We can do better(photo caption)

I found this on a Porsche board. I'm sure we can do better. Oh wait, I forgot where I'm at....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=427722

After competing in the grueling "Antique-A-Thon" Newlypartnered Tom and Joe went all out and drove their new Barbie car at Brownwillow Raceway.

Biff and Todd wave to Chad and Georgie as they pass in their new Boxster.

"Ooooooooooooklahoma where the wind goes whistlin' down the plain"

is the MX-5 gayer than the Miata? I think this answers that question.

"We congratulate Duayne and Bobby, first-ever winners of the new Special Olympics Autocross event!"

"I found the gas pedal!"

"I gotta be meeeeeee....."

"Do it again! Do it again! Do it again!"

I couldn't love GRM the magazine or the website more, and believe me, I don't like to be the P.C police or anything or the guy who has a problem with everything thing, but I do have a problem with this...

I find it a bit offensive that you use terms like

etc etc... for your little descriptions or whatever in the avatars. I myself do not have

, nor am I a

teacher or

but I feel sensitivity for people with

as I am a student taking

classes, and my Girlfriend is pursuing her masters in the field.

These terms although I'm pretty sure are not even real words, are obviously meant to resemble the words used to describe people with

impairments, and it appears that they are used on these boards in a joking sense which, as I view it, makes light of people who are afflicted with

disabilities.

"I'm soooo glad you got a black one. I hate it when we look gay."

Miata: maybe it's not the answer to everything after all.

Or maybe it is.

Mental wrote: "I'm soooo glad you got a black one. I hate it when we look gay."

LMFAO!!

"Yes, we're super! Thanks for asking!"

"Don't I look simply marvelous?"

or

"I'm sooooo glad you got a black one. I love how thin it makes us look and it just goes with everything soooo well. I can't wait to show it to Mitch and Paco, it should make them simply green with envy. Their poor little Audi TT just isn't as cute."

or

"I'm soooo glad you got a black one. I'd always heard so much about them and I can't wait to try it out.... Oh and I simply love this car."

or

"OH MY GOD! I love these heated, leather seats...."

"Look its a guy with a camera! Quick, butch up!"

"The handling is super, and I just love the stick-shift."

"I feel pretty!"

Look Ma, no hands!

"ok, the race is over, now who wants a mustache ride?!?!?"

"I DO!!"

"Last one in the water is a penis pump!"

"If you have to carry these two dudes around, you're face would look like the Pillsbury Doughboy's too."

raggett got loose

edit....

better is.

"Thelma and Louise, San Fransisco Edition"

"Maita, The cute car of Gay people since 1989."

I am sorry, but the photo just screams that thought.

Had to give mental a vote up for his.