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  • ignorant

    June 18, 2008 6:09 a.m. ignorant SuperDork

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,368206,00.html

    Patterson's lawyer told The Smoking Gun that a "design problem" caused a decorative metallic piece on the underwear to fly up and hit Patterson in the eye while she was putting the underwear on.

    beat wally to it.. YES!

  • Woodyhfd

    June 18, 2008 6:26 a.m. Woodyhfd HalfDork

    Any judge with half a brain will immediately throw that case out. Fifty two year old women should not be wearing thongs.

  • grtechguy

    June 18, 2008 7:58 a.m. grtechguy SuperDork

    Woodyhfd wrote: Any judge with half a brain will immediately throw that case out. Fifty two year old women should not be wearing thongs.

    there are like 2 exceptions......

  • GameboyRMH

    June 18, 2008 8:02 a.m. GameboyRMH Dork

    grtechguy wrote:
    Woodyhfd wrote: Any judge with half a brain will immediately throw that case out. Fifty two year old women should not be wearing thongs.

    there are like 2 exceptions......

    NO THERE ARE NONE!

  • neon4891

    June 18, 2008 9:48 a.m. neon4891 HalfDork

    glad there were no pictures

  • aircooled

    June 18, 2008 10:16 a.m. aircooled Dork

    They showed her on the morning news...

    ...sorry, I put the two together in my mind there, now I have that pre-puke taste in my mouth...

  • bludroptop

    June 18, 2008 10:31 a.m. bludroptop Dork

    Woodyhfd wrote: Fifty two year old women should not be wearing thongs.

    Ahem... maybe, maybe not. Google Christie Brinkley - she's 54.

  • mad_machine

    June 18, 2008 12:57 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    I have watched several girlfriends put on thongs (and take them off) over the years.. never seen one get tight enough to launch parts of it's self either at the eye or anywhere else.

    It begs to ask (and I am sorry I am) how small was this thong and how big was this woman?

  • pinchvalve

    June 18, 2008 4:07 p.m. pinchvalve SuperDork

    small and big.

  • neon4891

    June 18, 2008 4:12 p.m. neon4891 HalfDork

    OOOO a cop car in readers rides, I needed to be distracted before i got sick

  • MitchellC

    June 18, 2008 11:58 p.m. MitchellC New Reader

    FOX: Your source for hard-hitting news.

  • SVreX

    June 22, 2008 4:31 p.m. SVreX SuperDork

    A 52 year old fat woman wearing a metal thong???

  • Carson

    June 22, 2008 5:11 p.m. Carson Reader

    It's a text book self defense case. The thong had every right to hit the woman in the eye in order to save itself from certain death caused by suffocation or something considered cruel and unusual. Case closed.

  • wlkelley3

    June 23, 2008 12:10 p.m. wlkelley3 Reader

    I'm still trying to figure out what her face was doing close to the thong. Well...maybe not visually. Maybe she was trying to put it on the wrong end of her body. Like those bank robbers a couple weeks ago.

  • Carson

    June 23, 2008 12:25 p.m. Carson Reader

    wlkelley3 wrote: I'm still trying to figure out what her face was doing close to the thong. Well...maybe not visually. Maybe she was trying to put it on the wrong end of her body. Like those bank robbers a couple weeks ago.

    Hmm, interesting thought that just came to mind. If someone were to rob a bank wearing only frilly underwear, they'd probably get away with it. No one would be able to identify the robber's face.

  • mad_machine

    June 23, 2008 10:46 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    You would either have to be extremely good looking or extremely ugly to pull that off.. not sure which is better, but having seen the French Canadians when they come down to the shore here in their Speedos.. extremely ugly probably wins

  • HappyAndy

    June 23, 2008 10:51 p.m. HappyAndy New Reader

    SVreX wrote: A 52 year old fat woman wearing a metal thong???

    happens everday on the Jerry Springer show

  • ThunderCougarFalconGoat

    June 23, 2008 10:54 p.m. ThunderCougarFalconGoat New Reader

    I know that cop car!

  • P71

    June 23, 2008 10:59 p.m. P71 Reader

    neon4891 wrote: OOOO a cop car in readers rides, I needed to be distracted before i got sick

    Was it mine? Did you vote?

    /gratuitous shameless plug

 
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