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  • Wally

    May 28, 2011 9:59 a.m. Wally SuperDork

    I'm getting my tin foil hat ready, do you think it's a coincidience that the Patriot Act Extension is signed by a machine?

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20110527/ts_yblog_theticket/autopen-not-ob...

    Last night, President Obama signed an extension of the Patriot Act into law. And yet President Obama wasn't actually there to do it.

    Magic, you say? A sign that hidden forces are in fact running the U.S. government?

    Well, no. The president used an autopen--a machine devised to assist celebrities and lawmakers in generating mass facsimiles of their actual signatures. The president resorted to its use in this case since he was traveling in Europe, and the provisions of the Patriot Act would have otherwise expired at midnight, as White House spokesman Nick Shapiro told ABC's politics blog The Note prior to the bill's passage Thursday.

    "Failure to sign this legislation poses a significant risk to U.S. national security. As long as Congress approves the extension, the president will direct the use of the autopen to sign it," Shapiro said in a statement.

    Some lawmakers, who knew Obama was already en route to the G-8 summit of eight major world economies, didn't appear to know about the White House plan to employ the autopen.

  • carguy123

    May 28, 2011 10:09 a.m. carguy123 SuperDork

    How do we know it was really Obama and not his puppet masters?

  • Salanis

    May 28, 2011 10:13 a.m. Salanis SuperDork

    Autopens have been around for a long time. My grandfather used them back when he was in congress in the 70's. Usually they were used for signing response letters to constituents.

  • neon4891

    May 28, 2011 10:31 a.m. neon4891 SuperDork

    Forget the auto pen, the Patriot Act is getting extended?

  • Osterkraut

    May 28, 2011 11:31 a.m. Osterkraut SuperDork

    Heaven forbid they let parts of the USA PATRIOT Act expire.

  • N Sperlo

    May 28, 2011 11:43 a.m. N Sperlo HalfDork

 
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