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  • Jamesc2123

    June 13, 2008 7:21 p.m. Jamesc2123 New Reader

    I don't even have anything to say to this, expect to tell someone to buy one and tell us about it.

  • maroon92

    June 13, 2008 7:26 p.m. maroon92 Dork

    what?

  • Tommy Suddard

    June 13, 2008 7:31 p.m. Tommy Suddard

    You forgot to post a link.

  • carguy123

    June 13, 2008 8:53 p.m. carguy123 Reader

    I bought one yesterday, it really was sweet.

    What else do you want to know?

  • June 14, 2008 12:59 a.m. grafmiata Dork

    maroon92 wrote: what?

    It's gotta be either a Miata, or a two-stroke margarita blender...

  • Salanis

    June 14, 2008 1:33 a.m. Salanis HalfDork

    grafmiata wrote:
    maroon92 wrote: what?

    It's gotta be either a Miata, or a two-stroke margarita blender...

    Miata with integral belt-driven margarita blender?

  • June 14, 2008 2:03 a.m. grafmiata Dork

    Salanis wrote:
    grafmiata wrote:
    maroon92 wrote: what?

    It's gotta be either a Miata, or a two-stroke margarita blender...

    Miata with integral belt-driven margarita blender?

    Hmmmm... I already have the blender, and once I pick up my "new" Mariner Blue '92 this afternoon, I'll need to find a good use for my '90.

    Then again, the weed-whacker engine sounds so damn cool pulverizing the ice!!!

  • Keith

    June 14, 2008 11:50 a.m. Keith SuperDork

    Salanis wrote:
    grafmiata wrote:
    maroon92 wrote: what?

    It's gotta be either a Miata, or a two-stroke margarita blender...

    Miata with integral belt-driven margarita blender?

    That's called a "Jackson Racing Supercharger".

  • Jay_W

    June 14, 2008 12:00 p.m. Jay_W HalfDork

    WINNER of the Most Pointless Thread Award!!

  • jrw1621

    June 14, 2008 12:37 p.m. jrw1621 New Reader

    Jay_W wrote: WINNER of the Most Pointless Thread Award!!

    You think it is pointless now, just wait until about page 100.

  • seann

    June 14, 2008 1:05 p.m. seann New Reader

    Iike a miata, it is variable speed and self lubricating but I imagine the toy that James is referring to is not safe for work.

  • grtechguy

    June 14, 2008 7:39 p.m. grtechguy SuperDork

    all I can think of is : When I was just a wee little boy. Full of health and joy. One Christmas morning I received A marvelous little toy. A wonder to be hold it was Many colours bright. And the moment I layed eyes on it It became my heart's delight. It went "zzzip" when it moved, "Bopp" when it stopped, "Brrr" when it stood still. I never knew just what it was And I guess I never will.

    The first time that I picked it up. I had a big surprise. For right on it's bottom Were two green buttons That looked like big green eyes. I first pushed one. And then the other. And then I pushed on its lid. And when I set it down again This is what it did. It went "zzzip" when it moved, "Bopp" when it stopped, "Brrr" when it stood still. I never knew just what it was And I guess I never will.

    It first marched left. Then marched right And then marched under a chair. And when I looked where it had gone It wasn't even there. I started to cry. My daddy laughed. He knew that I would find. When I turned around my marvelous toy Chugging from behind. It went "zzzip" when it moved, "Bopp" when it stopped, "Brrr" when it stood still. I never knew just what it was And I guess I never will.

    Well, the years have passed Too quickly it seems. I have my own little boy. And yesterday I gave to him My marvelous little toy. His eyes nearly popped right out of his head. He gave the squeal of glee Neither one of us knows just what it is, But he loves it just like me. It still goes "zzzip" when it moves, "Bopp" when it stoppes, "Brrr" when it stands still. I never knew just what it was And I guess I never will

  • QuasiMondo

    June 14, 2008 10:03 p.m. QuasiMondo New Reader

    I have it. It's the sweetest toy ever....

  • Wally

    June 15, 2008 12:35 a.m. Wally SuperDork

    When I started Grammar School I used to stop off in the vestibule Every time that bell would ring I'd take out my ding a ling a ling

    Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling My ding a ling, my ding a ling I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

  • porksboy

    June 15, 2008 11:16 a.m. porksboy HalfDork

    Wally stole my thunder.

  • 914Driver

    June 16, 2008 6:22 a.m. 914Driver HalfDork

    Wally stole my ding - a - ling....

  • wreckerboy

    June 16, 2008 6:38 a.m. wreckerboy SuperDork

    If you buy a Miata with an integral or non-intergal two stroke blender, just be certain to know if you are getting an early short nose margartia or the later long nose one. Everything you need to know is at margaritamiata.net

  • confuZion3

    June 16, 2008 10:30 a.m. confuZion3 Reader

    grtechguy wrote: all I can think of is : When I was just a wee little boy. Full of health and joy. One Christmas morning I received A marvelous little toy. A wonder to be hold it was Many colours bright. And the moment I layed eyes on it It became my heart's delight. It went "zzzip" when it moved, "Bopp" when it stopped, "Brrr" when it stood still. I never knew just what it was And I guess I never will.

    The first time that I picked it up. I had a big surprise. For right on it's bottom Were two green buttons That looked like big green eyes. I first pushed one. And then the other. And then I pushed on its lid. And when I set it down again This is what it did. It went "zzzip" when it moved, "Bopp" when it stopped, "Brrr" when it stood still. I never knew just what it was And I guess I never will.

    It first marched left. Then marched right And then marched under a chair. And when I looked where it had gone It wasn't even there. I started to cry. My daddy laughed. He knew that I would find. When I turned around my marvelous toy Chugging from behind. It went "zzzip" when it moved, "Bopp" when it stopped, "Brrr" when it stood still. I never knew just what it was And I guess I never will.

    Well, the years have passed Too quickly it seems. I have my own little boy. And yesterday I gave to him My marvelous little toy. His eyes nearly popped right out of his head. He gave the squeal of glee Neither one of us knows just what it is, But he loves it just like me. It still goes "zzzip" when it moves, "Bopp" when it stoppes, "Brrr" when it stands still. I never knew just what it was And I guess I never will

    Duh. It was a Miata with a 2-stroke, integral, 12-speed blender. (Did you check to see if there were rust spots along the rocker panel or the o-ring seal by the blender blades before you gave it to your son?)

  • littleturquoiseb

    June 16, 2008 3:50 p.m. littleturquoiseb Reader

    Go here for a 20% cupon off the price!

 
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