wbjones wrote:Gearheadotaku wrote:What NOT to say:
Officer "do you have any drugs or weapons in the car?"
"nope, all sold out"
damn you.... it hurts to blow coffee out your nose....
Thats 2 coffee blasts for my efforts, sweet!
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Dec. 15, 2009 4:14 p.m. Gearheadotaku HalfDork
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Dec. 15, 2009 5:01 p.m. Rufledt Reader
NYG95GA wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
This is hard to do w/o sweating with a body in the trunk.
I drive autocross, so I never keep anything loose in my trunk.
For dead bodies wrapped in old rugs.. I use the E150.. much easier loading and dumping.
+1 to that. E-150 is by FAR the easiest method of corpse removal i have yet used.
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Dec. 15, 2009 8:53 p.m. Woody SuperDork
Gearheadotaku wrote:
What NOT to say:
Officer "do you have any drugs or weapons in the car?"
What do you need?
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Dec. 15, 2009 9:32 p.m. Carson Dork
poopshovel wrote:
Cop: "So Mrs. teh poop, does he drive like this all the time?"
Mrs. teh poo: "Nope. Only when he's been drinking."
She didn't actually say it, but the thought of her saying made me start laughing uncontrollably. I paid for that one.
There's a stand up comedian that does a bit like this. Found it! Willie P. Richardson - Highway Patrol. I can't find it for free to post a link
but it's pretty funny.
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Dec. 15, 2009 9:59 p.m. Tim Baxter Online Editor
Meow
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Dec. 15, 2009 10:14 p.m. EastCoastMojo SuperDork
What's that meow?
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Dec. 15, 2009 10:17 p.m. HiTempguy Reader
EastCoastMojo wrote:
What's that meow?
Meow see here boy...
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Dec. 15, 2009 10:50 p.m. mndsm Reader
I need to see your lisense and registration right meow.
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Dec. 16, 2009 11:28 a.m. turboswede UltraDork
Did you say Meow?
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Dec. 16, 2009 12:01 p.m. Gimp Dork
CHICKEN berkeleyER!!!
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Dec. 16, 2009 12:09 p.m. Dr. Hess PowerDork
We call him "Chicken Lover", there Gimp.
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Dec. 16, 2009 4:32 p.m. Gearheadotaku HalfDork
chicken and waffles? sure we have doughnuts....
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Dec. 16, 2009 5:10 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
Do you see me jumping all nimbly-pimbly from tree to tree? Meow.
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Dec. 16, 2009 6:05 p.m. poopshovel UltraDork
Carson wrote:
poopshovel wrote:
Cop: "So Mrs. teh poop, does he drive like this all the time?"
Mrs. teh poo: "Nope. Only when he's been drinking."
She didn't actually say it, but the thought of her saying made me start laughing uncontrollably. I paid for that one.
There's a stand up comedian that does a bit like this. Found it! Willie P. Richardson - Highway Patrol. I can't find it for free to post a link
but it's pretty funny.
....hence the uncontrollable laughter on my part.
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Dec. 17, 2009 1:02 a.m. Appleseed Dork
Do you realize what you just posted...meow?
