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May 1, 2009 10:37 a.m. pinchvalve SuperDork

Interesting:

Stanford, CT - April 19, 2009 - The Kessler Institute of Human Interface Studies has released the results of a 3-years study researching a possible link between being a complete tool, and driving a Cadillac Pickup truck. The study confirmed what most people already know, that 100% of people who drive a Cadillac Truck are complete A-holes. The study found that Caddy Truck drivers are more likely to be on the cell phone, cut you off in traffic, not be polite or alternate at an intersection, pay $80,000 on a truck and then hang $4 testicles from the trailer hitch and generally be the kind of person you want to kick in the shin."

The same institute is also looking into a link between Dodge Cummins Trucks and inbreeding.
May 1, 2009 10:59 a.m. EastCoastMojo Dork

So we all already know it but now it's official.

And what's with the blue colored truck balls? Blue balls. Really?
May 1, 2009 11:03 a.m. curtis New Reader

haha id love to see how they came to those conclusions. Thats quite an important study right there.
May 1, 2009 11:25 a.m. Duke Dork

EastCoastMojo wrote:

And what's with the blue colored truck balls? Blue balls. Really?

I seriously doubt that anyone who would put TruckBallz on their vehicle is going to be getting any, so the blue balls are appropriate.
May 1, 2009 11:40 a.m. EastCoastMojo Dork

This is very true, but why advertise? Ahhhhh, yes. That's where the moron part comes in. Gotcha.
May 1, 2009 11:42 a.m. John Brown SuperDork

We are planning on hanging a set of Trucknards on onre of the GRM cars in October.

Per will be pissed
May 1, 2009 11:42 a.m. EastCoastMojo Dork

Well, at least go for the chrome or brass ones.
May 1, 2009 11:44 a.m. Tim Baxter Online Editor

Yes, brass ones. Size XXL.
May 1, 2009 11:50 a.m. Travis_K HalfDork

Someone I know had 2 3'' nuts (the kind that go on bolts) hanging from a chain on their tralier hitch for a while, mainly meant to make fun or the people with the other kind.
May 1, 2009 12:08 p.m. foxtrapper SuperDork

Had one of those kiddie safety type see-saws. Had these weird big heavy duty balloons, one under each seat. With time in the sun they got this nasty bleached brown colored, with grass clippings stuck to them. Thought about taking them and placing them under the little Toyota truck, just to show the blue-balled Cady crowd what a real set looked like.

Made the mistake of musing about this in front of the wife.
May 1, 2009 12:47 p.m. Appleseed HalfDork

Those things are NOT trucks. If you have to fold the deer up like a jack knife to get it in the bed after you're done hunting, it's not a real truck. It is an abomination.
May 1, 2009 1:44 p.m. Jensenman SuperDork

EastCoastMojo wrote:

Well, at least go for the chrome or brass ones.

Gawd. I got behind a black H2 with a set of the chrome ones, just could not believe it. Of course it had 24's, chrome bumpers and side steps, all the usual chrome/stainless geegaws jimcracks and whimmydiddles.

I like foxtrappers' idea best. I'll make up a set of those and hang 'em off the Jensen's back bumper.
May 1, 2009 3:17 p.m. pigeon Reader

And I though only BMW drivers had that particular set of traits attributed to Caddy Truck drivers (says the guy driving the 750Li).
May 2, 2009 8:58 a.m. Twin_Cam Dork

You needed a study to tell you that? Spend one day in a Cadillac showroom and you'll know it for sure.
May 3, 2009 10:14 a.m. jpaturzo New Reader

Jensenman wrote: Of course it had 24's, chrome bumpers and side steps, all the usual chrome/stainless geegaws jimcracks and whimmydiddles.

If I had gone into the stick on chrome / fake chrome doo dad business in 1999, I'd be a millionaire today. I saw an H3 recently with six diamond shaped stick on vents ON EACH FENDER! I'm all for individuality, but I almost hurled.
May 3, 2009 10:37 a.m. redbonechkn New Reader

Our newly elected Sheriff went to the narcotics unit and got the Caddy Escalade truck with 22's and made it his personal car Nobody will tell him he looks like a idiot and everyone laughs at him. The farmers and bible huggers got him elected and they ain't happy now with JayZ patrolling the streets

I think he's a Tool myself
May 3, 2009 9:23 p.m. billy3esq Dork

redbonechkn wrote:

Our newly elected Sheriff ... I think he's a Tool myself

In many jurisdictions the edited version above would be a more succinct way to say the same thing.

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