Do you know anyone who could be the worst driver in the world? If they got a crash so bad, that you gotta tell me, tell me.
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Nov. 24, 2009 1:19 p.m. beaterworld New Reader
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Nov. 24, 2009 1:23 p.m. Gimp Dork
There was this guy named "stoptheeconobox". He collied with "beaterworld" on the GRM Forum. It was terrible. Stupid questions everywhere... oh the huge manatee.
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Nov. 24, 2009 1:25 p.m. beaterworld New Reader
Gimp wrote:
There was this guy named "stoptheeconobox". He collied with "beaterworld" on the GRM Forum. It was terrible. Stupid questions everywhere... oh the huge manatee.
Oh ha, ha. Bad drivers only. Get it, buster?
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Nov. 24, 2009 1:35 p.m. ignorant PowerDork
beaterworld wrote:
Do you know anyone who could be the worst driver in the world? If they got a crash so bad, that you gotta tell me, tell me.
One time I had an ice cream cone on my lap when I was driving and then emril birthed a giraffe out his man hole. It was really awesome except I saw emril.. you know... Down there...
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Nov. 24, 2009 1:40 p.m. ignorant PowerDork
How about..
Caribou Barbie love fest.. GO!
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Nov. 24, 2009 1:41 p.m. 93celicaGT2 SuperDork
beaterworld wrote:
Do you know anyone who could be the worst driver in the world? If they got a crash so bad, that you gotta tell me, tell me.
I was eating soup and smoking a cigarette while driving my manual transmission car on the lava flows. I crashed into the mouth of the volcano and was incinerated.
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Nov. 24, 2009 1:43 p.m. Carson Dork
In reply to 93celicaGT2:
Did you singe the title to your Ram?
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Nov. 24, 2009 2:01 p.m. 93celicaGT2 SuperDork
Carson wrote:
In reply to 93celicaGT2:
Did you singe the title to your Ram?
I did, in fact. You see, it wasn't the smoking or eating soup while driving a manual car that caused me to crash, it was the fact that i dropped the title to my Ram, and when i bent down to pick it up while driving and eating soup, i singed the title with my cigarette. In a fit of rage, i threw myself at the steering wheel of the car, violently jarring myself out of my path on the lava flow, sideswiping a Toyota Echo, and then catapulted over the mouth of the volcano.
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Nov. 24, 2009 2:23 p.m. Carson Dork
In reply to 93celicaGT2:
Glad you're ok, when you sideswiped that Echo did it shoot off in such a great speed that it overtook a Camaro SS?
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Nov. 24, 2009 2:27 p.m. 93celicaGT2 SuperDork
Carson wrote:
In reply to 93celicaGT2:
Glad you're ok, when you sideswiped that Echo did it shoot off in such a great speed that it overtook a Camaro SS?
I believe it may have. I was going a gazillion miles an hour in my 5sfe-powered chariot of win.
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Nov. 24, 2009 3:29 p.m. EastCoastMojo SuperDork
Hey, pass that bottle of whiskey this way please.
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Nov. 24, 2009 3:43 p.m. aircooled SuperDork
beaterworld wrote:
...tell me, tell me...
....come on tell me the answer
and you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer
Go helter skelter
helter skelter
helter skelter
Yeah, hu, hu
I will you won't you want me to make you
I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you
Tell me tell me tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer
Look out
Helter skelter
helter skelter
helter skelter
Yeah, hu, hu
Look out cause here she comes
When I get to the bottom
I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and turn
and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Well will you won't you want me to make you
I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you
Tell me tell me tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer
Look out
Helter skelter
helter skelter
helter skelter
Yeah, hu,
Helter Skelter
She's coming down fast
Yes she is
Yes she is
coming down fast
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Nov. 24, 2009 3:59 p.m. cwh SuperDork
Well, THAT was interesting!!
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Nov. 24, 2009 5:00 p.m. ignorant PowerDork
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Nov. 24, 2009 7:30 p.m. Appleseed Dork
Listen Buster, you better start to move your feet, to the rockingest, rock steady beat of Madness. ONE STEP BEYOND!
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Nov. 25, 2009 10:52 p.m. Drewsifer New Reader
I was lined up against some Ferrari in my Supra. I kindly asked the owner how much his vehicle cost. You'll never believe what he told me.
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Nov. 25, 2009 11:35 p.m. thatsnowinnebago Dork
Drewsifer wrote:
I was lined up against some Ferrari in my Supra. I kindly asked the owner how much his vehicle cost. You'll never believe what he told me.
Were you both shocked when the Echo punted by 93celicaGT2 flew by you at such a great rate of speed that it broke the sound barrier?
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Nov. 25, 2009 11:55 p.m. mndsm New Reader
That depends on whether or not the clown was capable of making a balloon animal in time. While driving a green single cam 7 speed AWD drift DSM.
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Nov. 26, 2009 12:11 a.m. HappyAndy HalfDork
isin't there a turbo moped with launch control in this story somewhere?
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Nov. 26, 2009 12:16 a.m. NYG95GA SuperDork
HappyAndy wrote:
isin't there a turbo moped with launch control in this story somewhere?
If there isn't, there damn sure should be!
