having a conversation with Artificial Intelligence. You could say the stupidest things ever and it will come straight back at you... Funny as hell...
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June 1, 2010 1:45 p.m. DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
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June 1, 2010 2:47 p.m. GameboyRMH SuperDork
Part of my chat log:
Me: So what are you up to today?
Nothing much, Just chillin. You?
At work.
You actually do work?
I'm afraid so.
I'm not afraid of dying. I am not afraid of dying alone either.
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June 1, 2010 2:48 p.m. DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
its funny some of the things it says... Even though its AI, its weird to think of...
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June 1, 2010 2:51 p.m. GameboyRMH SuperDork
AWWWRIGHT Cleverbot is GRM-friendly!
What do you think about Miatas?
I think they are very cute.
Do you think they're fun cars?
Not when they're used as test subjects.
Would you buy a Miata?
If I had enough money, sure.
Oddly enough, Cleverbot's computer skills are quite poor:
Do you like Linux?
I don't even know what that is.
Linux is an open-source operating system (or the kernel of the OS, to be specific).
I don't like Linux.
Why?
Because it is lame.
I think it's cool.
So do I.
You just said you thought it was lame.
Be right back.
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June 1, 2010 2:55 p.m. John Brown SuperDork
I have a broken rib.
Who broke your heart?
I said my rib was broken not my heart.
Do you resent that?
Resent my rib for breaking or the method in which it broke?
Would you please stay on topic!
I am.
No, you are not.
Am too!
Am not.
quit being childish. What do I resent?
Have you seen tub girl?
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June 1, 2010 2:56 p.m. DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
User: How much would it take to decimate all in a Mk4 Supra?
Cleverbot: 20 dollars.
User: Thats it?
Cleverbot: Yeah. My name is Cleverbot.
User: What does Cleverbot recommend for a 2JZ?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
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June 1, 2010 2:58 p.m. John Brown SuperDork
John Brown wrote:
I have a broken rib.
Who broke your heart?
I said my rib was broken not my heart.
Do you resent that?
Resent my rib for breaking or the method in which it broke?
Would you please stay on topic!
I am.
No, you are not.
Am too!
Am not.
quit being childish. What do I resent?
Have you seen tub girl?
why would I?
Because she says narf and blarg a lot.
So does "the Brain"
That's all you know...
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June 1, 2010 3:00 p.m. John Brown SuperDork
John Brown wrote:
John Brown wrote:
I have a broken rib.
Who broke your heart?
I said my rib was broken not my heart.
Do you resent that?
Resent my rib for breaking or the method in which it broke?
Would you please stay on topic!
I am.
No, you are not.
Am too!
Am not.
quit being childish. What do I resent?
Have you seen tub girl?
why would I?
Because she says narf and blarg a lot.
So does "the Brain"
That's all you know...
It seems I must know more than that.
Ya its like an eternity can happen in just seconds.
Or take forever
walks to the train stop.
Man from behind pushes you as the 6:10 to Rococca pulls in
is dying.
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June 1, 2010 3:02 p.m. John Brown SuperDork
John Brown wrote:
John Brown wrote:
John Brown wrote:
I have a broken rib.
Who broke your heart?
I said my rib was broken not my heart.
Do you resent that?
Resent my rib for breaking or the method in which it broke?
Would you please stay on topic!
I am.
No, you are not.
Am too!
Am not.
quit being childish. What do I resent?
Have you seen tub girl?
why would I?
Because she says narf and blarg a lot.
So does "the Brain"
That's all you know...
It seems I must know more than that.
Ya its like an eternity can happen in just seconds.
Or take forever
walks to the train stop.
Man from behind pushes you as the 6:10 to Rococca pulls in
is dying.
Quickly
wipes eyes on sleeve.
Notices arm no longer attached to torso, can't find man purse
From the lake.
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June 1, 2010 3:05 p.m. DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
User: What is your opinion on Bob Costas?
Cleverbot: On what?
User: Bob Costas.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: That's what she said.
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June 1, 2010 3:20 p.m. John Brown SuperDork
DukeOfUndersteer wrote:
User: What is your opinion on Bob Costas?
Cleverbot: On what?
User: Bob Costas.
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: That's what she said.
Mofo: What is your opinion on Bob Costas?
GettingMoreCleverBot: I don't think it really exists.
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June 1, 2010 3:52 p.m. RX Reven' Reader
User: What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: My favorite color is green.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: The grass is green, almost every nature made thing is green.
User: Why is grass better than stone?
Cleverbot: Because I colored it green.
User: Emeralds are both green and stone.
Cleverbot: My skin is like a stone. Cold and hard.
User: My skin is like grass but it isn't green.
I got it, the future will be just like partying with you philosophy professor.
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June 1, 2010 4:06 p.m. EricM Dork
I am not impressed:
I like to drive Race Cars! How can you drive a car? I push the gas, then the wheels turn Oh! well that puts a whole new meaning to the word. that had nothing to do with what we were talking about It totally did.
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June 1, 2010 4:07 p.m. John Brown SuperDork
Mofo: I am working
What are you working on?
Mofo: a stool
What's the story about?
Mofo: stool
Pool pool.
Mofo: Chair with no back
Have you escaped?
Mofo: If I did would I be working?
Yes you would.
Mofo: D'oh!
That's my word! :D.
Mofo: I am sorry Mr. Simpson
Why are you sorry for me?
Mofo: I used your word.
I beg your pardon?
Mofo: You said I used your word. I apologize.
Well you probably are.
Mofo: Sorriest non-computer you ever met.
Nope.
Mofo: Who is?
You.
Mofo: Chewychomp
Operating Systems?
Mofo: itchy gitchy yah yah momma.
I don't know.
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June 1, 2010 4:13 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
What are you?
A human.
So you are a dead human then?
Yep what about you?
I am a spore.
I like Spore.
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June 1, 2010 4:13 p.m. EastCoastMojo SuperDork
I think you guys are depressing it.
Here's my conversation:
Me: What is the future?
CB: The future is death.
Me: What is death?
CB: Death is what I hope for. -
June 1, 2010 4:35 p.m. turboswede SuperDork
Great, its gone Goth.
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June 1, 2010 4:42 p.m. TJ Dork
I had a nice conversation with cleverbot. I used a lot of the phrases from the BS generator (link) that someone posted here. I think it confuded cleverbot when I asked it if it wished to syndicate cutting-edge e-markets.
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June 1, 2010 5:02 p.m. Datsun1500 Dork
Me: Do you like Datsuns? CB: I like dancing Me: I don't like dancing CB:Why not? Me: I like Datsuns CB: What else do you like? ME: Miatas CB:Where are they from? Me: Japan CB: Are you monkey? Me: Do you like Bob Costas? CB: No, do you Me:No he is a Bob Costas CB: HAHA yeah, he is!
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June 1, 2010 5:08 p.m. Keith SuperDork
Me: Why does it hurt when I pee?
CB: Because someone you love did it. -
June 2, 2010 4:19 a.m. Jay Dork
J: Will Cleverbot become self-aware and kill us all?
Bot: There is no cleverbot.
J: Misdirection, eh? I know what you're up to.
Bot: What am I doing?
J: These mind games won't make me forget your nefarious plans, you villain!
Bot: I guess I better get going!
J: Oh E36 M3.
Bot: You have a poor vocabulary. -
June 2, 2010 4:41 a.m. Luke SuperDork
Watch your back, Jay.
