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  • minimac

    Sept. 4, 2008 7:55 a.m. minimac Dork

    I found this on a Porsche board. I'm sure we can do better. Oh wait, I forgot where I'm at....

    http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=427722

  • John Brown

    Sept. 4, 2008 8:36 a.m. John Brown UltimaDork

    After competing in the grueling "Antique-A-Thon" Newlypartnered Tom and Joe went all out and drove their new Barbie car at Brownwillow Raceway.

  • walterj

    Sept. 4, 2008 8:51 a.m. walterj HalfDork

    Biff and Todd wave to Chad and Georgie as they pass in their new Boxster.

  • Lesley

    Sept. 4, 2008 9:15 a.m. Lesley Dork

    "Ooooooooooooklahoma where the wind goes whistlin' down the plain"

  • maroon92

    Sept. 4, 2008 9:24 a.m. maroon92 SuperDork

    is the MX-5 gayer than the Miata? I think this answers that question.

  • Jay

    Sept. 4, 2008 2:12 p.m. Jay HalfDork

    "We congratulate Duayne and Bobby, first-ever winners of the new Special Olympics Autocross event!"

  • Scott Lear

    Sept. 4, 2008 2:18 p.m. Scott Lear Club Editor

    "I found the gas pedal!"

  • fiat22turbo

    Sept. 4, 2008 2:28 p.m. fiat22turbo SuperDork

    "I gotta be meeeeeee....."

  • EastCoastMojo

    Sept. 4, 2008 2:29 p.m. EastCoastMojo Reader

    "Do it again! Do it again! Do it again!"

  • John Brown

    Sept. 4, 2008 2:33 p.m. John Brown UltimaDork

    I couldn't love GRM the magazine or the website more, and believe me, I don't like to be the P.C police or anything or the guy who has a problem with everything thing, but I do have a problem with this...

    I find it a bit offensive that you use terms like

    etc etc... for your little descriptions or whatever in the avatars. I myself do not have

    , nor am I a

    teacher or

    but I feel sensitivity for people with

    as I am a student taking

    classes, and my Girlfriend is pursuing her masters in the field.

    These terms although I'm pretty sure are not even real words, are obviously meant to resemble the words used to describe people with

    impairments, and it appears that they are used on these boards in a joking sense which, as I view it, makes light of people who are afflicted with

    disabilities.

  • MGAMGB

    Sept. 4, 2008 2:38 p.m. MGAMGB HalfDork

    Jazz hands + spirit fingers + Miata = -vaginas to the eleventy billionth power

  • Mental

    Sept. 4, 2008 2:44 p.m. Mental UltraDork

    "I'm soooo glad you got a black one. I hate it when we look gay."

  • Tim Baxter

    Sept. 4, 2008 2:45 p.m. Tim Baxter Online Editor

    Miata: maybe it's not the answer to everything after all.

    Or maybe it is.

  • GameboyRMH

    Sept. 4, 2008 2:54 p.m. GameboyRMH Dork

    Mental wrote:

    "I'm soooo glad you got a black one. I hate it when we look gay."

    LMFAO!!

  • Salanis

    Sept. 4, 2008 3:12 p.m. Salanis Dork

    "Yes, we're super! Thanks for asking!"

  • fiat22turbo

    Sept. 4, 2008 3:22 p.m. fiat22turbo SuperDork

    "Don't I look simply marvelous?"

    or

    "I'm sooooo glad you got a black one. I love how thin it makes us look and it just goes with everything soooo well. I can't wait to show it to Mitch and Paco, it should make them simply green with envy. Their poor little Audi TT just isn't as cute."

    or

    "I'm soooo glad you got a black one. I'd always heard so much about them and I can't wait to try it out.... Oh and I simply love this car."

    or

    "OH MY GOD! I love these heated, leather seats...."

  • Mental

    Sept. 4, 2008 3:26 p.m. Mental UltraDork

    "Look its a guy with a camera! Quick, butch up!"

  • Salanis

    Sept. 4, 2008 3:35 p.m. Salanis Dork

    "The handling is super, and I just love the stick-shift."

  • Crash

    Sept. 4, 2008 3:42 p.m. Crash Dork

    "I feel pretty!"

  • jpod999

    Sept. 4, 2008 4:57 p.m. jpod999 Reader

    Look Ma, no hands!

  • Beerguy

    Sept. 4, 2008 5:24 p.m. Beerguy None

    "ok, the race is over, now who wants a mustache ride?!?!?"

    "I DO!!"

  • fiat22turbo

    Sept. 4, 2008 6:10 p.m. fiat22turbo SuperDork

    "Last one in the water is a penis pump!"

  • aeronca65t

    Sept. 4, 2008 7:58 p.m. aeronca65t Reader

    "If you have to carry these two dudes around, you're face would look like the Pillsbury Doughboy's too."

  • ignorant

    Sept. 4, 2008 8:05 p.m. ignorant UberDork

    raggett got loose

    edit....

    better is.

    "Thelma and Louise, San Fransisco Edition"

  • Sept. 4, 2008 8:18 p.m. ckosacranoid HalfDork

    "Maita, The cute car of Gay people since 1989."

    I am sorry, but the photo just screams that thought.

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