N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
5/3/12 7:30 a.m.

Its just impolite.

K working on the broken link.

"shiny happy people" is in the url, so find it at http://www.punchingkitty.com/category/crime

bravenrace
bravenrace UberDork
5/3/12 9:23 a.m.

In reply to N Sperlo:

I forget, what does "shiny happy people" stand for? Oh wait...

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
5/3/12 9:38 a.m.

There's been a rach of "Bleachings" here lately. Teenagers carry what appears to be a plastic water bottle, but it's filled with bleach. Piss off the cool girls and you get bleached.

One socially awkward 17 y/o boy lost his sight for three days.

I think I could shoot them in the face....

.

...with some kind of pernament dye.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
5/3/12 11:02 a.m.

I should pull up an article from "the knockout game..."

Also, 914, my friend is in the process of developing a protective spray (technical for pepper spray) that includes a blue skin dye.

slantvaliant
slantvaliant Dork
5/3/12 11:50 a.m.

I like this story from the same site:

"So, what are you in jail for?"

"Stealing grease"

"Oh. You're gonna need it."

pres589
pres589 Dork
5/4/12 4:04 p.m.

In reply to slantvaliant:

HAHAHA prison rape jokes never get old! Look at our awesome society, hee hee hee!

neon4891
neon4891 UltimaDork
5/4/12 4:08 p.m.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
6/6/12 8:49 a.m.

Another guy shot in the face. What shiny happy people...

rotard
rotard Dork
6/6/12 9:37 a.m.

Those cool girls would be getting beat the berkeley down.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
6/6/12 9:44 a.m.
rotard wrote: Those cool girls would be getting beat the berkeley down.

"Police are looking for a suspect in the beating death of three girls. Described only as a white boy of average height and weight with a shock of white hair in front and white eyebrows..."

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