Reader
I'm 5'4", 150 lbs, can I be travel size Stig?
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Feb. 11, 2009 3:28 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork
captainzib wrote:
You're gonna need some Snuggies.
Glad I'm not the only who immediately thinks HEATHENS! when he sees the Snuggie family roasting something in the fire pit.
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Feb. 11, 2009 3:51 p.m. 16vCorey SuperDork
SOOOOO true! The first time I saw that Snuggies commercial, I was pretty sure the old guy in the red snuggie (if memory serves) was about to drink blood from a human skull. Perfect cult attire.
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Feb. 11, 2009 3:55 p.m. 16vCorey SuperDork
Yep, just watched the commercial again. Look and the "use your remote" and "enjoy a snack" guy. Total berkeleying cult leader.
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Feb. 11, 2009 3:56 p.m. Jensenman UltimaDork
^^ Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought that.
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Feb. 11, 2009 4:06 p.m. 16vCorey SuperDork
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Feb. 11, 2009 11:22 p.m. maroon92 SuperDork
some language...possibly NSFW
