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April 1, 2011 11:04 p.m. RealMiniDriver Dork

All around the country and coast to coast

People always say what do you like most?

I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast

I always tell them I like toast

Yeah toast!

Yeah toast!

I get up in the morning about 6am

Have a little jelly, have a little jam

Take a piece of bread put it in the slot

Push down the lever and the wires get hot I get toast

Yeah toast!

Yeah toast!

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection

There's a dial on the side and you make your selection

Push to the dark or light and then

If it pops to soon push down again make toast

Yeah toast!

Yeah toast!

When the first cave man drove in from the dregs

Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs

Must've been a genius got it in his head

Plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread and make toast

Yeah toast!

Yeah toast!

O oui monsiur bonjour con cat

Uh huh croissant te voz se ver

Morie servie Eiffel Tower

O oui merie bagette bon soir

French toast!

French toast!
April 2, 2011 6:00 a.m. aeronca65t Dork

~I Propose A Toast!~

slide to Tim Curry at about 1:00
April 2, 2011 9:22 a.m. Wally SuperDork

We're like hot butter on your breakfast toast
April 2, 2011 9:24 a.m. 92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork

Streetwiseguy wrote:

Why limit yourself to toast?

WANTTTT!!!!!!
April 2, 2011 9:25 a.m. 92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork

What's the difference between jelly and jam?
April 2, 2011 9:59 a.m. mtn SuperDork

Now, you see with toasters, you want to get the toaster oven. All of a sudden you've got another oven so you can make your garlic bread while your frozen pizza is in the real oven! Not to mention the toasting and stuff.

Lately though, I've been on the lookout for a commercial grade waffle iron like you see at hotels. That is what I want sitting next to my toaster.
April 2, 2011 9:59 a.m. JoeyM SuperDork

I think it is the amount of pulp and seeds
April 2, 2011 10:14 a.m. 92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork

JoeyM wrote:

I think it is the amount of pulp and seeds

That's the PC answer, yes.
April 2, 2011 10:35 a.m. wbjones SuperDork

jrw1621 wrote:

Long Slot Toasters:
http://www.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-US&rlz=...

thanks for the link... I obviously sux at typing the needed header into google... believe it or not, I had searched for these very objects... without the results you got
April 2, 2011 2:52 p.m. alex SuperDork

If I might inject a note of reality in this festive little thread...

America's Test Kitchen (aka Cook's Ilustrated) is the go-to source for home appliance reviews, at least in terms of cooking stuff. I'm willing to bet they've covered slot toasters, and I know for certain they recently covered toaster ovens. To the Googles!
April 3, 2011 8:22 p.m. keethrax Reader

mtn wrote:

Now, you see with toasters, you want to get the toaster oven. All of a sudden you've got another oven so you can make your garlic bread while your frozen pizza is in the real oven! Not to mention the toasting and stuff.

Toaster ovens make E36 M3ty toast though. They're handy gadgets, but crappy toasters.
April 3, 2011 10:01 p.m. MitchellC Dork

I try to keep my kitchen gadgets to a minimum. Therefore, to make toast, I use a pan.
April 3, 2011 10:27 p.m. mtn SuperDork

keethrax wrote:

mtn wrote:

Now, you see with toasters, you want to get the toaster oven. All of a sudden you've got another oven so you can make your garlic bread while your frozen pizza is in the real oven! Not to mention the toasting and stuff.

Toaster ovens make E36 M3ty toast though. They're handy gadgets, but crappy toasters.

Mine makes wonderful toast. Of course, mine cost about $300 new. Estate sales FTW.
April 4, 2011 4:44 a.m. ZOO SuperDork

This is GRM. Make your own:

Toaster made from scratch

Performance art -- mined and smelted the steell, copper, and other minerals. Fun to watch.
April 4, 2011 6:33 a.m. Toyman01 SuperDork

Three pages on toast. Wow, just wow.
April 4, 2011 7:04 a.m. 1988RedT2 Dork

You haven't actually lived until you've been camping, and whilst sitting next to a campfire that has burned down leaving embers of dancing reds, you stick a slice of bread on a marshmallow-toasting fork, hold it close to the glowing embers, and make sweet, glorious TOAST!
April 4, 2011 2:11 p.m. HiTempguy Dork

You forgot the part where you put chocolate and marshmallows on TOP of the toast at the campfire = win!
April 4, 2011 2:47 p.m. ultraclyde Reader

Whilst camping you can toas bagels on top of a Coleman propane lantern. the knurled knob even fits in the bagel hole so it doesn't slide off.

mmmmmmmm....toast....
April 4, 2011 8:07 p.m. ditchdigger HalfDork

As a longtime user of vintage american chrome toasters I have come to the realization that modern toasters just suck. The slots are too wide so that they can hold bagels and that gaping hole on the top lets all the lovely toasting heat escape. As a result toasting times are far longer than they need to be.

I have had to resort to covering the open top of the toaster with a magazine, plate, another slice of bread (interesting that it toasted more rapidly than the bread inside) and many other handy items. It works and will cut toasting time up to half.....at the loss of a degree of safety I suppose, but this is toast damnit! It is worth the risk

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