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  • Keith

    Sept. 3, 2009 6:08 p.m. Keith SuperDork

    John Brown wrote:

    carguy123 wrote:

    Keith wrote:

    A buddy of mine named his kid "Jerrick Danger Wingerter". Yes, Danger is his middle name.

    Some people just don't think about what they're putting their kids thru. It's cute to the parents and their friends for a little while, but the kid's gotta live with it for the rest of their lives! I just hope he doesn't feel he has to live up to his middle name.

    I wasn't afraid of naming my son Tanner Brown, My wife is a tough little shemale and I am 6'3" and have hovered around 300lbs for 20 years or so. Odds were good that he was going to be a biggun.

    I've actually considered changing my middle name to Danger. Or Action. Or Speed.

    A friend of mine has the last name Martins. I suggested she call her first kid Aston. Doc for short. My friends don't listen to me much when I make suggestions for some reason.

  • ignorant

    Sept. 3, 2009 6:41 p.m. ignorant SuperDork

    Congrats..

    Mine turns 5 months tomorrow. Sleep when you can.

  • friedgreencorrado

    Sept. 3, 2009 10:12 p.m. friedgreencorrado HalfDork

    Congrats, Rusty!

    I heard a great quote once, can't recall who said it (and I heard it on NPR, so I'm sure it's some obscure author or artist):

    "..I held that wriggling mass in my hands, and knew I'd never feel content again.."

    In context, he was talking about feeling worried, instead of feeling happy. And he was right. Mine just turned 18, and I'm more worried than ever!

    Well worth the ride, though.

  • carguy123

    Sept. 3, 2009 10:17 p.m. carguy123 Dork

    I was in a restaurant tonight and a little 3-4 year old boy was sitting there shouting loudly at his father "I want some money. I want some money. I want to buy some stuff"

    You have soo much to look forward to.

  • AngryCorvair

    Sept. 3, 2009 11:12 p.m. AngryCorvair SuperDork

    congratulations, Rusty! you have an amazing journey ahead of you. there's a great book out there on raising healthy, happy, well-adjusted kids. it's called "Kids Learn What They Live". remember the title every single day, and you will never have to read the book.

  • Wally

    Sept. 4, 2009 12:44 a.m. Wally SuperDork

    Congratulations, glad everyone is doing well.

  • Sept. 4, 2009 6:16 a.m. stan SuperDork

    Congratulations!

    You and mom will have a lot to learn, be busy and be tired, but it will be a fun journey...

    Stan

  • fornetti14

    Sept. 4, 2009 7:00 a.m. fornetti14 Reader

    Wow -awesome news!! Childbirth is an amazing experience isn't it??
    It's a wonder that any of us are here.

    I have two little girls at home and it's always a blast.

  • Rusty_Rabbit84

    Sept. 8, 2009 8:16 a.m. Rusty_Rabbit84 Dork

    Little update: AHHHHH!!!!!!

    She is a crying, pooping, sleeping machine! She will cry and i would pick her up and put her pacifier in and she would stop crying, but it would last 2-3 minutes tops before she spits it out. She is definately a night owl and we are trying to beak her of it. Some of the stuff thats in her diaper will make a grown man gag! Shes an angel thru the day, but when 10 pm comes around, she springs to life!

  • aussiesmg

    Sept. 8, 2009 8:30 a.m. aussiesmg Dork

    I'm guessing that face is thanks to Momma, congrats mate

  • Rusty_Rabbit84

    Sept. 8, 2009 8:44 a.m. Rusty_Rabbit84 Dork

    I apprecite it!

  • Duke

    Sept. 8, 2009 9:59 a.m. Duke SuperDork

    Nice and pink and looks like the breathing apparatus works fine. Congratulations! The adventure begins...

  • donalson

    Sept. 8, 2009 10:31 a.m. donalson SuperDork

    lol congratz ont he new lil space lizard man :) (reference to someone from GRM some years back)...

    enjoy the sleep deprovation for the next few months... they grow FAST... my lil girl just turned 6 a few months ago... just weirds me out when I remember how small she was

    ... life will never be the same... for the better

  • davidjs

    Sept. 8, 2009 10:42 a.m. davidjs New Reader

    Rusty_Rabbit84 wrote:

    Some of the stuff thats in her diaper will make a grown man gag!

    Just wait till she starts trying solid foods!

  • donalson

    Sept. 8, 2009 11:09 a.m. donalson SuperDork

    na... wost is those 1st few tar diapers... especially if it's your 1st ever diaper... but ya they get nasty... i don't miss wiping kids butts that's for sure

  • Rusty_Rabbit84

    Sept. 8, 2009 11:14 a.m. Rusty_Rabbit84 Dork

    haha, she always has mud butt, you could hear it squirt out. Sorry if i messed up anyone's lunch...

  • confuZion3

    Sept. 8, 2009 8:37 p.m. confuZion3 SuperDork

    Congratulations!

    Wait, you shaved before you took her to the hospital? You jerk. You could have done it while you were driving and gotten her to the hospital a lot faster!

  • DoctorBlade

    Sept. 8, 2009 10:52 p.m. DoctorBlade New Reader

    My daughter is 10, and she still stays up late.

    Congratulations! May the mid-night feedings be regular!

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