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  • amaff

    April 15, 2009 8:32 p.m. amaff HalfDork

    What can you make of this?

    Hmm... I can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl!!

    Cool story though :)

  • NYG95GA

    April 15, 2009 9:35 p.m. NYG95GA Dork

    I speak jive.

  • Appleseed

    April 15, 2009 10:10 p.m. Appleseed Reader

    What kind of plane is it?

    Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

  • gubby

    April 15, 2009 10:12 p.m. gubby New Reader

    "Air Israel, get off the runway!"

  • Woody

    April 16, 2009 7:07 a.m. Woody Dork

    I guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

  • Kramer

    April 16, 2009 7:21 a.m. Kramer Reader

    No relation.

  • OrangeRazor

    April 16, 2009 2:59 p.m. OrangeRazor New Reader

    I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.

  • John Brown

    April 16, 2009 3:05 p.m. John Brown MegaDork

    "You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."

    Elaine "A hospital? What is it?"

    "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

  • confuZion3

    April 16, 2009 10:37 p.m. confuZion3 Dork

    Luke wrote:

    grinch77 wrote:

    Have you ever seen a grown man naked Billy???

    Billy, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

    Does anybody here actually get this reference? I do. (Billy Hayes and Midnight Express.)

  • confuZion3

    April 16, 2009 10:38 p.m. confuZion3 Dork

    I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.

  • confuZion3

    April 16, 2009 10:39 p.m. confuZion3 Dork


    NO SMOKING

    NO SPITTING


  • gubby

    April 16, 2009 10:49 p.m. gubby New Reader

    PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR SEATS

    gobacken siddonna

  • confuZion3

    April 16, 2009 11:07 p.m. confuZion3 Dork

    "This is Mayflower 1 to Mission Control. Do you read me?"

    "At last, that's more like it. Yes. This is Mission Control. Give me your name and position."

    "My name is Striker and I'm sitting down and facing front. But why would you want to know that?"

  • confuZion3

    April 16, 2009 11:10 p.m. confuZion3 Dork

    "We don't have a tower? Why aren't I notified of these things?! Well, how would you handle the situation?"

    "Well, we could try ignoring it sir."

  • Wally

    April 17, 2009 1:32 a.m. Wally UltraDork

    Male announcer: said:

    It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

  • NYG95GA

    April 17, 2009 1:53 a.m. NYG95GA Dork

    No parking in the red zone.

  • thedude

    April 17, 2009 2:46 p.m. thedude New Reader

    You know I have a drinking problem.

  • gamby

    April 17, 2009 8:00 p.m. gamby UberDork

    Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're flashing and they're beeping. I can't stand it anymore! They're blinking and beeping and flashing! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!

  • mad_machine

    April 18, 2009 9:30 p.m. mad_machine UltraDork

    I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.

  • 924guy

    April 19, 2009 4:37 a.m. 924guy HalfDork

    It was a rough place, the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. Its worse than Detroit.

  • confuZion3

    April 20, 2009 11:56 a.m. confuZion3 Dork

    NYG95GA wrote:

    No parking in the red zone.

    No, chris. No parking in the white zone. The red One is for loading and unloading only.

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