I'm going to say John Goodman. So when the deed is done and he collapses on me in the end I'll just suffocate and die - never having to relive the horror that just happened.
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Aug. 4, 2010 7:03 p.m. Marty! Dork
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Aug. 4, 2010 7:46 p.m. Lesley SuperDork
You know, I wouldn't berkeley Elvis. Uh uh, no way - too soft, too unhealthy lookin'. Too pretty boy looking, and ewww, that greasy hair stuff! Matt Damon, maybe, he's pretty hot stuff in those spy movies. Russell Crowe as Maxiumus... abso-berkeleying-lutely. And who was the dude who played the Comedian in the Watchmen? Yah, I'd do him too.
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Aug. 4, 2010 7:47 p.m. Lesley SuperDork
Powar wrote:
JG Pasterjak wrote:
Clooney.
I'd nail George Clooney like a non-union carpenter. And not even in a gay way. Just like two completely heterosexual guys who are so confident in their heterosexuality they don't feel a bit weird doing it all night long in the empty hotel room he never has the courtesy to join me in.
jg
Haaahaaaaaaaa.... um, can I watch?
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Aug. 4, 2010 7:53 p.m. JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
Lesley wrote:
Powar wrote:
JG Pasterjak wrote:
Clooney.
I'd nail George Clooney like a non-union carpenter. And not even in a gay way. Just like two completely heterosexual guys who are so confident in their heterosexuality they don't feel a bit weird doing it all night long in the empty hotel room he never has the courtesy to join me in.
jg
Haaahaaaaaaaa.... um, can I watch?
You might learn a thing or two.
On the other hand, you would see things that you could never un-see.
jg
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Aug. 4, 2010 7:57 p.m. Jensenman SuperDork
I ain't George Clooney by a long shot, but with beer goggles you never know... 'in the dark all cats are gray'.
Next time I make the Challenge I'm standing with my back to the wall.
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Aug. 4, 2010 8:20 p.m. joey48442 SuperDork
Platinum90 wrote:
joey48442 wrote:
My man crush has not posted to this thread yet...
Joey
Johnny "Baconator" Brown?
Maybe....
Joey
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Aug. 4, 2010 8:29 p.m. Kia_racer HalfDork
bravenrace wrote:
I'm leaving this thread never to return...
I second this!!
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Aug. 4, 2010 9:49 p.m. NYG95GA SuperDork
JG Pasterjak wrote:
Lesley wrote:
Powar wrote:
JG Pasterjak wrote:
Clooney.
I'd nail George Clooney like a non-union carpenter. And not even in a gay way. Just like two completely heterosexual guys who are so confident in their heterosexuality they don't feel a bit weird doing it all night long in the empty hotel room he never has the courtesy to join me in.
jg
Haaahaaaaaaaa.... um, can I watch?
You might learn a thing or two.
On the other hand, you would see things that you could never un-see.
jg
Hey Lesley, didn' t you nail Clooney on the set during the Oh Brother Coen brothers movie? I'm pretty sure since you were cast as his wife you had plenty of oppurtunity.
You are Holly Hunter , right?
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Aug. 4, 2010 9:57 p.m. jrw1621 SuperDork
NYG95GA wrote:
So she ditched your creepy come-on by telling you she was gay?I love having interesting conversations with people
Yesterday I was talking to a girl at the neighborhood tavern about good rewatchable movies. She said she'd seen 'Dirrty Dancing" 56 times.
I was saying that the movie was a real sleeper, and Patrick Swayze was really hot and nailed that role.
She agreed. I mentioned that even though I'm not gay, that I would screw Patrick Swayze.
She replied.. "Well I'm gay, and I'd screw him too.
Congrats to her, seems to have worked.
PS: Nobody puts Baby in a corner!
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Aug. 4, 2010 10:45 p.m. Lesley SuperDork
Hey Lesley, didn' t you nail Clooney on the set during the Oh Brother Coen brothers movie? I'm pretty sure since you were cast as his wife you had plenty of oppurtunity.
You are Holly Hunter , right?
Not me, I woulda remembered that. Besides, I'm British Canadian without a trace of that there cute lil southern accent Holly has.
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Aug. 5, 2010 2:01 a.m. Wally SuperDork
914Driver wrote:
racinginc215 wrote:
Fags.
I don't understand how British cigarettes fit in ....
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Aug. 5, 2010 2:02 a.m. Wally SuperDork
JG Pasterjak wrote:
Clooney.
I'd nail George Clooney like a non-union carpenter. And not even in a gay way. Just like two completely heterosexual guys who are so confident in their heterosexuality they don't feel a bit weird doing it all night long in the empty hotel room he never has the courtesy to join me in.
jg
I figured you as more a Patrick Dempsey fan since you've already tried to get into his pants once.
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Aug. 5, 2010 7:48 a.m. DILYSI Dave SuperDork
Wally wrote:
JG Pasterjak wrote:
Clooney.
I'd nail George Clooney like a non-union carpenter. And not even in a gay way. Just like two completely heterosexual guys who are so confident in their heterosexuality they don't feel a bit weird doing it all night long in the empty hotel room he never has the courtesy to join me in.
jg
I figured you as more a Patrick Dempsey fan since you've already tried to get into his pants once.
Any port in a storm.
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Aug. 5, 2010 9:34 a.m. Duke SuperDork
I think straight guys are more attracted to George Clooney than straight women are. I told my wife I sure wouldn't mind looking like him, and she said she'd never sleep with me again if I did.
And while Matt Damon is cute, how has this thread gotten so far with no mention of:
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Aug. 5, 2010 1:40 p.m. Lesley SuperDork
Meh. Does nothing for me.
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Aug. 5, 2010 1:43 p.m. joey48442 SuperDork
Lesley wrote:
Meh. Does nothing for me.
You lie!
Joey
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Aug. 5, 2010 2:14 p.m. thatsnowinnebago Dork
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Aug. 5, 2010 2:33 p.m. Lesley SuperDork
joey48442 wrote:
Lesley wrote:
Meh. Does nothing for me.
You lie!
Joey
Nope. Looks like a little boy, trying to be bad.
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Aug. 5, 2010 2:42 p.m. 914Driver SuperDork
JG Pasterjak wrote:
Lesley wrote:
Powar wrote:
JG Pasterjak wrote:
Clooney.
I'd nail George Clooney like a non-union carpenter. And not even in a gay way. Just like two completely heterosexual guys who are so confident in their heterosexuality they don't feel a bit weird doing it all night long in the empty hotel room he never has the courtesy to join me in.
jg
Haaahaaaaaaaa.... um, can I watch?
You might learn a thing or two.
On the other hand, you would see things that you could never un-see.
jg
HOW THE HELL DO YOU UN READ SOMETHING????
JG quit playing with your shorts!
